Subatomic Studios Puns

If you're not familiar, the Humble Bundle for Android #3 is a collection of awesome games for Windows, Mac, Linux, and Android that you can buy for whatever price you want. The proceeds go to the developers and charity, and you can adjust exactly how much money goes to all the participants.

• Subatomic_Leo: Chief Creative Officer at Subatomic Studios / Fieldrunners
• SubatomicJamie: Jamie Gotch, CEO of Subatomic Studios creators of Fieldrunners
• solarnoise: Derric Barth, technical artist at Subatomic Studios
• poppashobes: Alec Shobin, Community Manager and PR Manager for Subatomic Studios / Fieldrunners
• introversionmark: Mark Moris, Co-mastermind behind Uplink, Defcon, Darwinia and Multiwinia
• Abandon22: Chris Delay, Creative Director and designer of Uplink, Defcon, Darwinia and Multiwinia
• malj: Mattias Ljungstrom, master of code, Game Design, Level Design, and Coordination on Spirits
• andreaszecher: Andreas Zecher, Community Manager, Web Designer, and Level Designer on Spirits
• marekwarek: Marek Plichta, Art Director, Game Designer, Level Designer on Spirits
• krispykrem: Zach Barth, Creator of SpaceChem
• AlexNoisy: Alex Neuse, Co-Founder and gameplay genius behind the BIT.TRIP series
• mroush: Mike Roush, Co-Founder and artistic visionary behind the BIT.TRIP series
• wombat_marx: Andrew Hynek, Programming mastermind and the guy who gits-er-dun.
• parsap: Jeffrey Rosen, Humble Bundle co-founder / developer

Proof: Tweet

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Here is the link to what it was like for me watching all of the Phase 1 movies and getting into the MCU for the first time:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelStudiosPlus/comments/oy1ky4/going_back_to_watch_all_the_mcu_movies_as_a

A quick intro so you can understand my ratings or premise: I'm a former superhero fan that got burned out on superhero movies right before the MCU took off. I largely stayed away from the whole universe, wasn't interested in reading about the comic book movies or what people thought about them. But now there is a full saga complete, I decided to start from the beginning and watch them in earnest. I also wanted to avoid reading any reviews or looking up any ratings online. I wanted them to be my impressions of the movies only, and not to let any other outside opinions influence me. The link above gives a little bit more background, but I wanted to offer a glimpse of what it was like for a non-fan watching each of the MCU movies. Here are my thoughts on each of the movies of Phase 2 (again, Phase 1 above):

Iron Man 3 9

A refreshing change of pace for a superhero movie that explores the psychological trauma that a superhero would experience as part of their battles. There were a bunch of standout moments, like Stark being pinned underneath the water and his house with JARVIS "dying" for a period of time, the interaction with the boy and Tony Stark hearkening back to his childhood demons, and the Iron Man suits forming rank at the end. I guess I'll have to learn to live with Don Cheadle, but he really is miscast. They rushed the villain background and the former Stark lover explanation for her actually being bad, but then deciding to save Stark right before she died seemed quite convoluted (you're telling me that the creator of this amazing regeneration technique and whole purpose for being in the movie didn't get it to work in her to survive a bullet wound despite the movie being full of a hundred bad guys with it??). Now Iron Man has a Mjolnir-like "Get Over Here!" suit, and there were funny moments with it. Also, everybody now seems to be able to use the suit even though in the first iron man movie it showed him struggling with it a long time before figuring out how to use it (Killian, Tony, Pepper, random bad guy, Don Cheadle, and the fucking president all get in the suit at some point). I'm developing a frustration with the MCU movies in that sometimes they're supposed to be extremely clever with subtle nods hinting at major

Pilot on me!!

It really does, I swear!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Full list can be found in google docs here with descriptions: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19ikh5a1hFkKKwp2XyoRyoxceZqoPLRLDIIVb6iFYlrQ/edit?usp=sharing

Wants: Kingdom Death Monster 1.5 or 1.6 core game https://boardgamegeek.com/collection/user/moses88?wishlist=1&subtype=boardgame&columns=status%7Cthumbnail%7Ctitle%7Cwishlistcomment%7Cshop&ff=1

Title - Price

• Above and Below Kickstarter Edition with Expanded Edition exclusives, Desert Labyrinth and Underforest Encounter Book, Groves Promo, Watch It Played Promo - $110
• Acquire (Avalon Hill (Hasbro) English large box edition) (1999) - $110
• Adventure Games: Monochrome Inc. - $5
• Antike - $30
• Apocrypha with The Devil and The Flesh Expansions and KS promos - $70
• Bruges with City on the Zwin and Pets Promo - $135
• Dinosaur Island X-treme Edition with Totally Liquid Expansion (NIS), Space Dinosaurs Promo, Mascot Promo - $155
• FUSE with Flatline Promo Cards and International Tabletop Day 2017 Promo Card - $18
• A Game of Thrones: The Board Game - $25
• Going, Going, GONE! - $10
• Inis - $70
• Istanbul with Mocha and Baksheesh Expansion - $40
• Kemet (Game box is in rough shape. Tear on the front. Can provide pictures) - $30 ($45 with Dice Tower 2016 Promo)
• Linkee! - $5
• Loaded Questions: The Game - $5
• Lowlands with Brettspiel Adventskalender 2018 Promo - $40
• Martians: A Story of Civilization - $35
• MBL Pocket Pro Tour - $5
• Medium with Mind Control Promo - $20
• Mottainai Deluxe - $30
• Near and Far wiuth Amber Mines, Bounty Hunter Character Tiles, Handy Headwear, Pandoran Box, Rodney and Pep, and Secret Cabal Promos - $110
• Ninja vs Ninja - $20
• The Ninth World: A Skillbuilding Game for Numenera - $30
• Red Rising Collectors Edition - $40
• [redacted] Package - $20
• The Rise of Queensdale - $55
• Romantic Rendezvous - $5
• Saltlands with Lost in the Desert Expansion and OIl Can promo - $55
• Salvation Road - $40
• Scythe Legendary Box - WTT Only
• Seasons - $35
• Shadowrun: Sprawl Ops Legendary Box - $100
• Sidereal Confluence (1st Edition) - $35
• Skyway Robbery - $70
• Slap .45 Mini - $4
• Stack The Bones - $10
• Swords and Bagpipes Kickstarter Edition - $55
• Tajemnicze Domostwo - $30
• Truth Be Told - $5
• Viticulture - $40
• World War Z: The Game - $5
• Zombicide Season 2: Prison Outbreak and Toxic City Mall Expansion - $80

PROMOS -

• Age of Dirt: Firepit

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

Because his Visa didn’t work.

free

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

A happy Uncle.....

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "