Explain to me 1) how some jackass has the 'fighting spirit' for just doing tattoos or art or some BS and 2) WHY someone who just wants a beer CARES about anyone having a fighting spirit?!?! Give me a beer and STFU about your stupid cause!
For years I have been partial to gross and unpleasant things- my dad did this to me, I’m just like him. He would always wip out some bottle of slivovitz, Williams, or grappa and start passing it around. He didn’t necessarily like any of these things- he’s a big vodka and beer kinda guy, but he got a big kick out of this and I do too.
This weekend, I go to a big Ohio city where college football is really important, to spend time with an ex. Ex is wise to my bullshit around gross booze products- they introduced me to Malort. This pizza spirit is a collaboration between a local distillery and pizza shop- the kinda shit hipsters come up with unironically. Upon picking me up from the bus station they immediately took me to the state store to buy pizza liquor which we sampled in the parking lot.
I simultaneously experienced several sensations at once-one part oregano retch mixed with a vile reminder of the brown bottle listerine. I felt both profound pleasure about ex and some measure irritation that made me want to get back on the greyhound. I was hot a salivating, my eyes felt dry. After ex took a big swig from the paper bag- I reached out for more. It was not a mistake- much more pleasant the second time around.
Ex’s band was playing a show so we invited others to imbibe in this ambrosia. Many were confused, some spit it in the street, others already knew and would not partake. Imagine the most beautiful person you have ever seen pulling the paper bag of rot gut out of their truck in front of the bar and just going to town. I think I’m back in love.
Chairs, imma drink my bus mixer.
Maybe it isn’t even a theory, but I still think it’s true. I understand she’s a part of the family and this is affecting her, but she’s also thrusting Jill further into her little spotlight and constantly subtweeting. While it’s entertaining from a snarking perspective, I’d be mortified if one of my family members was shadily putting my dirty laundry out there for the world to see. The attention could be bringing business to her store and traffic to her social media, anything that benefits her.
Who tf keeps them in business? It's almost like they intentionally try to make the worst drinks possible. They're either syrupy sweet or almost chemically tasting.
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Turns out they were skimming a bit off the top.
Anyone figure out how to get rid of swill since the precincts update?
Before the update you used to be able to unload it to a minor faction for a few bucks but now it’s just taking up storage space as I get better alcohol. I’ve resorted to setting a couple precinct’s alcohol distribution/usage to swill but it’s taken a hit to my weekly income.
i have money... but spending it on alcohol seems kinda dumb. so here i am with wine out of a bag lol
I know that Chuang's fans also bought tons of yogurt for votes. I was wondering since both programs use almost the same style of voting, why the scandal it only affected YWY.
Opperated by a Mezzoloth named Burrdzradzatz, the Swill Wagon serves sentients who want to relax, but not enough to pay the full Rapture prices. To cater to the wide variety of beings that make their way through here, the drinks menu is expansive to match with something for everyone, though only some of them are what a humanoid would consider a liquid. If prospective buyers ask what is actually in any of the fun names before buying, ingredients are rattled off in an interdemensional industry slang that even Gargauth cannot follow. The owner will sell anything to anyone and never question a customer’s choice.
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Hot Tot: It’s just lava. (Devils and Salamanders) 10d10 fire damage if drunk.
Darkwine: Drow Poison, served to be injected with a needle, spoon, and flame. (Drow demon poachers) A creature subjected to this poison must succeed on a DC 13 Constitution saving throw or be poisoned for 1 hour. If the saving throw fails by 5 or more, the creature is also unconscious while poisoned in this way. The creature wakes up if it takes damage or if another creature takes an action to shake it awake.
Bloody Sunrise: (hags and other unseeli) innocent blood. The bottle screams and seems to be made of meat.
Big Tequilla: This bright purple liquid is Purple Worm venom. (For Fiends immune to poison) DC 19 Constitution saving throw, taking 12d6 poison damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
Meat Treat: Fine wine (Nice for mortal humanoids)
Ginny fog: Acid with dry ice cube foaming in it. Named after the swamps of Ghenna. (Yugoloths) 2d6 contact, 6d6 ingested +1 cold from the ice cube.
Miller Lite, for me. Narragansett if Miller Lite isn't around. What say ye?
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