My ragtag band of adventurers just destroyed the Sand Ninjas!

My god this game is fantastic! I've not been this hooked on a game for a long time. I've currently sank a fair few hours into my first play through as a trader character and his pack bull, but have now accumulated a band of adventurers, a mixture of different races and abilities but hardly very powerful.

I haven't even left the desert yet, as theres so much to do and explore, but I've just managed to destroy the sand ninjas and capture their boss (the one with the 20,000 cat bounty) at the cactus den after an incredibly close battle.

I've not yet built a base but was wondering if its possible to make the cactus den my main base? Its well fortified and has special equipment so I think it'd be ideal but do the sand ninjas spawn in and attack again?

just thought i'd share, this game has been worth every penny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CannibalCowboy
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The Tale of a Real Ninja (Mr. Cow Origin Story) - Chapter 3: A Lucky Penny

Chapter 3 – A Lucky Penny

Time seemed to fly by after that meeting. Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months. I lost track of time after a while, and thug life became the only life I knew.

We had a protocol similar to that Toy Story movie (which I eventually watched in the electronic section) to where we go limp whenever a human is in sight. Most of the time, we just played it safe and waited until closing to do anything. There would always be a child or an employee on our aisle doing something.

After seeing what the store was like when it’s open, I became disgusted with children. To me, they were a bunch of slobbery, whiny, crybaby bitches. I sure as hell didn’t want to be taken home by one of them. I remember seeing one kid try to take home Daryl, a red and white spotted cow who usually sits in the bottom shelves. When the mom said no, he got so pissed that he… literally pissed. Like no lie, he peed his pants right there in the middle of the damn aisle. If I was that mother, I would’ve beat his ass right then and there, but instead she just dragged him out of the store while the janitor cleaned up his β€œaccident.” I considered Daryl lucky. Going home with a brat like that would’ve been a way worse life than here.

I really saw no bad sides to being in this store though. You just sit here and shit talk folks in your head until it’s time for closing, then at night you can do whatever the fuck you wanted. Occasionally, there would be the invasion from one of the gangs, or when we needed to go fight to keep our territory or supplies. Other than that, I didn’t mind being in here, and I wondered why Boris would even want us to leave and waste our lives with a loud snobby brat.

I remember the first gang battle I took part in was against The Herd over by the Hot Wheels section. We mainly found that aisle useful for the RC cars. Attaching stink bombs to them served as nice surprise attacks, or putting a microphone on them so we could eavesdrop on their convos.

But let me tell you, a piece of orange track can kick some serious ass! I felt like muthafuckin’ Bruce Lee whenever I smacked a sheep in the face with one. They had the advantage in range, however. While they had melee attackers on the ground, they had slingshots on the top shelves raining down marbles at us. I ain’t gonna lie, them shits hurt like hell, but they didn’t distribute their attackers well enough and we easily overran the ninjas on the ground. Soon afterwards, the slingshot

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Miraculous:the tales of ladybug and cat noir has the same way of making villians as Randy Cunningham the 9th grade ninja
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Boris the Bear, Cold Blooded Chameleon Commandos, Ex-Mutants, Grendel, Grips, Naive Inter-Dimensional Commando Koalas, Ninja, Primer, Tales of Terror, and Twisted Tales imgur.com/a/zX2ED8J
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadline_zombie
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[WP] One was a cop, a public peacekeeper and man of the law. The other was a Ninja, a spy and assassin for hire that hides in the shadows, only mentioned in myths and tales. When the two of them accidentally encounter eachother, they discover a conspiracy bigger than either of them could imagine.
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The Tale of Grognak the Ninja

So this is going to be a fairly long post, but bear with me. About a decade ago, during my early college days, some friends of mine from the college gaming club decided to take the summer between semesters and play a full scale campaign setting in the 3.5 rule set, from level one, all the way to twenty and maybe beyond. It was a home brew story where the last bastions of human civilization were sending off the demonic armies of hell. Many of the gaming club folks loved locally, and those of us that didn't were planning on going in on an apartment, for some to prevent them from having to move all their stuff every couple of months, and for myself because I had just started dating the woman who would later become my wife and things were getting serious. We planned to meet up every Sunday, from twelve noon to twelve at night...because we were colossal nerds and had nothing else really to do. So we start making characters...and I'll confess, Grognak was born of a desire to troll one of my friends. We had got into a heated discussion about Naruto. Mind you, I like the show well enough, but my friend was obsessed, the kind of guy who un-ironically wore ninja headbands. He thought Naruto was the best ninja...and I thought he was a bad ass fighter, but a shitty ninja. The man is a walking air horn who dresses like a traffic cone and ninjas are of course, meant to be stealthy. He makes a better barbarian because his MO is to kick in the door, shout "I'm a ninja!" And kick the ever loving dog shit out of everyone in the room. This sparked the creation process for Grognak. A few days later I passed his sheet to the DM, along with a backstory. His intitial reaction was "Did you seriously make a half-orc ninja?". Untill he read further, laughed his ass off, and approved my character. You see, Grognak wasn't a ninja.. as explained in his ten page back story. He was a half orc barbarian who thought he was a ninja. I'll summarize the backstory really quick.

Grognak was born the product of a couple of wild nights of passion between the daughter of the chieftan of the Skull Krush orc tribe, and a traveling human cleric. Due to his position, grandson of the chief, his parentage didn't cause him too much trouble...not to mention the fact that he was huge...seven and a half feet tall, five hundred pounds with a strength score of twenty. (Put an 18 into strength and he had the +2 racial modifier). On his 15th birthday Grognak engaged in the Skull Krush tribe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommageddon
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Follow-up to my Ninja Sex Emblem post: With the combined forces of Sylvain Sexbang, Alois "Aloraptor", and Ninja Byleth the ultimate band Firebomb was born!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Striking_Eagle
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Guys? What should we name our New Garage Band? Hmm...with our New Backup Drummer I think I know of a Perfect Band name! How about...KYS Pandamonium? My Submission for the KYS Garage Band Custom Event! The Pirate vs. Ninja Doors work well as Garage Doors! Hope you like my Rockn' Room! 🎸🐼
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xBLACKxVOIDx
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IW quickly responding to Ninja shows that they are aware of what's going on in the community but just choose to ignore the ones who actually pay for their copy of the game.

The MW community just got a big "middle finger" from IW. Ninja, who is known for being a pro Fortnite player makes one tweet and IW is all over it, we the paying community have being asking for IW to communicate with us for a couple of months now and we get nothing. This speaks volumes as to IW's future interactions with the community.

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I like to imagine that Samoa Joe froze when Reigns was attacked by the car because he had flashbacks of that one time ninjas kidnapped him and were never brought up again

Until and even after evidence of the contrary has been presented, this is the reality I choose to believe in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToonSquadFan4Ever
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Ninja Theory’s going to leave you on the edge of your seat at X019 twitter.com/Xbox/status/1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexeymakarov
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Arts And Crafts Wins the first round of voting for the fan-vote! Happy Haunts came in a close second according to SimGuru Ninja ea.com/games/the-sims/the…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegoStevenMC
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Last of the Ninjas, sounds like an epic action/adventure film imgur.com/R4aKifo
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I am the greatest ninja of all times
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[DC Post-Crisis] Superman's baby space-pod lands in the wilderness of the [Naruto] Elemental Nations. A ninja from Konoha finds him, takes him back, and raises him to be a ninja. At what age does he become the most powerful being alive?

Let's say he lands five years before Minato is born. No need to worry about Kaguya or Madara's shenanigans yet.

They'll realize that he can't use chakra, but will happily look past that as he demonstrates extreme physical capabilities and senses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVoteMote
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NINJA REQUEST: Can we get the Auto-screener v1.080 added to the Slayer toolbelt for X-amount of slayer points, please? Maybe for the same price as Gold accumulator (500 slayer points)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Las7imelord
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My Collection of the Ninja!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StampylongNoah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Little better pic of the Agri-kind Fruit Ninja. Only 13% but had to have it....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jewelrunner710
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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[OC] So I heard ninja looting is a thing of the past...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bathpoopoo
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I wanted to make a Teenage Mutant Mushroom Ninja-Mage in an any published, any UA campaign. So here's my Simic Hybrid, Revised Hunter Ranger, Grave Cleric, Spore Druid. Part mushroom, part anime witch, all lawful neutral- "Undead are against the will of nature, everything must decay... uwu" Cool?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParticleTek
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The first video I took of my Ninja boy when he was about 6 weeks old. He’s been super vocal ever since! v.redd.it/6vn1am4jrik41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lizhaack
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More of my 3D ninja turtle model showcasing the rig and some poses. Thanks for all your comments!! youtube.com/watch?v=0xw2Q…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/csonora
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The Ninja Turtles are pretty athletic for having a diet of pizza.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Animeking1108
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When you accidentally end up causing a self-shipping overload on the sub instead of helping your ninja homie so now it's time to take on the mission by yourself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DimensionDefender
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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BDO Commission ~ > Thanks LonoB for giving me the opportunity to draw your badass ninja! I had a lot of fun and I hope everyone else likes it too! If anyone is curious, I am accepting commission! I am trying to support my pet's medical supplies & surgery bills! Every commission counts!!! Ty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cocorean
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A look at the rise of Skywalker steelbook. It's a spot gloss finish and the title is debossed. Found on hi Def ninja.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cdennis1
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Fornite save the world Mari fan art - mari is a very under rated ninja but shes one of my favorites the Chinese new year event will be coming back soon and with it the CC Goddess herself Thunder strike mari get your hands on her if your new you wont be disappointed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skill_op
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[TOMT][VIDEO][2010s] Interview where a guy is asked to say the name of the ninja turtles

I'm pretty sure I saw it either on reddit or YouTube.

It's an interview in the streets, the interviewer asks a guy if he can tell the name of some renaissance painters, the guy fails, but then he's asked what are the name of the TMNTs and succeeds.

I can't find that damned video anywhere

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the way of the ninja v.redd.it/nc8tku6j7j841
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (The Band) - TMNT Opening Theme youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ngG…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelschlosberg
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[Discussion] Can we all take a moment to appreciate how, in a world of magic ninjas, living golems, malfested demons, sentient swords, AND guns, Mitsurugi is just a samurai with no incredible powers, and STILL manages to hold his own against powerful opponents, including the canon defeat of Algol?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CajurTheMighty
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I gave up and bought a box instead of wrapping paper! Resisting the urge to drive the 10 miles to my giftees house like a santa coloured ninja..
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Thinking of purchasing a new Ninja 400 ABS for my first bike, but there's also a '12 GSX-R 600 with 17k miles for around the same price. Would it be stupid to get the gixxer, or stupid *not* to get the gixxer?

I'm trying to figure out what my first bike will be. I've always liked Suzuki, and my goal is to ride a Hayabusa (not first bike). I could also wait for a very cheap ($500) bike to fix up and get running myself, but who knows when I'll be riding if I wait for that to happen.

I'm just going to be driving around town until I'm super comfortable, when I'll try to commute to work which is through Bay Area rush hour traffic.

What advice would you give me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blaxmith
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As a 90's Kid I allways love MK Universe since MK1 My favorit characters was allways Sub-zero and Scorpion and never could decided which one is better... So now with a Patch I can say... Why not Both? :) The struggles of this two ninja's inspierd my for This Patch with both MK clan symbols.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khaldam
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My room for pirates vs ninja room challenge. It's gonna be the blockbuster of the summer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fairwatet
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English translations Goemon 2 and 3 (Legend of the Mystical Ninja 2 and 3) just released!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Technobesity
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Nioh 2 is the "Ninja Gaiden 2" of the Nioh series in my opinion

Basically almost like Ninja Gaiden 2... Nioh 2 takes every thing that worked about the first game and took it to the next level...

They've addressed the complaints of the level designs and enemy variety, there is a lot more variation to be found here

The Yokai Burst Counters, Yokai Shifts, Soul Cores and new skills for each original weapon alongside the new ones (Dual Hatchets and Switchglaive)... It adds a whole new level of dimension to the already brilliantly fluidly combat system from the first game...

Me and my Dark Souls/Bloodborne mates will absolutely be playing this game for years to come

Does anyone else who has played Nioh 2 also share this opinion?

[Another friend of mine who is a big Dark Souls and Bloodborne fan hated the first game, but he loved Nioh 2's last three demos and has considered getting the game (he adapted to its mechanics rather quickly too) - so yayyy]

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Planche Training with the Current Winner of American Ninja Warrior 2019

Last Monday, I watched the 11th season finale of American Ninja Warrior - Drew Drechsel achieved total victory. About 5 years ago, I visited my first ninja warrior gym Iron Sports where I met Drew and tried to teach him how to planche. Haven't been doing much ninja warrior training since then, but now I'm feeling motivated to start up again. Who else has decided to get started with ninja warrior training? Any veterans here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlanchePRO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Beating a SNES game from each month of its life: Jun 1992 - The Legend of the Mystical Ninja
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TIL Yugioh has made more money than The Simpsons, X-Men, Lord of The Rings, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, James Bond, Transformers, Call of Duty, Sesame Street, Spongebob, Power Rangers, Looney Tunes, Frozen, Superman, Star Trek, World of Warcraft, Twilight, Seinfeld, Friends, or League of Legends. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lis…
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My remake of the ninja monkey. Pretty bad but I’m not the best at drawing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jefftherealmeme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Ninja In The Dragon's Den (1982) Very Similar Story of Chinese & Japanese Fighters Interacting As In Duel To The Death - Underrated 80's Martial Arts youtu.be/-yvzcGQFI90
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiquidNuke
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Was going thru old boxes and found something from my past. I was a mall ninja way back in the day and this krull is the last remaining thing of those lost blunder years.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deephurting666
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Probably the best piece of dialogue in this game (Naruto: Path of the Ninja 1)
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Has anyone tried using one of these Ninja Foodi indoor grills to sear? I've just discovered this thing and I'm looking to get a good sear without turning the kitchen into a smoke pit and this claims to have virtually smokeless technology. Currently I'm using a propane burner and cast iron skillet.
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