What’s the best thing about only having your right arm and right leg?

You’ve got nothing left to lose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebro865
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2023
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Went to "Oven's R Us" and asked the lady at the counter the best thing to clean Oven's.

"Ammonia Cleaner" was the reply... I said "oh sorry, I thought you were the salesperson".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capt_Den
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2023
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What's the best thing about nobody liking asparagus?

You always have a spare I guess!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffledpuppies
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2023
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The best thing about living in Switzerland (X-Post /r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryptsyaccount1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2023
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickySan65
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2023
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What’s the best thing about reaching the old age of 100?

The lack of peer pressure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuttBucker69er
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2022
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Exercise works best first thing in the morning...

Before your brain figures out what you're doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2022
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What's the best thing to do when you visit Google's HQ?

Site seeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordTigas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2022
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My Gran fell asleep last night with a cigarette in her hand. That woman was the best thing since sliced bread.

Now she’s toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2022
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The best thing about my mother was her meatloaf

She couldn't quite get the voice right but she looked just like him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GarysCrispLettuce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2022
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know much, but their flag is a huge plus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadpoweredjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2022
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The best thing about trying to name a baby is

Realizing How many people you hate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ztaker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2022
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What's the best thing to play when you're bored?

A Board game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emmathepony
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2022
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The best thing about staying in a hotel is those folding things you put your luggage on to unpack.

I rest my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveBennett64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2022
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You know what’s the best thing about falling in love with a Light?

They are easy to turn on

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2022
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What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naamshahansha
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2022
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A reporter interviewed a 103-year old woman: β€œAnd what is the best thing about being 103?” the reporter asked.

The woman simply replied, β€œNo peer pressure.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I went into the pharmacy and asked the assistant, "What is the best thing for killing germs?"

"Ammonia cleaner." She replied. I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread.

The next day, you're toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2022
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The best thing about telepathy is…..

I know, right?!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2022
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What’s the best thing about elevator jokes?

They’re still funny on so many levels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhox1989
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2022
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What's the best thing about the Wright brothers?

They're always Wright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtremeKitteh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2022
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what the best thing about 4/20 being a couple days ago?

today is 4/20 too....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Br14lyf-as-well
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2022
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What's the best thing about being a test tube baby?

A womb with a view

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MichaelMurphy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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What's the best thing to put on a hot dog?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and a bratwurst. "What do you think is the best thing to put on a hot dog?" he asks the bartender. "Probably cold water, to cool him down," the bartender replies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firegoat1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mommyof4Kings
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, the flags a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PearAmbitious5200
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Su4g3st5onin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2022
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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nottigerwoods10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Idk, but the flag's a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComfortableNo2879
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2022
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What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I dunno but the flags a big plus

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfPacific
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland.

I don't know. The flags a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterLord694
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2022
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Humble-Egg-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2022
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What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RID_user133007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2022
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know but the flag is a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan_godzez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2022
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know but their flag is a huge plus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dreamymemes420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is definitely a plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schanulsiboi08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2022
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agnxf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2021
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charming_Pirate
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imhal9K
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2022
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The best thing about Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoPerfectDad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know but the flag is a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaPadella
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2022
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