Sony Puns

You'll have to Walkman.

These are stereotypes.

They probably can't come to agreement on Spiderman because they don't want any strings attached.

People going so crazy it breaks the whole web

Until they made the Nintendo Switch.

They keep canceling the interview.

... called the PU.

Was never successful.

Everyone thought it stank.

I like Sony and Yamaha.

"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.

"Sony!" yells the blonde girl in the front.

Pioneer... Sony... Panasonic, etc

Sony

And out next speaker up is Sony.

Sony, Panasonic, Sanyo... I hate them all!

Kenwood, JVC, Pioneer, Alpine, Boss, Sharp, Sony, Onkyo, Panasonic, Philips, etc.

I gave my dad's phone to a coworker to fix. It's an old Sony Xperia Neo. He starts cursing at the phone and yells "Stupid Phone!"

And I answer - "It's not stupid... It's a smartphone"

Good laugh, good laugh...

my dad was telling me about my brother's new Sony Smartwatch when my mom said: "the problem is, Sarah (brother's girlfriend) bought him a beautiful expensive watch for his birthday, and guess which one he wants to wear? Not the one he should be wearing!"
Dad: He's double timing her

I came home one day to find we had a new big screen television. It has some pretty stunning high definition and I said "Man, that resolution is SHARP"

Without missing a beat, my old man replied "Nope. Sony."

You'll have to Walkman.

Sony and Yamaha are my favorite.