Stock removal Puns

A list of puns related to "Stock removal"

It was annoying when our local shop stopped stocking my favourite almond milk. It was even more frustrating when the tofu was removed as well.

If it carries on like this, Iā€™m really going to start losing my Tempeh

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
šŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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The commecialization of Christmas

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. I really hate how commercialized Christmas has become. This year they had Christmas decorations up in the stores before Halloween!" the guy complains. "Oh that's nothing. I went to the grocery store the other day and they had birthday cakes out," the bartender replies. "And that's like seven months away."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Firegoat1
šŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2022
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Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.

ME: ...And?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/FoldaHolda
šŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Telusion
šŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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