An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
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All the astronauts I've met are so bad at returning phone calls.
It's like they've fallen off the face of the earth.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Why were the astronauts quiet ?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
2 Astronauts landed on the Sun
Astronaut 1 : ItssofuckinghotcanIgetabeeraroundhere?
Astronaut 2 : Thereisnospacebar.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I'm looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why did the carnivore become an astronaut?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
The astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
He didn't love her to the moon and back
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Why did the astronaut leave his wife?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
What wouldβve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They wouldβve been lunatics.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Where did the astronaut park his car?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What do astronauts wear on the Moon?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What did the government tell the astronaut to do during the pandemic?
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Did you hear about the astronaut that accidentally flew out into open space?
He couldn't understand the gravity of the situation.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Do you know where the first bovine astronauts landed?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What candy made the astronaut cry?
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︎ Dec 28 2019
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Why didn't the ghost become an astronaut?
Because in space, no one can hear you scream.
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Why didn't the astronaut ever come home to his wife?
Because he needed his space!
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︎ May 26 2019
Whatβs an astronautβs favorite part of a computer? The space bar."
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Why did the astronaut refuse to fly home to visit his girlfriend?
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Help the astronaut find......
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︎ Jan 22 2019
I was rejected from the astronaut academy
I guess the sky is my limit
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︎ Aug 27 2019
I met an astronaut in Mexico who claimed to hold the record for the fastest unassisted orbit around Earth.
I'll never forget Juan Solo.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Two astronauts went to space and just sat in their shuttle watching the beautiful earth rotate.
After 24 hours, they finally had enough and decided to call it day.
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︎ Jul 15 2018
An astronaut was talking to the control room but the line was breaking up a little so he couldn't understand what they were trying to say.
So he just yelled out, "What on Earth are you talking about?".
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︎ Jun 01 2019
What do the astronauts do before they go to space?
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︎ Sep 24 2018
Do you know why astronauts make the best comedians?
Their sense of humor is just out of this world
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︎ May 10 2019
How did the astronaut get his baby to sleep?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
It's great that we're starting to use the term "crewed" for astronaut missions.
"maned missions" was getting pretty crude.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
What did the Italian astronaut say during an emergency reentry?
Okay buckle in guys were pasta point of no return
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︎ Nov 18 2018
Why did the astronaut dislike small rooms?
There wasn't enough space
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Why did the astronaut move to the suburbs?
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︎ Mar 25 2019
The rookie astronaut said he was sad he couldn't find milk for his coffee.
His veteran copilot replied, "Yeah, in space no one can; here, use cream."
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︎ Jun 07 2019
They are making a Game of Thrones movie about the Army of the Dead members who become astronauts.
It's called The Wight Stuff
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︎ May 10 2019
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut ?
He just needed a little space
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An astronaut was trying to make coffee on the space station...
Astronaut 1: "I want to make coffee but I can't find any milk."
Astronaut 2: "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
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