From an episode of the Simpsons called βTall talesβ
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From an episode of the Simpsons called βTall talesβ
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Sanford Simpson telling a "Tall Tale" while his pals, Jimmy Slocum & Myles "Pooch" Bourque hold onto their stogies at the βBayou Bar" in New Orleans (1988)
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Sanford Simpson telling a "Tall Tale" while his pals, Jimmy Slocum & Myles "Pooch" Bourque hold onto their stogies at the βBayou Bar" in New Orleans (1988)
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Sovereign citizen tall tale
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Where Matt Groening Creator of The Simpsonβs and Futurama has been eerily right about future events in his tv seriesβ, One day kids will learned How Whalers went to the moon with their harpoons, but the ainβt no whales, so they sing tall tales.
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︎ Jan 16 2022
Tall-tales do not belong here
This was brought about by the jackalope post that keeps getting upvoted (why???). I wish there was an option to actually type out a report to the mods. The report feature doesn't let you type anything, you have to choose from a pre selected list of reasons which I think is really limiting. IMO, posts like that do not belong on this sub. It was only ever a talltale. When people see stuff like this it just reinforces the view that cryptozoology is bogus and not a legitimate field. It only damages us and the animals we are trying to discover and protect.
This is like saying the hodag or the squonk or hoopsnake are legitimate cryptids. They ARE NOT. Tall-tales do not belong on this sub if we want this subject to be taken seriously.
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︎ Jan 21 2022
Most people are nice with people doing tall tales, some are not.
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It's almost like if Peacemaker is a scumbag and is making up tall tales to make himself look good. Anyways #RestoreTheZaddyVerse
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Every time we resume the "Captains of the Damned" tall tale a kraken comes
We have tried three times now. We are resuming the Pirates Life quest and right before we get into the glowing thing in the rock formation a kraken comes and stops us.
Is this part of the quest or are we just having very bad luck each time we try to start it?
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Severian's first description of Vodalus "I could see him through the fog, very tall, slender, and hatless," reminds me of this episode of The Simpsons
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︎ Jan 03 2022
Simpsons S22E15 A Scorpion Tale
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︎ Sep 17 2021
What's the craziest "tall tale" you've heard, and what part of Texas was the storyteller from?
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Just wanted a chill tall tale session but if they insist
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︎ Jan 11 2022
Spawn Camped for doing a Tall Tale
So my friend and I were spawn camped for doing a tall tale and not having any treasure on board. I explained that to them and they told me to go kill my self. I donβt care we got attacked just disappointed that people take this game so seriously as to say things like that
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︎ Oct 31 2021
Me (in hat) hanging "Backstage" with Big Steve and Nelson. This was an incredible day. These guys swapping Garcia stories and tall road tales from the 70s, you could almost hear Jerry laughing along with his two old buddies.
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︎ Dec 02 2021
there seems to be a glitch where the tall tale doesn't appear, even when i reset
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︎ Jan 19 2022
Talking about you online is NOT stalking. You are NOT being stalked. Just another one of your tall tales!
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︎ Jan 15 2022
Rescued by Beckwourth: Oregon Trail solution. I was finally able to complete the rescue by Beckwourth achievement in Tall Tales and wanted to help others. You do have to try a few times, but I realized you need to talk to Isaac before you start and then set the speed to grueling before you leave.
reddit.com/gallery/rycq2s
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︎ Jan 07 2022
I left a fish cooking while we did a 1.5hr tall tale.
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︎ Oct 04 2021
Are the tall tales worth doing?
My friend and I have literally only played the game leveling up our Emissary reps and gathering money.
I've only completed 1 tall tale myself and that was so long ago that I don't even remember what happened. I'm not really upset that I've missed out on some lore stuff since I've enjoyed the game just by hopping into a server and go seeking treasure or other player ships.
Do the tall tales give any sort of rep/commendations/treasure worth seeking?
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Trying to 100% tall tale, but have to 100% restart every time I log off.
I'm wanting to 100% wild rose...but, as soon as I log off, and back on, I have to start completely over. Is there a trick to getting them to stick?
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How do I search for journals in Tall Tales without googling the location?
I am trying to get thru every Tall Tale solo and with no tutorials. So far so good. I only had to check some facts online in 3rd (Storyteller) and 4th (Stars). Over the years they made some changes to the maps, removed some quests and added other ones (not to mention changes of the map layout and size) so indeed what was in the game was not consistent with what was in the books. I believe that there is no way for new players to get thru some quests without searching for answers online unless they are just lucky.
There are Journals in Tall Tales. How could any player find these without googling the answers? Beside accolades there is no indication in dialogues that there are journals to be found and there are no directions on how to found them in the game. So since I want to get thru all of the Tall Tales without support of search engines - How should I approach it?
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︎ Dec 31 2021
Camping the end of tall tales. Thanks for ruining everyone elseβs fun.
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Anyone looking to make a group of people to sail and do quests and tall tales?
Just comment if your interested Iβm looking for 3 people preferably who speak English and have access to a mic
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Passage from Lies and Other Tall Tales by Lori Ann Alexander
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Shores of Gold Tall Tale
This whole tall tale is epic, one of the best which really gives you the feeling of an adventure, even solo. Was amazed only 2.5% of players had the achievement⦠what a shame.
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︎ Dec 25 2021
Huh, the very tall man from the end of "22 Short Films About Springfield" also appeared in a brief scene in "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" that wasnt included in the old syndicated cut.
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︎ Sep 12 2021
People in tall tales are described as βlarger than lifeβ, what would be an example of smaller than life?
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︎ Dec 24 2021
Can you skip parts of tall tales if you keep the quest items?
Ahoy mateys! Iβm currently grinding out the last few shroudbreaker tall tales. Right now Iβm working on stars of a thief and art of the trickster. I have a checkpoint in art of the trickster and all I need to do is dig up the gunpowder key. As for stars of a thief, I need to visit discovery ridge anyway for the jewel. Can I dig up the gunpowder key, and keep it aboard while I finish stars of a thief and resume it later to skip digging the key up again?
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︎ Dec 24 2021
Tall Tales (AM)
An Uplifting thread where we can engage in Positive News, had something awesome happen this week? Feel free to share! Thread Posted every Monday 9AM UTC.
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Iβve done the third Pirateβs Life Tall Tale and now Iβm concerned.
During that mission Pendragon, Wild Rose, and George appear. I knew who they were and I had a brief synopsis of what their story is so I wasnβt really confused. Still, it concerned me because I didnβt realize existing characters would appear.
Which Tall Tales should I do before I continue to ensure I know whatβs going on should more references be made?
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A Simpsons prequel, following all of Abe's crazy, meandering tales.
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