A list of puns related to "Tales of the Ninja (Band of Ninja)"
My god this game is fantastic! I've not been this hooked on a game for a long time. I've currently sank a fair few hours into my first play through as a trader character and his pack bull, but have now accumulated a band of adventurers, a mixture of different races and abilities but hardly very powerful.
I haven't even left the desert yet, as theres so much to do and explore, but I've just managed to destroy the sand ninjas and capture their boss (the one with the 20,000 cat bounty) at the cactus den after an incredibly close battle.
I've not yet built a base but was wondering if its possible to make the cactus den my main base? Its well fortified and has special equipment so I think it'd be ideal but do the sand ninjas spawn in and attack again?
just thought i'd share, this game has been worth every penny!
Chapter 3 β A Lucky Penny
Time seemed to fly by after that meeting. Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months. I lost track of time after a while, and thug life became the only life I knew.
We had a protocol similar to that Toy Story movie (which I eventually watched in the electronic section) to where we go limp whenever a human is in sight. Most of the time, we just played it safe and waited until closing to do anything. There would always be a child or an employee on our aisle doing something.
After seeing what the store was like when itβs open, I became disgusted with children. To me, they were a bunch of slobbery, whiny, crybaby bitches. I sure as hell didnβt want to be taken home by one of them. I remember seeing one kid try to take home Daryl, a red and white spotted cow who usually sits in the bottom shelves. When the mom said no, he got so pissed that heβ¦ literally pissed. Like no lie, he peed his pants right there in the middle of the damn aisle. If I was that mother, I wouldβve beat his ass right then and there, but instead she just dragged him out of the store while the janitor cleaned up his βaccident.β I considered Daryl lucky. Going home with a brat like that wouldβve been a way worse life than here.
I really saw no bad sides to being in this store though. You just sit here and shit talk folks in your head until itβs time for closing, then at night you can do whatever the fuck you wanted. Occasionally, there would be the invasion from one of the gangs, or when we needed to go fight to keep our territory or supplies. Other than that, I didnβt mind being in here, and I wondered why Boris would even want us to leave and waste our lives with a loud snobby brat.
I remember the first gang battle I took part in was against The Herd over by the Hot Wheels section. We mainly found that aisle useful for the RC cars. Attaching stink bombs to them served as nice surprise attacks, or putting a microphone on them so we could eavesdrop on their convos.
But let me tell you, a piece of orange track can kick some serious ass! I felt like muthafuckinβ Bruce Lee whenever I smacked a sheep in the face with one. They had the advantage in range, however. While they had melee attackers on the ground, they had slingshots on the top shelves raining down marbles at us. I ainβt gonna lie, them shits hurt like hell, but they didnβt distribute their attackers well enough and we easily overran the ninjas on the ground. Soon afterwards, the slingshot
... keep reading on reddit β‘So this is going to be a fairly long post, but bear with me. About a decade ago, during my early college days, some friends of mine from the college gaming club decided to take the summer between semesters and play a full scale campaign setting in the 3.5 rule set, from level one, all the way to twenty and maybe beyond. It was a home brew story where the last bastions of human civilization were sending off the demonic armies of hell. Many of the gaming club folks loved locally, and those of us that didn't were planning on going in on an apartment, for some to prevent them from having to move all their stuff every couple of months, and for myself because I had just started dating the woman who would later become my wife and things were getting serious. We planned to meet up every Sunday, from twelve noon to twelve at night...because we were colossal nerds and had nothing else really to do. So we start making characters...and I'll confess, Grognak was born of a desire to troll one of my friends. We had got into a heated discussion about Naruto. Mind you, I like the show well enough, but my friend was obsessed, the kind of guy who un-ironically wore ninja headbands. He thought Naruto was the best ninja...and I thought he was a bad ass fighter, but a shitty ninja. The man is a walking air horn who dresses like a traffic cone and ninjas are of course, meant to be stealthy. He makes a better barbarian because his MO is to kick in the door, shout "I'm a ninja!" And kick the ever loving dog shit out of everyone in the room. This sparked the creation process for Grognak. A few days later I passed his sheet to the DM, along with a backstory. His intitial reaction was "Did you seriously make a half-orc ninja?". Untill he read further, laughed his ass off, and approved my character. You see, Grognak wasn't a ninja.. as explained in his ten page back story. He was a half orc barbarian who thought he was a ninja. I'll summarize the backstory really quick.
Grognak was born the product of a couple of wild nights of passion between the daughter of the chieftan of the Skull Krush orc tribe, and a traveling human cleric. Due to his position, grandson of the chief, his parentage didn't cause him too much trouble...not to mention the fact that he was huge...seven and a half feet tall, five hundred pounds with a strength score of twenty. (Put an 18 into strength and he had the +2 racial modifier). On his 15th birthday Grognak engaged in the Skull Krush tribe
... keep reading on reddit β‘The MW community just got a big "middle finger" from IW. Ninja, who is known for being a pro Fortnite player makes one tweet and IW is all over it, we the paying community have being asking for IW to communicate with us for a couple of months now and we get nothing. This speaks volumes as to IW's future interactions with the community.
Until and even after evidence of the contrary has been presented, this is the reality I choose to believe in
Let's say he lands five years before Minato is born. No need to worry about Kaguya or Madara's shenanigans yet.
They'll realize that he can't use chakra, but will happily look past that as he demonstrates extreme physical capabilities and senses.
I'm pretty sure I saw it either on reddit or YouTube.
It's an interview in the streets, the interviewer asks a guy if he can tell the name of some renaissance painters, the guy fails, but then he's asked what are the name of the TMNTs and succeeds.
I can't find that damned video anywhere
I'm trying to figure out what my first bike will be. I've always liked Suzuki, and my goal is to ride a Hayabusa (not first bike). I could also wait for a very cheap ($500) bike to fix up and get running myself, but who knows when I'll be riding if I wait for that to happen.
I'm just going to be driving around town until I'm super comfortable, when I'll try to commute to work which is through Bay Area rush hour traffic.
What advice would you give me?
Basically almost like Ninja Gaiden 2... Nioh 2 takes every thing that worked about the first game and took it to the next level...
They've addressed the complaints of the level designs and enemy variety, there is a lot more variation to be found here
The Yokai Burst Counters, Yokai Shifts, Soul Cores and new skills for each original weapon alongside the new ones (Dual Hatchets and Switchglaive)... It adds a whole new level of dimension to the already brilliantly fluidly combat system from the first game...
Me and my Dark Souls/Bloodborne mates will absolutely be playing this game for years to come
Does anyone else who has played Nioh 2 also share this opinion?
[Another friend of mine who is a big Dark Souls and Bloodborne fan hated the first game, but he loved Nioh 2's last three demos and has considered getting the game (he adapted to its mechanics rather quickly too) - so yayyy]
Last Monday, I watched the 11th season finale of American Ninja Warrior - Drew Drechsel achieved total victory. About 5 years ago, I visited my first ninja warrior gym Iron Sports where I met Drew and tried to teach him how to planche. Haven't been doing much ninja warrior training since then, but now I'm feeling motivated to start up again. Who else has decided to get started with ninja warrior training? Any veterans here?
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