TLC had to cancel a new reality TV show that was set inside an airport.

The pilot didn’t take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Did anyone else think that TLC had a friend called Jason Waterfalls?

Can’t take credit for this one but I’ll add a screenshot if mods allow it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crestonebeard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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All my dad jokes come with TLC

Once there was this farmer and he had this dream of having a duck. Then one day he saw this duck and started to chase it. He chased it all throughout the farmland. He chased it through a forest. He chased it past a river. All his life, he spent chasing this duck but he never caught it. He died all alone, old and hungry and without the duck. See, the duck represents your dreams, and the other opportunities, they represent other opportunities. So the moral of the story? Don't go chasing water fowls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarlBar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Why can't TLC be nurses?

Because they don't want no scrubs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Just recently found out that Dr. Pimple Popper has a TV show on TLC.

How do they squeeze an hour out of that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/le_artista
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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I bet the group TLC had some dirty dishes in their house.

None of them wanted any scrubs, so rinsing was all they could manage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foobz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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There is a new show on TLC about having a clock fetish.

It's about fucking time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffstriker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2015
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My wife was telling me about the TLC show, Little People..

We were having a conversation about adoption and she mentions the Little People show on TLC and how they adopted other 'little' children.

Wife: I wonder how long that specific waiting list is?

Me: probably pretty short...

Groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meseiman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2015
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I was giving my newborn a bath...

So the bub was in the tub and I was giving his scalp a scrub.

Our baby doesn't care too much for people rubbing his scalp so I start singing "No, I don't want no scrub."

My wife walks in and asks me if I am having any luck with clearing up his cradle cap.

"Well honey, things have been going a lot better since I tried a little bit of TLC. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adomental
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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My fiance is watching a lot of 'Say Yes To The Dress'....

Here are a few of my peanut gallery comments to pass the time....

"I'm going to open my own wedding dress store. It's going to be called 'The Tulle Shop'".

"TLC is coming out with a new show that's about buying underwear. It's called 'Say Ja To The Bra'".

"What type of wedding dress did the future wife of the New York Yankee buy? A ball gown."

Indian-themed weddings are also a gold mine because of the "sari" dress. Too many to list here. Stuff along the lines of "I feel sari she has to pick between those two dresses". "She'll be sari if she doesn't pick that dress."....the list goes on and on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeeItForeward
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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Got my Dad at dinner time!

(Whilst talking about an event he's stewarding for tomorrow)

Dad: "I might need some TLC when I get home tomorrow"
Honourary Dad (Me): "What? Telly, Leffe, and Crisps?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quornslice
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2015
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