So Weird Puns

They're terms of endeerment.

She's so damn weird sometimes and rips ass like a dude, but I guess she keeps it more fun than the girls I normally date lmao

What weird/fun stuff does your SO do?

Edit: Leave for a few hours come back and we at 666 karma. Fitting.

Edit: Thank you all so much for the love! I honestly did not think that this post would gain so much traction. So just to provide a response to some of the comments I saw:

Yes, this can be done at any age. I put for younger people because when I was in my early twenties I needed for someone to tell me this. After college I move 800 miles away from home and everyone I knew and started new. I told some of my family I started going out to eat alone and they told me that was sad and I shouldn't do that but I honestly enjoyed it. (For background I grew up on a farm in a very small town. No one did anything alone and just going out in town you were bound to run into someone you knew)

It seems like for people who grew up in the city this is common practice but for many this is unheard of. So if you are someone who needed to hear this I'm glad I could help.

Just what the title says. I’ve been doing all those things alone for years and I’ve never once been met with looks or comments, nor have I even felt weird for doing so.

Like I'm really dumbfounded how someone that close to us, was trying to see our downfall and make us fail the whole time. While pretending that they weren't...

I'm just so confused that we constantly have to decipher a code to understand what happened to all of us

People essentially put the love they would have for a pet on her. But i get that because its exactly how she is written. She is not useless but god I find it weird. Like a kawaii little girl getting head pats as if she were a dog makes me uncomfortable. I understand this is an unpopular take of sorts but I just got tired of everyone loving her. She barely has a character imo. Let me know what you guys think!

I know it was a long time ago and it was a small thing, but I’ve never forgotten it, and I always resented her for it. I never understood why she did it. I guess at some point she forgot? I’m FB friends with her twin sister, who was always pretty nice.

My goal is to wander the earth, stay out of prisons and clinics, and get some fiction and nonfiction written.  At the moment I'm in Ibiza. It's not the normal Ibiza, because they're under quarantine, but I'm not a normal guy, so I don't mind their current situation.

I have a new book out called "Robot Artists and Black Swans" and it's got seven stories in it that involve robot artists, black swans, the Shroud of Turin, and other curiosities.

Proof: https://i.redd.it/9g60c1k6iqv61.jpg

The funny thing is that it doesn't even bother me that much. It's like when I worked at a call centre when I was 20- the first time someone threatens to sue you because the company messed up their bill, you worry. By the 100th time, you roll your eyes. I'm a 40 year old woman who's spent 3/4 of my life with the internet available to me. There is nothing that these little edgelords can say to actually make me feel threatened.

I really do find it interesting that they react this way. "Here is a woman saying something I don't like. I can't immediately think of a way to counter her argument and prove her opinion invalid that way. Therefore I'm going to threaten her life and bodily autonomy."

It's like that joke "That escalated quickly." How do people immediately jump that far at the first challenge to their perceived superiority?

ETA- I would like to report that now my DMs are filling up with positive messages because a bunch of amazing people are trying to balance out the negative ones. You guys are awesome!

ETA again- I had to disappear for a few hours and now I have more personal messages and DMs than I think I can reasonably respond to today. Thank you to everyone for all your positivity!

This is inspired by having found my grandfather’s obituary on Newspapers.com and I love checking out the old ads in the papers. While looking over the page, I happened to notice two columns over that one of my elementary school friend’s father died the same day. He actually lived next door from me in late elementary school/middle school. This is in a major regional newspaper in the US, not just a paper for our hometown and they both died about 8 years before I would meet my friend.

Weirdly enough my grandfather died from lung cancer from smoking, and this kid was the first person who ever pressured me into trying a cigarette.

What weird coincidences have you noticed that you wish you could tell someone?

That’s like humans having a city called “Liver Pool.”

I don’t know why but throughout my life (currently in university) I’ve just always had an easier time making friends with girls over guys. I played a lot of sports throughout high school and there I would make guy friends but I never got a deeper connection or would I call them best friends. Idk why but I just have so many more best friends that are girls now. With guys it always seems so awkward but with girls they are usually at lot more talkative and friendly to me. I feel like I am missing out of spending time with the boys and stuff but also I find that they are usually really toxic and just not appealing. Is this weird or do others have this experience to?