My wife took me to The Wilds today. I got to see this thing called a Sichuan Takin. Hooves like a goat, body like a bear, face like a guinea pig with horns. Really cool to see up close!
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πŸ”₯ Sichuan Takin, looks like 4 animals combined!
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πŸ”₯ Sichuan Takin, looks like 4 animals combined!
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A Sichuan takin and its young at the Wilds
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The Sichuan Takin is a strong climber and makes its home at elevations ranging from 4000 to 14000 feet!
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A newborn Sichuan takin at an Indiana zoo
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πŸ”₯ Majestic shot of two endangered Takin in Sichuan. By Swild
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The Tibetan Sichuan Takin is Lit!πŸ”₯
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Possibly the most chill animal in the world, a Sichuan Takin
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Sichuan takin cow gives birth to her 5th kid in Moscow Zoo tass.ru/en/society/873469
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Baby Sichuan Takin
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Royal Woods Zoo Species List

This is a species list for a zoo/aquarium in Royal Woods, Michigan (where The Loud House takes place). I mainly made this to see how the Fandom would use it, but this is also kind of a passion project. I've been planning this for quite a bit, and here's the species list:

(Also, if anyone wishes to help with it, feel free to DM me on Reddit or on DeviantArt.

Wetta Eagle Canyon

  • Andean Condor
  • Steller’s Sea Eagle

Outback Trail

Willawong Station

  • Budgerigar, Cockatiel, Eastern Rosella, Princess Parrot, Red-Fronted Parakeet
  • Blue-Faced Honeyeater
  • Palm Cockatoo
  • Kea

Roo Valley

  • Bennett’s Wallaby, Red Kangaroo
  • Common Wallaroo, Emu

Koala Crossing

  • Queensland Koala
  • Short-Beaked Echidna
  • Southern Hairy-Nosed Wombat

Devils Of Tasmania

  • Tasmanian Devil

Desert Dome

Free-Flight Birds

  • Australian Wood Duck, Blue-Bellied Roller, Cape Teal, Cape Thick-Knee, Chestnut Teal, Cinnamon Teal, Gambel’s Quail, Hooded Oriole, Hottentot Teal, Magpie Shrike, Orange Bishop Weaver, Red Bishop Weaver, Scott’s Oriole, Speckled Mousebird, White-Winged Dove, Yellow-Billed Duck, Yellow-Crowned Bishop

Namib Desert

  • Black-Footed Cat
  • African Jacana
  • Blacksmith Plover, Chestnut Weaver
  • African Helmeted Turtle, Klipspringer, Nile Softshell Turtle
  • Serval
  • Common Dwarf Mongoose
  • Rock Hyrax
  • Puff Adder
  • Cape Cobra
  • Northern Sand Gecko
  • Red-Billed Hornbill
  • Black Mamba

Red Centre Of Australia

  • Rough-Scaled Python
  • Lace Monitor
  • King Brown Snake
  • Rough-Scaled Death Adder
  • Brown Tree Snake
  • Common Death Adder
  • Centralian Python
  • Collett’s Snake
  • Woma Python
  • Inland Taipan
  • Perentie
  • Laughing Kookaburra, Masked Lapwing, Tawny Frogmouth
  • Cunningham’s Skink
  • Eastern Pilbara Spiny-Tailed Skink

Sonoran Desert

  • Collared Peccary
  • Cougar
  • American Kestrel
  • Burrowing Owl, Greater Roadrunner
  • Bobcat
  • Baja Blue Rock Lizard, Mexican Spiny-Tailed Iguana
  • Baja Blue Rock Lizard, Common Collared Lizard, Giant Mexican Horned Lizard
  • Western Diamondback Rattlesnake
  • Black-Tailed Prairie Dog
  • Mexican Spiny-Tailed Iguana, Sonoran Box Turtle
  • Swift Fox
  • Arizona Black Rattlesnake
  • Cantil Viper
  • Mexican Beaded Lizard
  • Santa Catalina Rattlesnake
  • Mottled Rock Rattlesnake
  • Great Basin Rattlesnake
  • Sonoran Sidewinder
  • Redtail Splitfin
  • White-Nosed Coati

Himalayan Highlands

Yeti Camp

  • Red Panda, Reeve’s Muntjac
  • Bar-Headed Goose, Red-Crowned Cra
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Pun intended.
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLEXSEALBREAKER
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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