I said “woah, Butter fingers!”
I was pushing my daughter in a stroller and The young girl he was working with snorted and said “at least you’re a dad, you’re allowed to make bad jokes”
Proud moment.
I'm not sure if they think about ocelot.
Will Ferrell
Breath of the Wild, has around 26 enemies.
Total. That includes the boss battles.
That is it. All enemies get to use the same models and textures with 'shiny' variations for tiers.
Pokemon as a series has close to 1000 pokemon. Even if you Dexit half of them, to 500, that's still 20x the amount of work needed just for combat.
Pokemon cannot look and function like BotW or else tue file sizes would be so fucking large it would be unacceptable.
The graphics look fine. They look like old fashioned Japanese paintings, similar to Okami. It's a clear stylistic choice. Yes there's no next gen graphics, because TPC doesn't feel the games need them. And frankly, they don't. That's not the direction they want to take.
It's not about laziness, or standards. It's literally a practical and intentional design standpoint that they borderline need to make in order to not have to cut even more Pokemon.
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Hey,
i just saw the IGN top 100 games of all times list and as i saw Breath of the wild on number 1 i was again getting sad. Because everyone has such a great time playing this game and i just can't have fun with it.
Obviously everyone has a different taste and that is fine but i am actually a mainstream kinda guy. I mostly agree with the people on what is good and what is not. So i wonder why i just dislike it so much (i'm gonna try to explain what bothers me)
I really dont want to make the game bad for anyone who likes it, i just want to talk about it and maybe i am not seeing something or i dont have the right mindset for it and someone can explain to me how to enjoy it. If you don't want to hear bad things about the game you love, than you should not read further.
For reference: i played like 30-40 hours i finished all divine beasts but stopped before going to hyrule castle (but saw some gameplay of it)
My critisisms (I guess small !spoilers!):
The open world
That is what confuses me the most. Everyone is gushing about how great it is and how you just want to explore and that you find so many interesting things. I often hear people say "you just see something in the distance and immediatly want to go there and find out what you will find." and i just couldn't agree less. In the first like 5-10 hours it was like that. But after i found out that the only things waiting for me in that "interesting spot in the distance" was another shrine or another korok seed that feeling just vanished completly for me. It was the opposite, i was like "ok that looks interesting but i just know it will be another korok seed or a shrine which i will find more of anyway when i just keep walking to the next divine beast".
You will not find great weapons to use, or new gadgets or something. You also don't find any great NPCs or small storys or mini quests. Because there are none (maybe some exceptions).
It was just not worth going to discover stuff. Yes there are some amazing things. The first time you find an Ogre or the first time you saw one of the dragons is amazing. But then you find another one and another one and it was just loosing my interest. The lack of map makers and the "find your own goal" is great and in some areas there is cool environmental story telling (rarely). Mostly it is emptyness, big open fields with nothing in it. It is really not a bad world. Waaay better than most standard ubisoft worlds but i dont think it is "the best open world ev
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It was a night-mare
My thots and players go out to him
Am I getting this right? This is completely bonkers. Sounds like a Ford family Christmas dinner plan with too much booze on the table.
Well here we are guys, everything is off the table.
Kyle, Mauricio and their daughters were on my flight from Aspen to LAX a few days ago. They brought their dog with them (wearing a “service dog” jacket btw 😐 but i digress)
No tea but poor Alexia was seated the row in front of me and got trapped talking to this weird dude for like 15 minutes as our plane taxi’d and wouldn’t leave her alone lol.
my mom texted me saying she wished she had the balls to say “goodbyeee kyle” as we got off the plane lmao.
Does anyone else have any good housewives IRL stories?
