I've since been banned from the swimming club.
I thought i’d spare you the trouble.
Asparagus
Dad: "Wow! You must be butter, cuz you're on a roll."
They were always having strikes
I said no I didn’t know he could.
Because they are afraid of them striking
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
“Didn't even know he played cricket" I replied
The staff went on strike.
A strike.
strike!
My dad an I bowl in a league together, and one of the guys on team we were against last night kept getting strikes. On his 6th in a row, my dad commented "He's doing it with ease." I pointed at the scoreboard and said "Pretty sure those are Xs."
Dad: I hear the employees are going on strike.
They went on strike.
People are still unsure if strikes have increased or decreased during this period
We were debating whether to go bowling as a family tonight at the dinner table. My uncle speaks up with, "I dont think we can go bowling, didn't you hear, there was a strike!"
Does that mean you bowled a strike?
"No. Is he any good?"
They all went on strike and the manager went spare.
The staff went on strike.
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