Because one egg is un oeuf.
Gluten morgen!
My daughter said yes, and I replied, “So you’re de-Claritin that you’ve had it already?”
Bacon and Wooffles
It would be a Pangea breakfast
Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning
Excuse me, but I'd like to propose a toast!
Ay poppy
Congee-rat-lations 😬😬😬
Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
I build slow
Cereal monogamy
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
Toast-oyevsky!
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It must be the Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite.
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food.
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says: ""Can you now stop and get off me? I'm bloody starving!!".
I thought to myself "I really should buy her a fry pan "
"Well son, just take away their little brooms."
"I'm sorry, sir, you're only authorized ONE carrion."
It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)
Scrabbled eggs.
I just didn't wanna sue Flay.
I said, "No, I'll have to go to the kitchen."
They had to March first.
It was a universal cereal bus
I said to myself, "Guess you could say I cheesed it."
They call it the Universal Cereal Bus.
Not all heroes, where crepes?
Shredded Wheat
"Dad, what does pasteurised mean?"
Dad picks up milk carton.
"Well this is milk,"
He slowly moves the carton past my sisters face.
"...and now it's past-your-eyes-'d milk"
I said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!"
Luftwaffles
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
Because for them, one egg is un oeuff
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Because one egg is un oeuf.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Because one egg is an oeuf
Because one egg is un oeuf.
... because one egg is un oeuf.
