'Cause the corner is 90 degrees.
"Put the horses in the back." I hate the song but it made me laugh
Matter of fact, make it 2. I need one for each lamp.
You'll get Tired!
Don't stand behind them either!
You'll get exhausted!
The punchline
The irony is that I’m a Gemini.
Humpty Dumpty
Finally he quit his job as a teacher.
It was a grave mistake
It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.
And the Dutch
As they sit down, the husband offers to go get their dinner. First he waits in line for the roast beef. Then he waits in the line for the potatoes. He he waits in the vegetable line, the bread line, the salad line, and even the gravy line.
He finally returns to the table with two heaping plates of food. “What would you like to drink?” he asks.
“A glass of punch would be nice,” she says. So off he goes to get it. He finds a line for wine, a line for beer, a line for soda, a line for milk, even a line for water. After considering all of his options he gives up and returns to the table empty-handed.
Sometimes there is no punch line.
I chose spelling.
For the watch!!
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
He's my mast-cot.
He’s a Boxer.
"Once upon a time there was this lobster..."
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
People hate it, but I’m a fan.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
What a captive audience!
His house is a circle... He's been walking around confused for three hours now, I am getting concerned.
My teacher dropped this one in math class today.
Girl: it's so cold in here
Teacher: why don't you go stand in the corner
Girl: [confused look] why?
Teacher: because it's 90 degrees over there
A Sub-woofer
It’s 90 degrees there
It's always about 90 degrees
They're normally around 90 degrees.
It's usually 90 degrees
Its 90 degrees
It's 90 degrees
It's 90 degrees there
Everyone hates it, but I’m a fan.
He’s a Boxer.
It’s always 90 degrees there.
... because the corner is 90 degrees!
