The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
You gotta hand it to short people.
Because they cant reach it.
Do you want to hear 2 short jokes and 1 long joke
Joke
Joke
Joooooooooooooooooooke
What’s E.T short for?
He’s only got little legs. 👽
I’m a really short guy, and I always seem to pick fights over nothing
It’s hard trying to be the bigger person!
When a short person waves at you, what do you call it?
If someone yawns on tv and yawning is contagious, that person has a chance of being a superspreader and causing a short yawndemic 🐸
To cut a long story short
How do short people cut their pizza?
Doctor advised me to cut my drinking short. So, now I only drink twice a year. That is...
When it rains and when it doesn't.
Why aren't there any short chefs anymore?
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Just think what alcohol can do!
Short people with umbrella
The best drummers are short guys who live in the city
My power walk was cut short today
I ran out of extension cord
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
Why is the dairy cow so confident wearing shorts?
Because she had a nice pair of calves.
As a short guy, I was completely sure there was nothing to be done about my height. I went to the doctor, turns out I had scoliosis.
Need a short Pun involving Dinosaurs and Space?
I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.
"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.
Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)
A dad meets his friend on the street. “Have you met my daughter Beth?” “No, what’s Beth short for?”
“I don’t know, most three year olds aren’t that tall.”
I think it’s so important to keep speeches short and meaningful, I just stand up and say plethora
A short story about cheese.
For a temp job I had to conduct surveys on the street and often times people would reluctantly comply disclaiming to "Keep it short please!"
So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?
What do you call a man who’s short of time?
You really gotta hand it to short people...
...they usually can't reach it anyways.
What is DNA short for?
National Dyslectic Association
My brother said he would gift me either a short sleeved shirt or a German sausage.
I hope for the vest but expecting the wurst.
I made a short video of a cow
Let's make a long story short
The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.
Mom: Put a pair of normal shorts on.
Son: No I don’t like ghosts.
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
What kind of shorts do clouds put on?
I applied for a job as a short order cook...
...but I didn’t get the job. They said I was too tall.
I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short
I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.
why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign
My doctor told me I had a short attention span
I can't remember what he said after that
My friend has peg on his short sleeve shirt for balancing small white balls on when he wants to whack them with a club...
He always wears his tee-shirt when golfing.
To cut a long story short
What is E.T. short for?
Cause he has little legs!
What's E.T. short for?
Cause he's got little legs.
What is E.T. short for?
Because he has little legs.
The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line
Only a fraction of people will understand it.
What's ET short for?
Because he has little legs.
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