What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird?
In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourne’s new concept album about Donald Trump’s attack of gastric flu?
It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman
I dun made dat un up mah-self
Some people think Steve jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump
But you can't really compare apples to oranges.
What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?
They’re both big fans of coos.
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
Why wouldn't the Republicans impeach Donald Trump?
They insist on bringing a baby to full term.
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
When Donald Trump dies...
Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve
He certainly has plenty of experience
My coworker was trying to reorganize his filling cabinet and got stuck when he discovered a bunch of documents about Italian dictators.
I told him to file them as Mussollaneous.
I had a few doubts about buying a big metal cabinet to store all my valuables.
Turns out...it was a safe purchase.
Did you hear about the latest thing Donald Trump is trying to do? He’s planning to ban shredded cheese.
He just wants to make America grate again.
Why can’t Donald trump have the White House
What does Donald Trump call kayaks?
I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
I tried to make a joke about vaccines during the trump era
What did Donald Trumps bodyguard say just before someone sneezed in his face?
What were Donald Trump’s COVID-19 test results?
Extremely positive. The most positive, in fact. Everybody’s talking about it. It’s yuuuge. Nobody’s seen anything like it. Sleepy joe never would’ve been able to pull this off.
Why can't Donald Trump make bread?
Because he's always losing dough.
If Donald Trump gets impeached, some people think that he might be
I actually don’t understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok
What’s Kesha done to deserve this?
What did Donald Trump say when his wife chucked a plate across the room
You hear about Donald Trump smashing sub atomic particles together with Vladimir Putin?
He's a large hadron colluder.
When Donald Trump's doctor replied to him via email about a suspicious mark on his back, what did the subject line say?
Say what you like about Donald Trump...
He's probably not in the same room as you.
Why doesn’t Donald Trump like wallabies?
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall....
On the condition he gets to install windows🇺🇸
Say what you will about Donald Trump
but a giant wall is something we can all stand behind.
After releasing his hit song about his farm, Old Mac Donald started receiving some letters from his fans.
Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
What happened to Donald Trump?
Donald Trump May be a bellend but I agree with defunding the WHO
Someone asked Donald J Trump what the "J" stands for
He said, "it stands for 'Genius'."
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird
Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
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