A list of puns related to "Super Bowl X"
Chips.
Happy Super bowl everyone!
It was a super bowl!
I guess this is your Super Bowl or something
She was talking about having guacamole for the super bowl and we were talking about going to trader joe's.
Me: Trader Joe's has some pretty good guac that we could pick up.
Her: No way, I make my own. I'm in search of perfection.
Me: So you not only talk the talk, you also guac the guac?
I think they would make a great addition to my world cups and super bowls.
In two more years the Super Bowl will be LIV, not recorded.
In a super bowl
^^^^^^yaaaaay...
So my sisters boyfriend is grating cheese for a super bowl dip. He looks up and says, "I'm the gratest."
Last night I got my wife to giggle just a bit with this one. We were watching the Super Bowl and I noted that
They should really be aware of where Ware is at all times. He can wear out an offensive line.
Super Bowl party. Lots of snacks. My daughter made guacamole, and everyone loves it ... Except me.
I'm not really a Guac kind of guy. It's not in my DNA. "But it is in my RNA."
Head scratching and groans.
Me: Is the next Super Bowl just going to be "L"? Cause that doesn't sound as cool as XLIX. It needs lots of Xs.
Dad: Maybe it'll be XxV, get it? Like X times V.
Me: Uh-huh. Wait, did the Romans even know how to multiply?
Dad: Of course they did, that's why there were so many of them!
Car speeds past my dad
Dad - That guy must be taking the Browns to the super bowl!
Me - facepalm
During the Super Bowl there was another football game being played: big animals vs small animals. After the first half the big animals were crushing the small animals. Nevertheless, the coach of the small animals gave a rousing halftime speech to keep spirits high.
The second half begins and the small animals are on defense. On first down the elephant is stopped for no gain. Then on second down the rhino is stopped for no gain. Finally on third down the hippo is sacked for a five yard loss.
After the series, the coach gathers the defense on the sideline and says, "Who stopped the elephant?"
"That was me," responses the centipede.
"And what about the rhino on second down?" the coach continues.
Again the centipede responds, "That was me too, coach."
Lastly the coach asks who sacked the elephant.
Yet again the centipede takes credit.
The amazed coach says, "Well where were you the first half?"
"I was getting my ankles taped."
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