7 Hilarious Terry Manning Puns

What do you call impressing a skinny man named "Terry"?

Flattery

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📅︎ Sep 02 2020

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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👤︎ u/Hysterical_Realist

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

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You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.

You have died from dissin’ Terry

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👤︎ u/Sincons

📅︎ Mar 23 2019

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I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.

He died from dysentery.

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👤︎ u/fermatajack

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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Did you know that Terry Crews once had a heckler that mysteriously dropped dead?

Doctors said the man had died from dissin’ Terry

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👤︎ u/P8ntballz

📅︎ Oct 22 2019

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A Rich Man, his Chef, and his Servant.

There's a rich man that has an Italian chef named Antonio and a Mexican servant named Terry. The rich man requests a meat dish with an Asian kick, so the chef gets to work, but he soon notices that he has no Asian flavoring. Frantically, he sends the servant to get some sauce.

As the rich man becomes increasingly impatient for his meal, the chef calls the servant and asks, "Terry, where are you, and what sauce did you get?"

The servant, pulling into the driveway, replies simply, "Terry aqui!"

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👤︎ u/Hammershank

📅︎ Jun 30 2015

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You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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👤︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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