RFA is a Restricted Free Agent meaning if another team offers that player a contract, the lions have the option to match that offer and keep the player

ERFA is an exclusive rights free agent. They are only allowed to talk to the Lions about a new contract unless the Lions allow them to go elseware

SFA is a street free agent and UFA is an unrestricted free Agent. Lions hold no rights to these players next year. However a street free agent can sign with a new team today while a UFA has to wait until March.

CAP Space:

Lions currently have $38,175,819 in cap space for 2022

Players that could save over $1,000,000 if cut

Trey Flowers would save $10,386,000

Halapoulivaati Vaitai would save $4,200,000

Jamaal Williams would save $2,750,000

Michael Brockers would save $1,025,000

TL;DR

Made all-time hometown rosters with original 30 NBA teams + 25 new teams to split populated areas and big teams (spreadsheet + map)

Player Pool and Team Pool

I used the top 969 players who have at least 10000 minutes played in their career.

Why 10000 minutes played? Because that's the lower standard set by Basketball-Reference to get on their ABA career leaderboard (15000 MP for NBA). I added George Mikan, because even though he hasn't played enough minutes, he's featured in All-Time ESPN NBARank and Bill Simmons Hall of Fame Pyramid.

I started off with the current 30 teams. To split up the Lakers and Clippers, I gave the Clippers their proposed Inglewood site.

As I looked at the map of player hometowns, I realized that there were:

• some areas that had a lot of players, but few close NBA teams
• some areas that had bloated rosters with too many players

Based off city population and arena size, I added 25 new teams.

• I obviously had to give Seattle their team back
• Birmingham, North Little Rock and Shreveport helped to split up the South
• Pittsburgh and St. Louis were big cities without teams
• Berkeley added to siphon off San Francisco
  • if I add Oakland, it takes away too many players
• Anaheim and Westwood added in Southern California (Clippers & Lakers)
• Winston-Salem and Raleigh to pare down Charlotte
• Lansing to prune Detroit
• 2nd Atlanta team in suburb of College Park
• 2nd Washington team and Baltimore
• 2 more teams in Chicago (Rosemont and South Side) + a team in Gary
• 2nd Indiana team + Louisville & Lexington
• 2nd Philadelphia team in suburb of Wynnewood
• 3 more teams in the New York Area (Newark, Queens and Long Island)

The Method

I started off gathering hometowns due to this fantastic database by Reuben Fischer-Baum ([original article source here](https://deadspin.com/infographics-where-do-pro-basketball-players-come-from-5132615

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

OFFICIAL: Broncos make series of roster transactions to reach 53-man limit

Breaking down the Broncos' initial 2021 53-man roster

Broncos sign 14 players to their practice squad

Practice Squad

• WR Tyrie Cleveland

• WR Seth Williams

• WR Kendall Hinton

• T Drew Himmelman

• T Quinn Bailey

• TE Shaun Beyer

• G/C Austin Schlottmann

• QB Brett Rypien

• RB Damarea Crockett

• DL Marquiss Spencer

• CB Nate Hairston

• LB Barrington Wade

• LB Curtis Robinson

• CB Mac McCain III

Waiver Claims

• DB Mike Ford - Announcement

• RB Nate McCrary - Announcement

Signings

• DL Shamar Stephen - Announcement

• T Cam Fleming - Announcement

Waived

• DE Jonathan Harris - Announcement

• T Quinn Bailey

• TE Shaun Beyer

• WR Tyrie Cleveland

• RB Damarea Crockett

• TE Austin Fort

• T Drew Himmelman

• WR Kendall Hinton

• DT Isaiah Mack

• S Trey Marshall

• CB Mac McCain III

• CB Parnell Motley

• WR De'Mornay Pierson-El

• FB Adam Prentice

• LB Curtis Robinson

• QB Brett Rypien

• G/C Austin Schlottmann

• RB Stevie Scott III

• CB Saivion Smith

• DE Marquiss Spencer

• OLB Derrek Tuszka

• LB Barrington Wade

• WR Seth Williams

Released

• RB Royce Freeman - Announcement

• T Cam Fleming

• CB Nate Hairston

• DL Shamar Stephen

Trades

• Broncos have traded wide receiver Trinity Benson and a 2023 sixth-round pick to the Detroit Lions for 2022 fifth- and seventh-round picks - Announcement

• Broncos have agreed to terms on a trade for 49ers’ linebacker Jonas Griffith an

I know we're all in the in-season mode, but I wanted to share something that I did back in the offseason. A couple of months ago, shortly after the draft, I decided to create a scoring system, called "FFVScore" for all the first-round RB's fantasy success from 2000-2017 to see the chance that the first round RB's from more recent years like Jacobs, CEH, Najee, and ETN would bust or hit. I decided not to include the guys from 2018, 2019, or 2020 drafts just because the way the scoring system is set up would sort of inflate the scores of RB's who were drafted more recently. For example, if I were to calculate the score of Saquon's rookie season, he would have ranked second out of the scores for the 42 first-round RB's from 2000-2017. Because of this, I just decided to wait until RB's were in the league for at least four years before adding them to this "study" thing. So at the end of this season, I'll add Saquon, Rashaad Penny, and Sony Michel and calculate their scores.

Anyway, I decided to break these RB's into five categories to see how the first-rounders faired out in fantasy(PPR):

FFVScores of:0.1-1.5 were labeled as busts1.51-1.99 were labeled as meh2.0-2.5 were labeled as serviceable2.51-2.99 were labeled as good>3 were labeled as elite

Scores of the first-round RB's(from least to greatest):

David Wilson, 2012: 0.2
Trung Canidate, 2000: 0.4
Chris Perry, 2004: 0.5
T.J. Duckett, 2002: 0.84
Donald Brown, 2009: 0.84
William Green, 2002: 0.9
Beanie Wells, 2009: 0.9
Felix Jones, 2008: 0.93
Ron Dayne, 2000: 1.05
Laurence Maroney, 2006: 1.1
Cadillac Williams, 2005: 1.27
Michael Bennett, 2001: 1.4
Rashard Mendenhall, 2008: 1.43

Kevin Jones, 2004: 1.6
Trent Richardson, 2012: 1.63
C.J. Spiller, 2010: 1.63
Jahvid Best, 2010: 1.63
Cedric Benson, 2005: 1.68
Doug Martin, 2012: 1.7
Jonathan Stewart, 2008: 1.73
Knowshon Moreno, 2009: 1.93

Darren McFadden, 2008: 2.1
Willis McGahee, 2003: 2.1
Ryan Matthews, 2010: 2.13
Ronnie Brown, 2005: 2.2
Joseph Addai, 2006: 2.27
DeAngelo Williams, 2006: 2.28T
homas Jones, 2000: 2.45

Mark Ingram II, 2011: 2.5
Larry Johnson, 2003: 2.56
Leonard Fournette, 2017: 2.65
Reggie Bush, 2006: 2.74
Chris Johnson, 2008: 2.78
Deuce McAllister, 2001: 2.8
Jamal Lewis, 2000: 2.8
Christian McCaffrey, 2017: 2.9
Melvin Gordon III, 2015: 2.93
Todd Gurley II, 2015: 2.93

Marshawn Lynch, 2007: 3.01
Steven Jackson, 2004: 3.11
Shaun Alexander, 2000: 3.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

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3. Aline Rocha, ARIA LYRIC – Preach feat. Aria Lyric (DJ Spen & Reelsoul Remix) 08:13 123bpm Bm
4. Ambrosia – Lean On Me Remix (Joeflame Remix) 07:52 124bpm F
5. Ananda Project, Terrance Downs – Where Do You Come From (DJ Spen & Gary Hudgins Journey Into Dubland Mix) 05:50 125bpm Dbm
6. Andrés – Welcoming Committee (Original Mix) 08:27 123bpm B min
7. Andrew De la Foix, Nya Li – Possibility feat. Nya Li (Andy & Dave Remix) 07:04 124bpm Dm
8. Antonio Ocasio – Someday You’ll Find, What You Dream About 06:37 126bpm Fmaj
9. Arnaud D, Missfly – Honey Love (Club Mix) 07:47 124bpm Dm
10. Ash Lauryn – Life Is Back (Kai Alce Life is Sweet Interpretation) 06:01 125bpm Dm
11. Babs Presents – Telling Each Others Story (Original Mix) 07:07 123bpm Bb
12. Bain – Understanding feat. Kendra Glenn (Micky More & Andy Tee Cimba Mix) 06:36 121bpm Gbm
13. Blaze, Louie Vega – Joshua’s Jam (DJ ERV Rework) 09:52 124bpm Ab
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17. Candice Hoyes – Zoras’s Moon (Natasha Diggs Remix) 08:08 122bpm Dm
18. Carl H, Venessa Jackson, CKP – Deeper (Original Mix) 06:44 124bpm Db
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20. Chip E, Bobby Lewis, Myk Dubz, Message In The Music – Lift Me Up (Todd Terry Mix) 05:44 124bpm F min
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22. Danny Clark, Andrea Love, Jay Benham – Call It Done (Doruk Ozlen Vocal Mix) 07:31 125bpm G
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He’s the new temp.

1. The Netflix holiday movies contain many cross-overs and nods to each other. For instance, in The Knight Before Christmas, Madison holds an acorn ornament that she says her parents picked up on "their trip to Aldovia" — calling back to the acorn ornament in the Christmas Prince movies.
2. Meanwhile, A Christmas Prince's Amber and Richard (and their baby) actually attend Margaret's coronation in The Princess Switch 2.
3. And Count Simon pops up in The Princess Switch 3.
4. Plus, two characters from The Princess Switch — Frank and Ms. Donatelli — show up in A Castle For Christmas, apparently on a couple's vacation.
5. The signs in the background of The Muppet Christmas Carol are full of Easter eggs — for instance, Grapes Tavern is a real place Charles Dickens frequented, Statler and Waldorf refers to the famous muppets who play the Marleys in this movie, and Micklewhite's refers to Michael Caine's birth name.
6. Elf features a bunch of references to other iconic Christmas movies. Buddy's costume is a nod to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
7. And the snowman Buddy talks to is another Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer homage.
8. Gimbels, where Buddy gets a job, was a real store but it closed years before the movie's release — its inclusion was a nod to the role the store plays in Miracle on 34th Street.
9. In Arthur Christmas, Steve steps on a Shaun the Sheep doll, another Aardman Animations character.
10. In Gremlins, one of the titular creatures emerges from a pile of stuffed toys, including an E.T. doll — the scene references the soft toy moment in E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, which was also produced by Steven Spielberg.
11. Speaking of Spielberg, he has a cameo in the movie, along with composer Jerry Goldsmith.
12. In It's a Wonderful Life, Zuzu's name is taken from a cookie that was popular at the time — Zu Zu Gingersnaps, which George references when he calls his daughter "my little gingersnap."
13. In How the Grinch Stole Christmas, there's a Horton statue on the clock tower, a nod to another Dr. Seuss title, Horton Hears a Who.
14. Director Ron Howard also has a cameo in the movie.
15. In The Santa Clause, there are elves hidden amongst the children — apparently keeping tabs on Scott and Charlie after their first North Pole visit.
16. And there are Mickey Mouse images hidden in scenes throughout the whole Santa Clause series.
17. In the original Miracle on 34th Street, the reindeer are listed as Kris Kringle's next of kin — including Donder's correct na

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!