Steven Lett Puns

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That’s right. Deep down, all of you know it’s the truth, but out of selfishness or bitterness you have left Jehovah! Steven Lett gave this talk at the 2019 convention (Melbourne) while I myself was still PIMQ, but about to leave. I just hated everything about it, from the doctrine, the fake people, I just felt miserable.

I can still remember exactly what he said: “Those who leave the truth will never be like those in the world, because they know too much! They know that their time is short and they will soon be destroyed!”

After I fully woke up, I remembered these words he said, and it was only then I realised just how manipulative and flat out wrong this psychopath is!

Every day that you are out there, being happy, making the world a better place, not believing this doomsday gibberish, each and every one of you here are proving this bigoted fool wrong! Keep it up.

You said “we are in the last of the last days, soon to be the last day of the last days”....

Jesus said: “Look out that YOU are not misled; for many will come on the basis of my name, [Matt 24:5 says “Christ” which means ANOINTED] saying, ‘I am he,’ and, ‘THE DUE TIME HAS APPROACHED’ DO NOT GO AFTER THEM.” Luke 21:8

YOU ARE MISLEADING AND BEATING YOUR FELLOW SLAVES, WHICH MEANS YOU ARE THE EVIL SLAVE!

Read a post about Lett just then a funny thought of him being a Westworld character popped into my head.

He'd be one of those old outdated robots that you can tell is a robot or one of the new ones that is glitching out haha.

As a PIMO witness I am hearing a story that has been recently circulated and just wondering if anyone here has heard it as well. As this story goes, Steven Lett was recently a guest speaker at a convention. After the convention a 14yo boy spoke with him and excitedly told him that he can’t wait till he is 18 years old because then he will be able to go to bethel and help the organization in any way Jehovah want to use him. Steven Lett responds to this young boy and says “we don’t have 5 more years in this system of things son”. I would love to get confirmation of this story even though it was told to me from a pioneer sister in my congregation.

I imagine him as one of those actors from infomercials where everything they touch spills all over and they hurt their back every time they lift something. I would follow him around all day playing Yakety sax on my phone watching the day unfold. Also I bet he would tell one hell of a bedtime story.

I just finished listening to the Fred and Rose West episode this evening. Went to do a little research on the couple and found this gem, fresh in the news. It's "all in the family" as someone said.

22 movies have received an F Cinemascore from opening weekend US audiences since the beginning of the service in the 1980s. I've ranked and rated each one. Was it worth my time? Probably not but I love doing silly, unique little Letterboxd challenges and there were a few titles worth checking out.

1. mother! (2017) - 10/10. This Darren Aronofsky-directed drama was divisive on release due to its disturbing content but I think it's a masterpiece. The acting is fantastic, the themes of the film are not subtle but they are effectively presented and it is exactly as shocking as intended.

2. Bug (2006) - 8/10. "The Exorcist" director William Friedkin adapted this play by Tracy Letts into a very disturbing and effective horror drama. The actors commit 100% and Ashley Judd in particular gives the best performance I've seen from her.

3. I Know Who Killed Me (2007) - 8/10. Lindsay Lohan's cheesy star vehicle is the only movie on this list that I think crosses the line into "so bad it's good" camp. Truly bizarre choices are made throughout and it is exceptionally entertaining.

4. Wolf Creek (2005) - 7/10. This Australian horror confounds expectations with its realistic depiction of sadistic violence. I imagine the movie lost audiences with its slow build-up but I bought into the characters and was engaged. The sequel is even better!

5. In The Cut (2003) - 7/10. Meg Ryan subverts her star persona as an English teacher who finds herself entangled in an investigation into a series of murders. This one doesn't deliver the pulpy thrills audiences might want but it is smart, engaging and offers a fresh perspective on the erotic thriller.

6. Killing Them Softly (2012) - 6/10. You have to imagine this only got a wide release as a result of Brad Pitt's presence in a main role because this doesn't have any mainstream appeal. A depressing but effective condemnation of US society, this isn't one for everyone but it could pack a punch for those who can get on its wavelength.

7. Dr T and The Women (2000) - 6/10. This overstuffed but fitfully effective comedy drama boasts a great cast headed by Richard Gere. Only some of the plotlines work but it holds together decently until its truly insane ending that doesn't fit well with what came before.

8. The Grudge (2020) - 5/10. A gross and messy horror remake that I nevertheless think is overhated. It has some stylish moments, strong direction and the gore VFX are top notch.

9. Darkness (2002) - 5/10. Harvey Weinstein ripped th

In the 4 corners video Lett gives the example of a homosexual returning from the dead after Armageddon, and in fact, his homosexual nephew died just a few months prior.

First of all, that was completely cold and tasteless to use that example since it was the JWs which were likely the cause of his nephew's premature death.

Secondly, because Jesus was very clear that those who are resurrected "are as the angels in heaven", a scripture that the Witnesses blatantly ignore as it goes against their doctrine.

They act so loving and pretend to follow the Bible, but they are cold and unloving and they twist the scriptures to fit their own doctrine.

Edit: changed brother to nephew

Do your worst!

Today I saw the term 'Octopope' for the first time, referring to the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses. It's amazing and I love it.

Please share more of such slang. I can't stop laughing about this one :)

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

22 movies have received an F Cinemascore from opening weekend US audiences since the beginning of the service in the 1980s. I've ranked and rated each one. Was it worth my time? Probably not but I love doing silly, unique little Letterboxd challenges and there were a few titles worth checking out.

1. mother! (2017) - 10/10. This Darren Aronofsky-directed drama was divisive on release due to its disturbing content but I think it's a masterpiece. The acting is fantastic, the themes of the film are not subtle but they are effectively presented and it is exactly as shocking as intended.

2. Bug (2006) - 8/10. "The Exorcist" director William Friedkin adapted this play by Tracy Letts into a very disturbing and effective horror drama. The actors commit 100% and Ashley Judd in particular gives the best performance I've seen from her.

3. I Know Who Killed Me (2007) - 8/10. Lindsay Lohan's cheesy star vehicle is the only movie on this list that I think crosses the line into "so bad it's good" camp. Truly bizarre choices are made throughout and it is exceptionally entertaining.

4. Wolf Creek (2005) - 7/10. This Australian horror confounds expectations with its realistic depiction of sadistic violence. I imagine the movie lost audiences with its slow build-up but I bought into the characters and was engaged. The sequel is even better!

5. In The Cut (2003) - 7/10. Meg Ryan subverts her star persona as an English teacher who finds herself entangled in an investigation into a series of murders. This one doesn't deliver the pulpy thrills audiences might want but it is smart, engaging and offers a fresh perspective on the erotic thriller.

6. Killing Them Softly (2012) - 6/10. You have to imagine this only got a wide release as a result of Brad Pitt's presence in a main role because this doesn't have any mainstream appeal. A depressing but effective condemnation of US society, this isn't one for everyone but it could pack a punch for those who can get on its wavelength.

7. Dr T and The Women (2000) - 6/10. This overstuffed but fitfully effective comedy drama boasts a great cast headed by Richard Gere. Only some of the plotlines work but it holds together decently until its truly insane ending that doesn't fit well with what came before.

8. The Grudge (2020) - 5/10. A gross and messy horror remake that I nevertheless think is overhated. It has some stylish moments, strong direction and the gore VFX are top notch.

9. Darkness (2002) - 5/10. Harvey Weinstein ripped th

22 movies have received an F Cinemascore from opening weekend US audiences since the beginning of the service in the 1980s. I've ranked and rated each one. Was it worth my time? Probably not but I love doing silly, unique little Letterboxd challenges and there were a few titles worth checking out.

1. mother! (2017) - 10/10. This Darren Aronofsky-directed drama was divisive on release due to its disturbing content but I think it's a masterpiece. The acting is fantastic, the themes of the film are not subtle but they are effectively presented and it is exactly as shocking as intended.

2. Bug (2006) - 8/10. "The Exorcist" director William Friedkin adapted this play by Tracy Letts into a very disturbing and effective horror drama. The actors commit 100% and Ashley Judd in particular gives the best performance I've seen from her.

3. I Know Who Killed Me (2007) - 8/10. Lindsay Lohan's cheesy star vehicle is the only movie on this list that I think crosses the line into "so bad it's good" camp. Truly bizarre choices are made throughout and it is exceptionally entertaining.

4. Wolf Creek (2005) - 7/10. This Australian horror confounds expectations with its realistic depiction of sadistic violence. I imagine the movie lost audiences with its slow build-up but I bought into the characters and was engaged. The sequel is even better!

5. In The Cut (2003) - 7/10. Meg Ryan subverts her star persona as an English teacher who finds herself entangled in an investigation into a series of murders. This one doesn't deliver the pulpy thrills audiences might want but it is smart, engaging and offers a fresh perspective on the erotic thriller.

6. Killing Them Softly (2012) - 6/10. You have to imagine this only got a wide release as a result of Brad Pitt's presence in a main role because this doesn't have any mainstream appeal. A depressing but effective condemnation of US society, this isn't one for everyone but it could pack a punch for those who can get on its wavelength.

7. Dr T and The Women (2000) - 6/10. This overstuffed but fitfully effective comedy drama boasts a great cast headed by Richard Gere. Only some of the plotlines work but it holds together decently until its truly insane ending that doesn't fit well with what came before.

8. The Grudge (2020) - 5/10. A gross and messy horror remake that I nevertheless think is overhated. It has some stylish moments, strong direction and the gore VFX are top notch.

9. Darkness (2002) - 5/10. Harvey Weinstein ripped th

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "