Why did the half-blind man fall into a well?

He couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Little_ivory_fox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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i see, said the blind man

looking through a knothole in a barbed wire fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiktokadvocate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I saw it all said the blind man,

To his deaf wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastiff_Speed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Why can't the blind man see his friends?

He's married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benevolentdespots
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why did the blind man always use paper cups?

He has no need for glasses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Innarhythm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What did the indecisive blind man say when the genie asked him what his three wishes were?

Ummm... let me see...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhladczuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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β€œI see,” said the blind man...

...as he picked up his hammer and saw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tshep117
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...

"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toadfinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?

His cones don’t work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Have you heard of the uncreative blind man?

He had a lack of vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.

"No thanks, just looking around."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Did you hear about the blind man who got stabbed?

He couldn't see it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carlos_v36
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I robbed a blind man the other day

Poor fella never even saw it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSneebly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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A blind and deaf man listens to braille music for the first time.

He says: β€œThis shit bumps!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frenchiest_Fry_59
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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A cashier walked over to a blind man that was knocking things off the shelves with his cane and asked if he needed any help

He replied, β€œnope, just looking”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dollbot3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?

Because he could not see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDRambler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why did the blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatcattleco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why can't the blind man see his friends?

Because he's married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunnySideUp145
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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How the blind man fall into the well?

He couldn’t see.....that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastrwill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Cause he couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rthomason11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why did the legally blind man walk into a well

Because he couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicGamerman42069
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andriesvv1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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heard about the blind man who fell down a well?

he didn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

He did not see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cringe-God2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why couldn't the blind man see his friends?

Because he was married and had three children

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spencjb24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Why did the blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisdumm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Did you hear about the blind man?

He picked up a hammer and saw.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Why did the blind man fall down a well ?

He couldn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YohoBottleORum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Why did the blind man fall in a well?

Because he couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boblo_jenkins
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I see says the blind man...

As he picked up a hammer and saw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrapiggahopper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowbro23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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Why did the blind man fall into a well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwillstealyourcat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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why did the blind man fall into the well

because he couldnt see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happylittlewheeze
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desmous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Why did the blind man fell in the well

He couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasKNN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What did the blind man say when he listened to Braille music for the first time?

This shit bumps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrivenZ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

He couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpeedingEmu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he could not see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onnoac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

Because he didn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dynomikey657
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fugaziozbourne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Why did the almost blind man fall down the well?

Because he couldn't see that well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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β€œI see” said the blind man to his deaf wife.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle-the-Human
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Why did the blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imgurmule
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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