What do you call virgin nachos?

Chips.

Happy Super bowl everyone!

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My friend rolled the ball down the lane 10 times, knocking over all the pins each time!

It was a super bowl!

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It is 02/02/2020 so if you're into palindromes...

I guess this is your Super Bowl or something

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Got my friend good yesterday

She was talking about having guacamole for the super bowl and we were talking about going to trader joe's.

Me: Trader Joe's has some pretty good guac that we could pick up.

Her: No way, I make my own. I'm in search of perfection.

Me: So you not only talk the talk, you also guac the guac?

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📅︎ Feb 05 2016
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Can someone please tell me where I can buy a set of tectonic plates for my dinnerware set?

I think they would make a great addition to my world cups and super bowls.

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👤︎ u/jmitchelld
📅︎ Jul 28 2016
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In two more years

In two more years the Super Bowl will be LIV, not recorded.

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👤︎ u/Shran_MD
📅︎ Feb 05 2018
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Where does Clark Kent put his breakfast?

In a super bowl

^^^^^^yaaaaay...

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👤︎ u/Phoenix136
📅︎ Feb 01 2015
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Cheese Grater

So my sisters boyfriend is grating cheese for a super bowl dip. He looks up and says, "I'm the gratest."

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👤︎ u/Jake261
📅︎ Feb 01 2015
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Andre Ware

Last night I got my wife to giggle just a bit with this one. We were watching the Super Bowl and I noted that

They should really be aware of where Ware is at all times. He can wear out an offensive line.

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👤︎ u/Theeclat
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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I'm the only one not eating the homemade Guacamole

Super Bowl party. Lots of snacks. My daughter made guacamole, and everyone loves it ... Except me.

I'm not really a Guac kind of guy. It's not in my DNA. "But it is in my RNA."

Head scratching and groans.

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Feb 07 2016
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Regarding the Super Bowl's Roman Numerals

Me: Is the next Super Bowl just going to be "L"? Cause that doesn't sound as cool as XLIX. It needs lots of Xs.

Dad: Maybe it'll be XxV, get it? Like X times V.

Me: Uh-huh. Wait, did the Romans even know how to multiply?

Dad: Of course they did, that's why there were so many of them!

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👤︎ u/tornato7
📅︎ Feb 02 2015
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Every time a person speeds past him...

Car speeds past my dad

Dad - That guy must be taking the Browns to the super bowl!

Me - facepalm

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👤︎ u/Hwagon
📅︎ Nov 01 2013
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Super Bowl Sunday

During the Super Bowl there was another football game being played: big animals vs small animals. After the first half the big animals were crushing the small animals. Nevertheless, the coach of the small animals gave a rousing halftime speech to keep spirits high.

The second half begins and the small animals are on defense. On first down the elephant is stopped for no gain. Then on second down the rhino is stopped for no gain. Finally on third down the hippo is sacked for a five yard loss.

After the series, the coach gathers the defense on the sideline and says, "Who stopped the elephant?"

"That was me," responses the centipede.

"And what about the rhino on second down?" the coach continues.

Again the centipede responds, "That was me too, coach."

Lastly the coach asks who sacked the elephant.

Yet again the centipede takes credit.

The amazed coach says, "Well where were you the first half?"

"I was getting my ankles taped."

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📅︎ Feb 01 2015
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It's the Chinese Super Bowl !

Super Bowl LI

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