What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
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edit: had to delete original post, due to misspelling in the title.
I just got hired at a company that makes bicycle wheels!!
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
It's because it's two tired.
My friend just got a job at a bicycle wheel company
My priest prescribed a circuit of crunches, flutter kicks, bicycles, and plank holds for the guilt I confessed about neglecting my stomach muscles during workouts.
I finally received my abs solution.
A tricycle says to a bicycle
Tricycle " I'm too tired".
Bicycle " nah I'm two tired, but at least you tried"
(Dunno if it's a repost but my 6yo son told me this last night)
They are having a wheel problem at the station
Why did the bicycle go to bed early?
Wanted: A man who has been stealing wheels from police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Did you hear about the man selling bicycle parts?
He went into the market to peddle his wares.
Why can't bicycles stand upright?
Just accepted new job at a bicycle factory
Gonna be their spokes person
Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars?
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
If you attached a small engine to your ear...
...it makes you an engineear.
Did you hear about that man that got his tires stolen but not his wheels?
He’s been working tirelessly to get them back
I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock
At other times i would just crash.
My dad walked in wearing a steering wheel belt buckle
This thing is driving me nuts.
My wife started making art by putting paint on her wheels and driving them all over the canvas.
not to brag, but they all look like van Gogh's
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his privite
The bartender asks “ you know you have a steering wheel on your private, right?”
The man replies “I know, it’s driving me NUTS!”
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was gonna put a third set on it, but the ole bike just couldn't do the job anymore.
Which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
What’s the difference between a man riding a bicycle and a scruffy man riding a tricycle?
What did the tractor tire say to the bicycle tire?
What is green and has wheels?
Grass I lied about the wheels.
Where do really small apples come from?
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
What do you call a big, slowly spinning wheel made of iron?
Hey Dad, what is that black sticky stuff in the small jars called?
I don't know son, but your ma might.
Stolen from: Dad Jokes
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
Doctor: "Relax David, It's just a small surgery. Don't panic!!"
Me: "But my name isn't David."
Doctor: "I know, I'm David."
One small Step for Humanity.
My friend told me that eagles eat small insects and seeds
I just have a small joke about a pencil.
Never mind there is no point.
I’ve just got a job with a company what makes bicycle wheels
I’m their new spokesperson
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