Did you know about the group where only Trump supporters were allowed?

The others are forbiden.

Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepperminthippos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.

We call ourselves On and On Anon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winfinity
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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This support group will help you recharge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculator’s support group this morning..

Turns out it’s tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jo3p-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.

But so far, I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WulliesTime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Where do people attend support groups for arachnophobes?

On the web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kippergills
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why are the members of the Titanic survivors’ support group so close?

Everyone was in same boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_adamnguyen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I joined a support group for former computer hackers.

Anonymous Anonymous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Halloween Support Group
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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My daughter was getting older and needed a new support group...

So my wife helped her be fitted for some very nice bras.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.

I'm in recovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:

On-And-On Anon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I’m starting a support group for people whose pun’s aren’t appreciated.

It’ll be called eh? eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Welcome to the plastic surgery addiction support group

I see a lot of new faces in the room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alfiepop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I’m part of a lumbar support group

Even in the hardest times, they always have my back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellsdeity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What do you call Post Malone after he joins a support group?

Post Alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Can we start a support group for procrastinators?

yeah, tomorrow..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaulmejitesh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.

I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I have unidirectional phobia, but after many years of therapy and support groups.

I finally took a step in the right direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Did you hear about the IKEA support group?

They help you pick up the pieces, but you have to put yourself together again at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I started a support group for dyslexia.

It’s called Dyslexics Untied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Support groups

Procrastinator's Anonymous will be canceled because all the members have put off coming to at least next week. (Credit unknown)

Jane finally decided to join Narcotics Anonymous after getting needled into coming. (Original)

I bet you 50:1 odds that Joe won't be here at Gamblers Anonymous tonight. (Original)

As Laura spoke at AA, I found her account intoxicating. (Original)

Even if I were transgender, I doubt I'd ever go to a Crossdressers Anonymous meeting. I hear those meetings are literally a drag. (Original)

At a computer users' group, a guy was complaining that his Linux-loving girlfriend refused to do Windows. (Original)

I plum need to attend a Purple Anonymous meeting. (Original)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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I'm going to start a support group for Witches with insomnia.

It will be called " No rest for the Wiccan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a22e
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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I've been Internet hacking for almost thirty years, and now I want to give it up.

Can someone point me to an Anonymous Anonymous group?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?

I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.

I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fallhaven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Sometimes I wonder if

the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?

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/r/BlackFathers will now be a positive and supportive community for Black and POC fathers

https://i.imgur.com/GlXV2kE.gifv

Reddit admins have recently granted ownership of /r/BlackFathers to myself and a group of other Black/POC mods, and it is our intention to make this a positive and supportive community. This is a place where Black/POC fathers and their family, friends, and colleagues can find helpful resources, welcoming content, and a safe space to learn from each other and share our experience.

Content of all types are welcome so long as the subject/focus of the content is supportive of Black/POC fathers. We look forward to seeing you there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigJ76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I've designed my own 12-step program
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hello_Kitty07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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I noticed that 80% of woodworkers have bad backs from their trade.

So I’m starting a lumbar support group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Finally got one that I remembered to post! LT/FT

GF: "I went shopping for bras (again). I think I have an addiction."

Me: "So...does that mean that you need to join a SUPPORT group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuriousRod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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I turned an English paper into one giant pun.

A Call to Arms A Plead to the Limbless

The Armless are a stump among society and could easily achieve more. It’s bothersome that somebody with great potential could allow themselves to lose grip of what they aspire for. The radius of support and development that surrounds these people is astounding. Yet they bite the hand that feeds and throw away opportunities. With each passing day they are crippled by the errors in their ways. Not only are they not properly handling the situation, they are doing a disservice to society. Most will say to refrain from pointing fingers, but it is pertinent that we show them their faults.
All aside we should most certainly not try to elbow my way into their lives. However, if they were to branch off into their own progressive groups it would be most beneficial. And severance is a good thing between them and the public. This doesn't mean a complete amputation of them from society. Perhaps selective assistance will help these people find a well fitted sleeve within their communities. This process is difficult and lending a helping hand can make the difference. On the other hand, we have those who don’t try to succeed. Their negligence is worthy of more than a mere slap on the wrist. When somebody refuses to apply themselves, they are holding back progress. By giving themselves mental limitation they are creating a prosthetic disability they must abide by. The majority of working to achieve goals is believing you can reach out and grab them. But, somebody who gives up is cutting themselves short of success Seeing somebody give up is the furthest thing from being humerus. Urging these people is a necessity, otherwise they will never try their hardest, encourage them to use some elbow grease and put forth full effort. Any small contribution is better than being a detriment, community service, obtaining greater education, enlisting in the armed forces, these all benefit society. Drastic changes of this scale are sure to cause discontent, grab a tissue if need be, but never give up. For all those that are currently wasting away without contribution, it's time to limb’er up and take charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chewy_64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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Where is the Heart of Tefiti?

My 4yo son posed this question to his mother yesterday after watching Moana (again). Since he's 4, he slurs the 't' a bit.

I immediately without hesitation or remorse blurt out "In between the Toesies!"

My wife says she'll need therapy and a support group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capnris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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Dropped this one on my coworkers the other day.

A coworker and I were talking at the end of a long shift.

Me: Damn by back is killing me.

Coworker: Join the club.

Me: Is it like a back support group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagooduname
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group

But it turns out that it’s tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I went to my premature ejaculation support group today...

Turns out it's tomorrow

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I went to a premature ejaculator's support group today.

Turns out I came early.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMethsMethod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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