Strike Bowling Puns

I've since been banned from the swimming club.

I thought i’d spare you the trouble.

Asparagus

Dad: "Wow! You must be butter, cuz you're on a roll."

I said no I didn’t know he could.

but they keep ending up in the gutter.

Does that mean you bowled a strike?

We were debating whether to go bowling as a family tonight at the dinner table. My uncle speaks up with, "I dont think we can go bowling, didn't you hear, there was a strike!"

My dad an I bowl in a league together, and one of the guys on team we were against last night kept getting strikes. On his 6th in a row, my dad commented "He's doing it with ease." I pointed at the scoreboard and said "Pretty sure those are Xs."