Unfortunately we all left alone... we all decided to get a crew cut.
Donald Trump and Barack Obama end up in the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Trump was quick to stop him saying "No way buddy, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a damn whorehouse." The second barber turned to Obama and said "How about you?"
Obama replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.
“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
ive been using the same 3 hair styles for my rogue for so long theres so few to pick from we need more colors and styles
I'm Tony I'm billy I'm Bobby I'm Belew were here to sing and play for youuuuu oh we're the KING CRIMSON BAND
I understand for technical reasons why it may be difficult to change the race of your character (I wouldnt mind even paying for it), but in an upcoming expansion Id still love to be able to change my look, paint, hair, etc.
Edit: To clarify, because it's been asked about and commented on a lot, I personally think recustomizing your character should only cost glimmer or legendary shards. Changing your characters race or gender is the only thing I would pay real monies for.
Edit 2: Front page! Thank you Guardians :D. May your colorful and wonderful selves feel relaxed on the farm!
I just went to a barber shot and I couldn't stop being so scared, thinking that the lady who was attending me was going to hurt me or something, I started hearing things around me as I closed my eyes and felt my hair fall off, thinking of her cutting enough to see my brain and shit.
What do you guys think of these experiences?
So the winner of my poll was The King Crimson Barber Shop. And as a result, I am now listening to it over and over. For a week.
And nothing else.
I started this challenge in order to critically analyze the instruments played on a single track. As it turns out, this is perhaps the only track that features no instruments (unless you count them saying the words "Bass and the Drums and Guitar" and "Stick")
I will be tracking my listens from my one-song Spotify playlist on Last.fm.
Here's to a good week. I'm gonna settle back and have some fun, and start tapping my foot in 21.
Update: 5 hours in. After the first hour, it became weirdly peaceful. I think having no drums helps. I hope to truly become one with the Barber Shop Quartet
Update: Day 2 in progress. Last.fm gave out on me and stopped counting almost a full day ago so I no longer know how many times I have heard this song, but it's been roughly 18 hours (I turned it off to go to sleep). It's still pretty good.
I also made it so it crossfades into the next track, so there are shorter gaps in between. Unfortunately this cuts off the quiet "Okay" at the beginning, but I still consider it a complete song
Update: 1pm on day 2. About 21 hours listened so far. It's starting to get to me.
Update: Day 3 begins. Roughly 36 hours completed. I just looked it up for the first time, only to learn that it was Tony on all four parts. This whole time I thought Billy and Bobby had nice singing voices, and Belew was doing an "in character" voice on his high part. It's all Tony. Not sure how to feel
Did anyone else's bullshit meter go off when the guy at the Barber Shop showed Ashley footage of him throwing Jay out of the shop? The story (that Jay started loudly screwed a chick he was tattooing in the bathroom of the shop) seemed plausible until he produced this perfectly crisp video of Jay being shoved in the alley behind the shop. Now I'm wondering how much of it was true.
I already posted this on r/nhl...they keep telling me to keep an eye on the Leafs, which is why I’m posting here now lol.
Memo ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking 600 and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Memo ain’t no hitta Memo ain’t this Memo a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been with them steppers since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Memo I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas roll with THF Crack and them
Also looking for one with male barbers.
Nothing wrong with women doing it, but it's a different experience. You get to talk about different things when it's a guy and it's overall different.
I moved to the area in August. Have been to a handful and have not found the shop that's right yet.
He just did it to how he felt and I absolutely hate it.
