It's Super Bowl Sunday this weekend
I'd rather sit on my TV and watch the couch
How my sister and I were born, according to my Father.
MariSunday, you were born because your Mom stole my sperm. Your little sister was a poop I took. The craziest part was when she tried to climb back in.
Have another for free- because you can only post one every 8 minutes.
Dad: How does the horse bite the pumpkin???!!! Me: NO DAD NOT AGAIN! Dad: LIKE THIS! pinches my leg super hard
