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If JDM didn’t happen, who would you cast as Negan?

I think after watching Jon Hamm in Baby Driver, he would’ve been a solid second choice. The guy literally stole the show in his scenes, especially snapping when his girlfriend got killed. If Jon Hamm didn’t work out, Michael Shannon would be my third pick.

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February 2022: Podium Audio Releases

AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER

DAY TITLE SERIES, BOOK # AUTHOR(S) NARRATOR(S)
1st Arcane Era Rise of the Combat Mage 1 Darren Hultberg Jr Robert Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
Awoken from the Deep Venora Mates 3 Octavia Kore J.F. Harding
Bad Influencer standalone Kenzie Reed Stephanie Nemeth-Parker, Nelson Hobbs
Black Squadron standalone Michael Stephen Fuchs R.C. Bray
Chasing Hell Rise of the Peacemakers 7 Peter J. Aldin James Anderson Foster
Enchanting the Dragon Lord Kingdoms of Lore 3 Alisha Klapheke Caitlin Kelly, Gary Furlong
Frenetic Arcane Mage Series 4 T.S. Snow Tristan James, Aletha George
Hedgewitch Spellmonger 14 Terry Mancour John Lee
Horizon Protocol A Jackson Stone Thriller 1 Brandon Ellis, Max Wolfe George Newbern
Indomitable The Navy of Humanity: Wasp Squadron 5 Jonathan P Brazee Angela Dawe
Isle of the Undead Darkthorn Academy 4 Robyn Wideman, Shannon Wideman Vikas Adam
Kensei: Rebirth of the Sword Saint, Volume 1 Kensei 1, 2 DB King Neil Hellegers
Pieces of Divinity The Game of Gods 4 Joshua Kern Ramon de Ocampo
Quick Change Volume 3: Summoner Quick Change 3 C.T. O'Leary Joshua Story
Real Players Never Lose The Boys 3 Micalea Smeltzer Iggy Toma, Kasha Kensington
Reincarnated as the Last of my Kind: Volume 3 Reincarnated as the Last of My Kind 3 Kiri Komori Cassandra Morris, Graham Halstead
Sandstorm Street Rats of Aramoor 4 Michael Wisehart Tim Gerard Reynolds
The Conqueror of Zones Dual Sword God 4 Shadowsfinger Kevin T. Collins
[The Path of Eternal War](https://ww
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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November 2021: Podium Audiobook Releases

If there are any errors, omissions, or mistakes on this page, please contact us through private message with the issue and we will make adjustments as needed.

Out Now:

Day Title Series, Book # Author(s) Narrator(s)
30th Combustion standalone Elia Winters Kylie Stewart, Joel Froomkin
Courts and Cabals 3 Courts and Cabals 3 G.S. D'Moore Jay Alder
Final Odyssey The Soldier 3 Vaughn Heppner Marc Vietor
Freedom Featherstone Academy 5 KC Kean Aaron Shedlock, Hollie Jackson
Hold the Line: A LitRPG Dungeon Core Adventure War Core 1 Dean Henegar Luke Daniels
How to Mars standalone David Ebenbach Gary Furlong, Tim Campbell, Gary Tiedemann, Laura Petersen, Gemma Brayden, Avi Roque
Long Game Vegas Aces 2 Lisa Suzanne Summer Roberts
Lyel Mail-Order Brides of Crakair 6 Ava Ross Teddy Hamilton, Tawnia Murray
Magnus the Vast Dokiri Brides 4 Denali Day Shane East
Monster Mansion 2 Monster Mansion 2 Dante King C.J. Mission
Natural Magic The Last Magus 1 DB King Alex Knox
Songsmith Witch World: High Hallack Cycle 7 Andre Norton, A.C. Crispin Adjoa Andoh
Stolen by a Billionaire 2 Stolen by a Billionaire 2 Miss J. Morae Brehon, Leon Nixon, Benjamin Charles
Taken Bride The Secret Bride 3 Alta Hensley Lance Greenfield, Amanda Stribling
The Boy Next Door The Next Door Duet 2 Jennifer Sucevic James Anderson Foster, Kelsey Navarro
The Fossil 3 Secrets of Mars 3 Joshua T. Calvert Jonathan Davis
The Path Through the Heavens The Heavenly Throne 6 Yuri Ajin Kirby Heyborne
The Reincarnated Core Volume 4 Towers of Acalia 4 Atlas Kane Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
23rd [Apocalypse: Fairy System](https://www.audible.com/pd/Apocalyp
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(What If...?) Spider-Man Noir?
  • Jake Gyllenhaal as Detective Peter Parker/Spider-Man
  • Michael Shannon as Norman Osborn/The Goblin of The Night
  • Karen Gillian as Mary Jane Watson
  • Mark Hamill as Detective Benjamin Parker
  • Jon Hamm as Dr. Otto Octavius

Peter Parker is a detective working for his Uncle's agency. After he gains Spider powers, he decides to investigate Oscorp Industries, leading to his Uncle's assassination. Now, he must figure out who the mysterious "Goblin of the Night" is, and at the same time, avenge his uncle....

Final Battle: Spider-Man fights The Goblin, Goblin is defeated.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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BFFL Week 14 (Championship Weekend!)

#BFFL Week 14 (Championship Weekend!)

#Sunny Day League Championship

#2. The Food Pyramid vs. 1. Atwater's Avengers

Pos. The Food Pyramid Score Score Atwater's Avengers Pos.
QB Hans R. Dirtywashum 22 48 Nestor Carpenter QB
TERB Whitney Singh 22 19 Kiesha Phillips TERB
WR Baloney Maloney 9 4 Neal Smith WR
WR Babs Bratwurst 2 7 Maria Luna WR
FLEX Judy Abwunza 21 14 Sonja Hagen FLEX
FLEX Nutzy Nussbaum 25 11 Patsy Clinehurst WR
DEF Lions 29.5 21.5 Rams DEF
K Annie Frazier 2 0 Ricky Johnson K
-- TOTAL 132.5 124.5 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH Pos.
TE Ricky Williams 2 2 George Anderson WR
WR Pickles Peterson 12 3 Cathy Benitez WR
WR Petunia Young 3 2 Debby Nagasawa WR
DEF Melonheads 9 15.5 Cardinals DEF

#Chuck Downfield League Championship

#3. Tyler's Dragons vs. 4. Woodchuckys

Pos. Tyler's Dragons Score Score Woodchuckys Pos.
QB Nestor Carpenter 48 41 Donovan McNabb QB
TERB Travis Diamond 4 14 Needle Haystack TERB
WR Knuckles McGhee 13 10 Mindy Weaver WR
WR Cathy Benitez 3 34 Belinda Winters WR
FLEX Nancy Martin 48 22 Victor Jones FLEX
FLEX Stinky Steiner 19 25 Nutzy Nussbaum FLEX
DEF Monsters 24.5 14.5 Browns DEF
K Cathy Benitez 0 1 Lorrie Peters K
-- TOTAL 159.5 161.5 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH Pos.
QB Bert Nicholson 27 0 Marky Dubois TE
RB Cade McNown 0 11 Chucky Flinder QB
WR Petunia Young 3 19 Steve McNair WR
DEF Fishes 8 2 Babs Bratwurst WR

#Sunny Day League Third Place Game

#3. Outside Runslingers vs. 4. Four Piece McNuggets

Pos. Outside Runslingers Score Score Four Piece McNuggets Pos.
QB Ben None 27 16 Debra Hannigan QB
TERB Pablo Sanchez 17 4 Travis Diamond TERB
WR Victor Jones 22 13 Knuckles McGhee WR
WR Omar Stephano 29 12 Ernie Steele WR
FLEX Brett Favre 13 41 Donovan McNabb FLEX
FLEX Stinky Steiner 19 12 Michelle Hall FLEX
DEF Colts 14 14.5 Browns DEF
K Lance Lundergaard 2 0 Cathy Benitez K
-- TOTAL 143 112.5 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH Pos.
QB Tony Delvecchio 30 5 Betty Houstan QB
WR Renee Matthews 21 0 Cade McNown RB
WR Lance Lundergaard 21 6 Andres Ibsen TE
DEF Monsters 24.5 19 Steve McNair WR

#Chuck Downfield League Third Place Game

#2.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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Geometry sucks
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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2021-22 Big 12 Preseason Rankings

Hey everyone! I do these conference rankings every year so it's finally that time when rosters are more or less set for the upcoming season. This one is focused on the Big 12 with the SEC, Big Ten, Pac-12, Big East, and ACC already up. As always happy to here your opinions, thoughts, suggestions, etc.

Also, I have * next to players who are injured for the start of the 2021-22 season or else likely to miss some time do to other issues

The Big 12 is perhaps the deepest conference top to bottom. Kansas is my preseason Big 12 favorite but Texas and Baylor are hot on their heels. Kansas returns 4 of their 5 starters and adds Remy Martin, Joe Yesufu, JCL, Cam Martin and some Top-100 freshmen. Bill Self has another Final Four caliber team. Texas went and got Chris Beard who did an excellent job filling out the roster with high powered transfers. Maybe this roster takes some time to gel but they could go 11 deep next year and they have scorers at every position. Baylor, the reigning national champs, are probably being underrated (myself included). Scott Drew got James Akinjo to be his next talented PG and guys like Flagler, Mayer, and JTT are primed to lead along with several top end freshmen. Texas Tech lost Beard but Mark Adams has not missed a beat this offseason. Kevin Obanor will join returning players Terrence Shannon, Kevin McCullar, and MSS to form a solid tourney team that could be a dark horse Big 12 title contender. Oklahoma State loses #1 draft pick Cade Cunningham but returns everyone else plus some promising transfers. West Virginia loses Deuce McBride and Culver but Huggy Bear will be just fine in Morgantown. Oklahoma replaces Kruger with Porter Morser, former Loyola Chicago coach who brought in several impact transfers. TCU brings in 8 transfers and should have a different and more talented overall roster than last year. I expect OU to make the tourney, but TCU will probably be NIT bound. ISU and KSU bring up the rear but neither team is as bad as other P6 bottom feeders. Both teams should win some games and ISU has the most intriguing freshman to me in Tyrese Hunter. Otzelberger will bring ISU back, maybe not this season but soon.

Tier Rankings are as follows:

Tier 1 (Big 12 Favorites) - Kansas, Texas, Baylor

Tier 2 (Tourney Teams) - Texas Tech, Oklahoma State, West Virginia

Tier 3 (Bubble Teams/NIT) - Oklahoma, TCU

Tier 4 (No Man's Land) - Iowa State, Kansas State

Here are my rankings (but keep in mind the t

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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Orion's belt
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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Duckduckgo
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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BFFL Week 13 Scoreboard (Playoffs Round 3!)

#BFFL Week 13 Scoreboard (Playoffs Round 3)

-- scores in italics are projected scores

-- scores in bold are actual scores

#Sunny Day League Winner's Bracket

#1. Atwater's Avengers vs. 4. Four Piece McNuggets

(Winner goes to championship, loser goes to third place game)

Pos. Atwater's Avengers Score Score Four Piece McNuggets Pos.
QB Nestor Carpenter 38 35 Debra Hannigan QB
TERB Joshua Marriott 34 8 Travis Diamond TERB
WR Neal Smith 34 15 Knuckles McGhee WR
WR Cathy Benitez 12 0 Ernie Steele WR
FLEX Debby Nagasawa 40 17 Donovan McNabb FLEX
FLEX Ben Olds 0 9 Steve McNair FLEX
DEF Rams 27 19 Browns DEF
K Ricky Johnson 0 1 Cathy Benitez K
-- TOTAL 185 104 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH Pos.
WR George Anderson 9 17 Betty Houstan QB
WR Maria Luna 12 0 Cade McNown RB
TE Lisa Crocket 2 1 Andres Ibsen TE
DEF Cardinals 21.5 18 Michelle Hall WR

#Chuck Downfield League Winner's Bracket

#4. Woodchuckys vs. 1. X Marcus the Spot

(Winner goes to championship, loser goes to third place game)

Pos. Woodchuckys Score Score X Marcus The Spot Pos.
QB Chucky Flinder 12 43 Ben None QB
TERB Needle Haystack 10 11 Jevon Kearse TERB
WR Mindy Weaver 30 18 Marcus Weiss WR
WR Belinda Winters 18 18 Michelle Hall WR
FLEX Victor Jones 53 24 Mikey Thomas FLEX
FLEX Donovan McNabb 17 34 Neal Smith FLEX
DEF Browns 19 9.5 Colts DEF
K Lorrie Peters 2 2 Cisco Kidd K
-- TOTAL 161 159.5 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH Pos.
TE Marky Dubois 16 22 Judy Abwunza QB
WR Nutzy Nussbaum 7 16 Patsy Clinehurst WR
WR Steve McNair 9 0 Whitney Singh RB
WR Babs Bratwurst 7 21.5 Cardinals DEF

#Sunny Day League Loser's Bracket

#7. T-Boz vs. 5. Minty Pickles

(Winner goes to 5th place game, loser goes to Ultimate Loser Bowl)

Pos. T-Boz Score Score Minty Pickles Pos.
QB Amy Bostwick 39 14 Dante Robinson QB
TERB Mohammed Springsteen 13 4 Reese Worthington TERB
WR Frankie McDoogle 27 19 Horace Young WR
WR Evan Lindstrom 5 15 Dwight Frye WR
FLEX Drew Bledsoe 12 21 Andy Gibbons FLEX
FLEX Daphne Farrington 3 10 Jimmy Rockfish FLEX
DEF Armadillos 14 21 Redskins DEF
K David Wilco 3 6 Daisy Dewchester K
-- TOTAL 116 110 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH
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BFFL Week 12 Scoreboard (Playoffs Round 2!)

#BFFL Week 12 Scoreboard (Playoffs Round 3!)

-- scores in italics are projected scores

-- scores in bold are actual scores

#Sunny Day League Playoffs

#2. The Food Pyramid vs. 4. Four Piece McNuggets (Winner advances to Championship)

Pos. The Food Pyramid Score Score Four Piece McNuggets Pos.
QB Hans R. Dirtywashum 41 30 Debra Hannigan QB
TERB Chico Pappas 13 10 Travis Diamond TERB
WR Baloney Maloney 12 31 Knuckles McGhee WR
WR Babs Bratwurst 13 26 Ernie Steele WR
FLEX Judy Abwunza 45 8 Betty Houstan FLEX
FLEX Pickles Peterson 10 25 Michelle Hall FLEX
DEF Lions 16 17 Browns DEF
K Annie Frazier 3 3 Cathy Benitez K
-- TOTAL 153 150 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH Pos.
TE Ricky Williams 7 13 Donovan McNabb QB
WR Nutzy Nussbaum 15 0 Cade McNown RB
WR Petunia Young 13 8 Andres Ibsen TE
DEF Melonheads 13.5 15 Steve McNair WR

#1. Atwater's Avengers vs. 3. Outside Runslingers (Elimination game!)

Pos. Atwater's Avengers Score Score Outside Runslingers Pos.
QB Nestor Carpenter 37 14 Ben None QB
TERB Lisa Crocket 9 9 Pablo Sanchez TERB
WR Neal Smith 22 32 Victor Jones WR
WR Ben Olds 21 28 Omar Stephano WR
FLEX Cathy Benitez 13 11 Brett Favre FLEX
FLEX George Anderson 15 16 Stinky Steiner FLEX
DEF Rams 22.5 22 Colts DEF
K Ricky Johnson 1 1 Lance Lundergaard K
-- TOTAL 140.5 133 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH Pos.
QB Debby Nagasawa 13 19 Tony Delvecchio QB
WR Maria Luna 13 3 Renee Matthews WR
WR Oliver Ramierez 5 0 Lance Lundergaard WR
DEF Cardinals 6.5 13.5 Monsters DEF

#Chuck Downfield League Playoffs

#3. Tyler's Dragons vs. #4 WoodChuckys (Winner advances to Championship!)

Pos. Tyler's Dragons Score Score WoodChuckys Pos.
QB Nestor Carpenter 37 27 Chucky Flinder QB
TERB Travis Diamond 10 15 Needle Haystack TERB
WR Knuckles McGhee 31 15 Mindy Weaver WR
WR Cathy Benitez 13 19 Belinda Winters WR
FLEX Nancy Martin 21 32 Victor Jones FLEX
FLEX Stinky Steiner 16 13 Babs Bratwurst FLEX
DEF Fishes 19 17 Browns DEF
K Cathy Benitez 3 2 Lorrie Peters K
-- TOTAL 150 140 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH Pos.
QB Bert Nicholson 22 1 Marky Dubois TE
RB Cade McNown *
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BFFL Week 11 Scoreboard (Playoffs Round 1!)

#BFFL Week 11 - Playoffs Round 1!

-- scores in italics are projected scores

-- scores in bold are actual scores

#Sunny Day League Playoffs

#1. Atwater's Avengers (8-2) vs. 4. Four Piece McNuggets (6-4)

Pos. Atwater's Avengers Score Score Four Piece McNuggets Pos.
QB Nestor Carpenter 26 18 Debra Hannigan QB
TERB Lisa Crocket 2 11 Travis Diamond TERB
WR Neal Smith 14 20 Knuckles McGhee WR
WR Maria Luna 12 6 Ernie Steele WR
FLEX Debby Nagasawa 17 18 Steve McNair FLEX
FLEX Oliver Ramierez 13 44 Donovan McNabb FLEX
DEF Rams 21 16 Browns DEF
K Ricky Johnson 4 0 Cathy Benitez K
-- TOTAL 109 133 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH Pos.
TE Kiesha Phillips 3 11 Betty Houstan QB
WR Cathy Benitez 6 0 Cade McNown RB
WR George Anderson 0 0 Andres Ibsen TE
DEF Cardinals 16 32 Michelle Hall WR

#2. The Food Pyramid (5-5) vs. 3. Outside Runslingers (6-4)

Pos. The Food Pyramid Score Score Outside Runslingers Pos.
QB Hans R. Dirtywashum 33 8 Ben None QB
TERB J.J. Shetland 14 11 Pablo Sanchez TERB
WR Baloney Maloney 14 23 Victor Jones WR
WR Babs Bratwurst 1 14 Omar Stephano WR
FLEX Judy Abwunza 18 40 Brett Favre FLEX
FLEX Pickles Peterson 36 13 Star Moonbeam FLEX
DEF Melonheads 17 17.5 Colts DEF
K Annie Frazier 1 6 Lance Lundergaard K
-- TOTAL 134 132.5 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH Pos.
RB Ricky Williams 0 15 Tony Delvecchio QB
WR Nutzy Nussbaum 13 12 Renee Matthews WR
WR Petunia Young 23 4 Lance Lundergaard WR
DEF Titans 21 14.5 Monsters DEF

#Chuck Downfield League Playoffs

#1. X Marcus the Spot (7-3) vs. 4. Woodchuckys (5-5)

Pos. X Marcus The Spot Score Score Woodchuckys Pos.
QB Ben None 8 42 Chucky Flinder QB
TERB Star Moonbeam 13 8 Needle Haystack TERB
WR Marcus Weiss 28 29 Mindy Weaver WR
WR Neal Smith 14 38 Belinda Winters WR
FLEX Mikey Thomas 12 23 Victor Jones FLEX
FLEX Michelle Hall 32 44 Donovan McNabb FLEX
DEF Colts 17.5 16 Browns DEF
K Cisco Kidd 1 3 Lorrie Peters K
-- TOTAL 125.5 203 TOTAL --
Pos. BENCH -- -- BENCH Pos.
QB Judy Abwunza 18 5 Stephanie Morgan TE
RB Chico Pappas 0 13 Nutzy Nussbaum WR
TE Andres Ibsen 0 18 S
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