Do you know what Fe stands for?

It’s a little ironic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kklorgiax
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far no one has given me a straight answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John87Nintendo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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The greatest baseball player ever was a guy named Hugh McBealy, and he was most famous for every single time he came to the plate knocking the ball high over right field and into the stands.

He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.

He earned the nickname β€œthe machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.

And the day he retired a reporter asked him β€œHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”

Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. β€œWhat do you mean?” He said.

The reporter clarified β€œliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”

Hugh looked dejected and disappointed β€œyeah, my greatest failure...”

β€œWhat do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.

Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.

β€œI’ve been aiming left this whole time”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frnklfrwsr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Theres 3.3 million people in here so I figured id go ahead and post that im looking for one night stand.

Matter of fact, make it 2. I need one for each lamp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic association.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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So if GOAT stands for "Greatest of all time" what does HUMAN stand for?

Anything that they don't want to sit or lay down for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burnerphonedotexe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is one thing you can’t stand having? For me, it’s a wheelchair
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πŸ‘€︎ u/violent-reeee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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After attempting for five hours to get this fence post to stand upright, I've finally realized

This is a shit post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5lash3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I keep asking people what LGBTQ stands for

Bur I never get a straight answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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What did the Buddhist monk ask for at the hotdog stand?

β€œMake me one with everything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Someone asked Donald J Trump what the "J" stands for

He said, "it stands for 'Genius'."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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If f(x) stands for the function of x, then what does g(x) stand for?

It stands for the gunction of x.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lyreoz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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A man takes his wife to an unusual restaurant where you must stand in separate lines for each food item ...

As they sit down, the husband offers to go get their dinner. First he waits in line for the roast beef. Then he waits in the line for the potatoes. He he waits in the vegetable line, the bread line, the salad line, and even the gravy line.

He finally returns to the table with two heaping plates of food. β€œWhat would you like to drink?” he asks.

β€œA glass of punch would be nice,” she says. So off he goes to get it. He finds a line for wine, a line for beer, a line for soda, a line for milk, even a line for water. After considering all of his options he gives up and returns to the table empty-handed.

Sometimes there is no punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curmudgeon1836
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I keep asking what LGBTQ+ stands for...

...and as of yet, nobody's ever given me a straight answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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On a hot summer day, a woman has a hankering for a hot dog. She walks to the nearest hot dog stand and gets in line. Looking up to the front of the queue, she sees an elderly gentleman ordering a bratwurst...

He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.

Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.

As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.

A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.

When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,

β€œExcuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”

β€œIt’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. β€œI’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”

Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.

β€œYa see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Why did John Snow stand in line for 6 hours at Apple store?

For the watch!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/str33techie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...

He's my mast-cot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What does ED stand for?

Nothing, it stands for nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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For our upcoming roadtrip, my wife said she would drive us for as long as she could stand...

I told her to be sure to wear comfortable shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShabbySheik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I can’t ever ask someone what lgbt stands for

I never get a straight answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingoctopus800
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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No one tell me what the symbol β€œΞΌβ€ stands for

Which I think is quite mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormfox9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What does the F in Ethiopia stand for?

Food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadaIsWeird
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitch_watson
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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EVA stands for Extra Vehicular Activity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickle16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Wootbeer.

Full disclosure I hear this joke on "Stop Podcasting Yourself" all the time and it makes me laugh everytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armoreddillo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What's O in Reddit stands for?

Original content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/venki131
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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"I hate everything you stand for!"

I yelled at the poor man whose chair had been stolen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisazy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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AF stands for Absolute Respect.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/defucktive_potato
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Looking for a veteran to stand-in as my father for Christmas, compensation included.

For lease navy dad

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I yelled at the waitress for burning my toast. I told her I will not stand for it!

I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Every year on New Year's Eve, when everyone's counting down the final 10 seconds to ring in the new year, I get up off the couch and stand up. I stand up and raise my left leg and just leave it raised for a little while until the countdown finishes and midnight strikes

that way I always start the new year off on the right foot

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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What do you call a guy who won’t stand for the National Anthem?

Neil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Macauley_Sulkin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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If you ever get cold just stand in the corner for a bit

They are usually around 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThankGodForKeanu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I've asked so many people what the abbreviation LGBTQA+ stands for. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YungPotato7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

Nobody has given me a straight answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Brootalz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I've asked so many people what lgbtq stands for

So far I haven't gotten a straight answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manukitten2144
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noxxicityy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What does DNA stand for?

National dyslexia association

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gqwr87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I keep asking what LGBT stands for

But I never get a straight answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBones90
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Do you know what DNA stands for?

National Dyslexic Association

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArceusLord13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for..

But I never get a straight answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I keep asking what LGBT+ stands for,

but no one will give me a straight answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avartes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RudzBotha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What does DNA stand for?

National dyslexic association

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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