A list of puns related to "Sony Ξ±"
I like Sony and Yamaha.
"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.
"Sony!" yells the blonde girl in the front.
Pioneer... Sony... Panasonic, etc
And out next speaker up is Sony.
Sony, Panasonic, Sanyo... I hate them all!
Kenwood, JVC, Pioneer, Alpine, Boss, Sharp, Sony, Onkyo, Panasonic, Philips, etc.
I gave my dad's phone to a coworker to fix. It's an old Sony Xperia Neo. He starts cursing at the phone and yells "Stupid Phone!"
And I answer - "It's not stupid... It's a smartphone"
Good laugh, good laugh...
my dad was telling me about my brother's new Sony Smartwatch when my mom said: "the problem is, Sarah (brother's girlfriend) bought him a beautiful expensive watch for his birthday, and guess which one he wants to wear? Not the one he should be wearing!"
Dad: He's double timing her
I came home one day to find we had a new big screen television. It has some pretty stunning high definition and I said "Man, that resolution is SHARP"
Without missing a beat, my old man replied "Nope. Sony."
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