Whatβs the best thing about only having your right arm and right leg?
Youβve got nothing left to lose.
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︎ Jan 14 2023
Went to "Oven's R Us" and asked the lady at the counter the best thing to clean Oven's.
"Ammonia Cleaner" was the reply...
I said "oh sorry, I thought you were the salesperson".
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︎ Feb 21 2023
What's the best thing about nobody liking asparagus?
You always have a spare I guess!!!
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︎ Feb 11 2023
The best thing about living in Switzerland (X-Post /r/funny)
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︎ Jan 02 2023
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Feb 14 2023
Whatβs the best thing about reaching the old age of 100?
The lack of peer pressure!
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︎ Dec 15 2022
Exercise works best first thing in the morning...
Before your brain figures out what you're doing.
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︎ Nov 01 2022
What's the best thing to do when you visit Google's HQ?
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︎ Oct 27 2022
My Gran fell asleep last night with a cigarette in her hand. That woman was the best thing since sliced bread.
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︎ Sep 22 2022
The best thing about my mother was her meatloaf
She couldn't quite get the voice right but she looked just like him
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︎ Sep 25 2022
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know much, but their flag is a huge plus!
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︎ Aug 12 2022
The best thing about trying to name a baby is
Realizing How many people you hate.
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︎ Aug 23 2022
What's the best thing to play when you're bored?
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︎ Aug 03 2022
The best thing about staying in a hotel is those folding things you put your luggage on to unpack.
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︎ Aug 04 2022
You know whatβs the best thing about falling in love with a Light?
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︎ Jun 27 2022
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
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︎ Jul 28 2022
A reporter interviewed a 103-year old woman: βAnd what is the best thing about being 103?β the reporter asked.
The woman simply replied, βNo peer pressure.β
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I went into the pharmacy and asked the assistant, "What is the best thing for killing germs?"
"Ammonia cleaner." She replied.
I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here."
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︎ Jun 16 2021
One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread.
The next day, you're toast.
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︎ Apr 07 2022
The best thing about telepathy isβ¦..
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︎ Mar 31 2022
Whatβs the best thing about elevator jokes?
Theyβre still funny on so many levels!
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︎ Feb 25 2022
What's the best thing about the Wright brothers?
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︎ Mar 06 2022
what the best thing about 4/20 being a couple days ago?
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︎ Apr 22 2022
What's the best thing about being a test tube baby?
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︎ Dec 16 2021
What's the best thing to put on a hot dog?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and a bratwurst. "What do you think is the best thing to put on a hot dog?" he asks the bartender. "Probably cold water, to cool him down," the bartender replies.
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︎ Feb 18 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Dec 14 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, the flags a big plus.
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︎ Dec 26 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
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︎ Nov 25 2022
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Nov 06 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Nov 21 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Idk, but the flag's a big plus
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︎ Nov 01 2022
Whatβs the best thing about living in Switzerland?
I dunno but the flags a big plus
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︎ Jun 15 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Aug 29 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus!
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︎ Sep 27 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland.
I don't know. The flags a big plus.
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︎ Sep 04 2022
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Sep 06 2022
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Aug 24 2022
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know but the flag is a big plus
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︎ Jul 13 2022
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know but their flag is a huge plus!
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︎ Aug 02 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is definitely a plus
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︎ Apr 06 2022
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus
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︎ Jun 20 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
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︎ Oct 11 2021
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
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︎ May 21 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus! π¨π
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︎ Mar 06 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
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︎ Feb 05 2022
The best thing about Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus!
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︎ Jan 23 2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus! π¨π
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︎ Dec 28 2021
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus
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︎ Mar 03 2022
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