In chess, if you unwittingly position your tower so it can be taken by another piece…
Is that considered a rookie move?
A bit of trivia: in Renaissance Italian banks you were required to have a portrait taken for evidence of withdrawals. Famously King Alfonso arrived to the bank in Venice with 6 portrait artists.
The Cardboard Cathedral in Christchurch, New Zealand was built after the 2011 earthquake. Here’s a picture taken during the Sunday corrugation.
My friend passed off a picture taken in Paris Las Vegas for one in Paris, France.
A man was taken to the ER with 25 toy horses lodged in his rectum
Doctors described his condition as stable
Really should have taken this pic in Landscape orientation
My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"
I’ve recently taken a job as a triangle player in a reggae band
I just sit in the back and ting
The New Kids on The Block (taken in Bolingbroke, ON)
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
I got home from work today to find that someone has taken up all my grass from the garden and left it in a pile in the corner.
I thought to myself , that's sod.
This is going to be the first year that I haven't taken a vacation in Paris, because of the pandemic.
Usually it is due to lack of money
Had to have blood taken today. Staff tried to put needle in but didn't go into the blood vessel.
So since it didn't go in the vein, it was in vain
In Despicable Me, why does Kyle always look so taken care of?
In my downtime, I've taken to making sleepwear for my pets.
They are the cat's pajamas.
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
Some days you just want to call in Sikh. (taken from /r/funny)
Boob jobs have really taken off in popularity.
Seems every year there’s more and more ‘round the globe.
It's so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up...
... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
In a world where Mexicans have taken over.
All of the earth has been wiped out and only Mexicans remain. So now they can do whatever they want.
It's the a-taco-lypse.
I saw my ex in a party so I walked up to her to greet her. She saw me before I could say anything, saying: “I’m taken.” If she thought I was going to hit on her, then...
She’s definitely miss Taken.
I have to work late in the office this Halloween, but at least my costume is taken care of
Because I'm a working stiff
A simple question taken in a different direction
Me: What's up?
Dad: Up is an animated film about an old man, a boyscout knockoff, and a talking dog that try and save a rainbow bird named Kevin.
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