Spitting image, * slaps knee*
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👤︎ u/sghirawoo
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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What did the Farmer say when he saw a painting of his pet Llama?

" It's a spitting image"

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📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place

it was his spitting image

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👤︎ u/jeromocles
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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He who eats a photograph of his dad...

...will soon be spitting image of his father.

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👤︎ u/tiekid
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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My dad pulled this one at dinner last night

My mom made stuffed peppers with with Shepherd's pie ground beef instead of stuffed pepper mix. So my dad goes... "I guess these are Shepherd's Peppers!"

He couldn't wait to spit that one out and had a great big laugh. Then told it again because my mom wasn't in the room.

Edit.. I don't think some people know the food involved. Stuffed peppers are these. And shepherds pie is this

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👤︎ u/the-truth-
📅︎ Nov 04 2014
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