First day of summer... The stars aligned for this one!

Girlfriend: We should go to a 5 Seconds To Summer concert! [one of her favorite bands]

Me: We're too late. That would've been at 11:55:55 PM last night.

Girlfriend: ... oooOOOHHH because today is the first day of summer on the calendar!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IBlameTheMormons
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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Every once in awhile the stars align...

I'm at my buddy's parent's house last night for his little birthday shindig with some friends. His mom is there and, while she's super sweet, she tends to find compliments for everything even if they're not needed.

His mom gets to talking to one of our friends about how the friend works at a bookstore downtown which happens to be a two storey building.

Friend's mom: "Oh, you work at Barnes and Noble? It must be nice to work there. It's such a building. It's so nice that it has two storeys."

Me: "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more than two stories in there..."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kr580
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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I don't know why everyone is freaking out about the new Iron Man

The character has always been a Fe Male

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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