What did the lonely square say to the group of rectangles?

"All I want is to be long."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaussian_distro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2021
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A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...

I should have known they'd dyne and dash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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