T. T. Boy Puns

A list of puns related to "T. T. Boy"

Ghost Dad asked, "What does a ghost girl have that a ghost boy doesn't?"

Boo-bies

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ May 23 2021
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The Inuit boy couldn't get out of doing his homework before dinner, despite his various excuses.

His parents were having Nunavut.

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👤︎ u/DevilOfDevon
📅︎ May 19 2021
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How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? (SFW don't worry)

Put them in water. If one floats, it's (a) boyant.

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👤︎ u/LocoEva-7139
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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Was so proud of my boys. I just asked them what we should call the can opener that just broke. I’m an instant they said, “A can’t opener?” They will be good dads someday!

A pic for anyone who wants to see it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lum6ev/so_if_this_is_broken_would_it_now_be_a_cant_opener/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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👤︎ u/Kileni
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.

I mist it.

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👤︎ u/brichouse
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.

He started pointing them out to me.

"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."

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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.

I like it. I'm proud of myself.

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👤︎ u/zipflop
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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My Spanish friends little boy still can't say please....

And I think it's poor for four.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Do you know why the boy didn't want to become a cheese slicer like his brother?

He wanted to become a grater man

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👤︎ u/Erikjb12
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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You know why I don’t eat Lazy-Boy recliners?

I don’t like chairy flavored food.

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👤︎ u/tkseizetheday
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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#Why didn't the dad let his young boy have the chocolate he wanted?#

Because it was too dark

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👤︎ u/garavstar
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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I told my son that if he brings home a boy, that he wouldn’t be my favorite son.

I would have two sons that are my favorite

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👤︎ u/Poyweson
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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My car horn wasn’t working, so I took it to a Boy Scout.

He fixed it and said, “Beep repaired”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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This boy handed me an explosive and told me that it's a real explosive. I looked at it and said, "I don't believe you, kid."

He said, "C4 yourself."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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The boys didn't get it. I know you will

We were pulling into Dairy Queen for ice cream. One of the boys sd Hey there is only 1 car there. I said "You might say it looks...Desserted."

They didnt catch it so I though I'd share it with you all.

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👤︎ u/spybot2915
📅︎ Jun 26 2014
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Why didn't the spooky boy cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

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👤︎ u/vyras40
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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Why can't boy ghosts have babies?

Because they have hallow-weenies

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👤︎ u/MyHusbandisFBI
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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I was rushing to the hospital because my wife was about to give birth. We didn’t make it there in time and she gave birth to a boy in my car.

I decided to call him Carson.

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👤︎ u/xXAnimeAngelXx
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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Why don't the backstreet boys have a front vocal?

Because if they did, he'd be a main street boy.

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👤︎ u/vvt2003
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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What do you call a game boy that doesn’t work?

A lazy boy

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👤︎ u/DeadOfKnight
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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A boy had a pet rat, which was sick. But the boy didn't tell his family

He decided to keep a secret

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👤︎ u/DrCopper23
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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As we were driving through the countryside, I looked at my boy and said, "Mountains aren’t just funny..."

"...they’re hill areas."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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Why wasn't the boy allowed into the pirate movie?

Because it was rated "Rrrrrrrr."

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👤︎ u/mrdino11
📅︎ Dec 04 2016
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[Monster] I got both of the boys last night, said good night and then I told them "don't move, stay very still" I dove to the floor reaching under the bed and pulled out a monster energy drink and told them there was a Monster under their bed.
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👤︎ u/alleyrat66
📅︎ May 24 2018
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Girl: How many letters are in the alphabet? Boy: 26. Girl: I thought there was 21? Boy: No? Girl: “Oh, I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T”.
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👤︎ u/mblondie
📅︎ Sep 03 2017
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What did the boy pig say to the girl pig that won't hold hands with him?

You're bacon me crazy

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👤︎ u/dont_judge_me_monkey
📅︎ Aug 12 2017
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Can't wait until my boy grows up so I can use these (3 month old)

"Dad, I'm hungry" "Hi hungry I'm dad"

"Dad do u wanna play soccer with me" "I would love to but it's not allowed to kick your kids"

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👤︎ u/HassMus
📅︎ Jun 08 2016
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Benedict Cumberbatch announces that his baby boy doesn't need his nappy changed, his wife replies...

'no shit, Sherlock'

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👤︎ u/NuclearSpy
📅︎ Jun 14 2015
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