You can get addicted to slip'n'slides

So be careful...it's a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/One_Day_Dead
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Chemist n Plumber
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fullmetal_Platypus
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How many Freudian Slips does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the bulb, and one to hold me, mother hold the ladder.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/silashoulder
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2021
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What did the boy say as he accidentally fell down the slide?

Ah chute

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zanryll
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2021
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Two cats are on a metal roof. Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest ΞΌ

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheseWereThePlaces
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2021
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Let me just slide in
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/defntlynot_clp-e46
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My hand slipped off the handle of the casket while carrying it to the hearse and left a deep bruise on my leg.

I was appalled.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2021
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What is green and slide through the snow?

Parsleigh

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totalynotyoghurt
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N-ice-
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coalbucket2
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2021
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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.

Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing

and mean your mother.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirFrankPork
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2021
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Mac n' cheese
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alternative_Error358
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2021
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If you slip and fall in your driveway...

It's your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flo_ren_tine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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One of my friends slipped in the bed of his truck and knocked himself out....

He fell in Tacoma.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aWayCup
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I asked the librarian where books about oil were located.

She said try the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2021
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What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?

Spine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HisokaLaMagician
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2021
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I am opening a rock'n'roll-themed Opticians.

I'm going to call it Johnny C Goode.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arlinconio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2021
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Mate: Aye, the cannons be ready, Cap'n!

Captain: *are

Text adaptation of this

I wish this was my joke.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/extremely_4getful
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2021
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What did the beaver say when it slipped on water?

Damn it...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mechanicfantic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Garlicknottodaysatan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2020
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How do crabs get to school?

They use the side walk!

  • came up with this while walking to work today (I work in education)*
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HyruleTrigger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?

Its axle rose.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Poobutt42069
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2021
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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2021
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I was walking down the road and slipped on some dog shit

A lady came up behind me and slipped as well, I said I just did that, she slapped me and said use the toilet next time

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrjaxson1111
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I slipped on the ice today, and when I got up I had a craving for pasta,

Must've been Italian ice.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mastiff_Speed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2020
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Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?

The driver blamed it on the rocky road

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/belizzb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2021
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Once you start spreading lube on a child's slide, you won't be able to stop.

It's a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/twowheeledfun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2020
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Today I slipped and fell while walking out to the car.

I was pissed. I was mad. I looked everywhere for the cause. But alas, it was my own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kristhebrown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2020
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When puns slide into your DMs
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joshsundquist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2020
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If killing a man is homicide

is killing a friend homiecide

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/k1ll1ngtime
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2021
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Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oakvard
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Did you hear about the guy who murdered Cap'n, Tony and Sam?

He's this country's most notorious cereal killer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/convaluted_syndrome_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2021
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Why do people in N/A stand in circles and hold hands???

Because they dont do Lines anymore.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trippin-mellon
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R.N.L.I, robot.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2021
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I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.

No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ghost_Of_Memes_Past
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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Slipped on a pumpkin today

It caught me off gourd

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hoteppeter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2020
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Where do you put a slide in 2020?

At a plagueground.

I'd like to take credit- but this one was autocorrect oddly enough..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wetcardboardsmell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that slipped in the kitchen?

Yeah, he pasta away.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MangoDangoLango
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My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.

But atleast she has a smoothie

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AnotherKakkar
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Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25

But I don't know Y

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Work4Bots
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2021
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What kind of slippers does Aquaman wear around the house?

Water Moccasins.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/static612
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2021
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The vote for better slides on school playgrounds is on the ballot this year.

Unfortunately, I live in a swing state.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wB68
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_nameless_one
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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Google slides
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/T1_L
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2020
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What did the Frenchman say as he went down the slide?

Yes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/11_e1even_11
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
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An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says

Wait, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2020
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, gently slide them under your refrigerator.

Soon, it’ll be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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