In Russell Crowe's new film he stars as a man that ate his wife and is quite pleased with himself in

Glad he ate her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
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Russell Crowe to star in a new film about a cannibalistic husband...

It's called.... Glad He Ate Her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spankyham
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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How does an adult film star keep her skin smooth and soft?

She xxx-foliates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yamhsoj
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After the success of the new Star Wars movie, if Daisy Ridley looks for more money for the next film, and Disney say no ...

they'll call her Raisy Didley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandorClegane_AMA
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper used to give away copies of horror films starring Blake Lively...

But they're out of "The Shallows" now

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What do you call the celebration of a Star Trek filming shoot ending?

A warp party.

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The Sitter-Downers, starring the Three Stooges

[the Three Stooges pick names out of a hat, to determine who gets to marry which girl]
Larry (Larry Fine): I got Florabell!
Florabelle: Darling!
Moe (Moe Howard): I got Corabell!
Corabelle: Oh, Darling!
Curly (Curly Howard): I got Stetson! What one is she?

(from the Three Stooges short film, The Sitter-Downers)

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I heard that they are filming a Star Wars spin-off series

Better call Solo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dammilo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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Did you hear they found a lost Marx Brothers film featuring a long lost 6th brother?

It's called The Great Underwear Caper starring Skid Marx

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Star Wars Puns

In the spirit of the Star Wars film launching, lets share our best star wars puns. I'll start off:

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t love Star Wars, you’re looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Can anyone think of any pig related film puns?

So I do a pub quiz every week with the team name 'Kevin Bacon Stars In...' followed by a pig related film pun such as Boarne Identity, Vanilla Sty, Ham of Steel etc.

It's been about a year and a half now and we're starting to run out so any ideas would be great!

Not sure this is the best place to ask for help but couldn't think where else would be better.

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Red Skelton on excercise

From comedian and film star Β Red Skelton:

β€œExercise? I get it on the golf course.

When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. ”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
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Double dad

So, my sister is having her final tests on high school (I'm in college and have a really cute son with my girlfried) and got home today with a weird look on her eyes. Me and dad were having some sandwiches and watching The Empire Strikes Back (Star Wars marathon hype!). I looked at her and asked what happened, she immediately responded "I'm tired as fuck." By that point, I looked at my dad. He was looking at me, with a sparkle on his eyes. We both stood up, walked to her and said together: "HELLO TIRED AS FUCK, WE ARE DAD" Even my mother started laughing. It was hillarious.

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Best Liam Neeson pun

Liam Neeson is a huge movie star. He is so busy filming and traveling that he rarely checks his correspondence. One day, he goes to the post office so he can receive all his letters and a mailman asks him to sign a check out sheet. As Liam reads the paper, he notices something odd: right next to his name, the mailman wrote his name backwards. When asking why, the mailman replies: "it's not your name, sir, it's just that since you rarely come here, you haven't seen your mail before and I just wrote it down as a note".

And he was right, for Liam Neeson had "no seeN maiL".

The end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsVigil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2017
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What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars

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