Sham (horse) Puns

My mom is pretty and my dad is not good looking. It was not something I even thought about but one asshole went through my insta found pictures of me with my parents and then started make fun of me for being a child of rich ugly guy and his trophy wife. It was really awful and a lot of people made fun of me and even my friends would casually poke at me about it. I defended my parents because I knew that they loved each other.

I have not really talked about this with them but I am close to my aunt and I was whining about something that happened that day. She said they were idiots but I was old enough to know that it was kinda true. She told me that mom was reluctant to go out with him at first and then did convince herself to go out with him because he was rich.

I feel like such an idiot, I thought they loved each other and I was so confident about it. I was mean to a lot of my friends and it is true, Their marriage is a sham. I really fucking hate this. That night, I was kinda quiet but when dad asked me why I was so quiet and I don't know I just expolded and yelled at them about what aunt had told me. I said aunt had told me how their relationship had actually started and It had fucked me up. Mom looked guilty and I knew it was true, I have not been talking to my parents. I know my parents are really sad about this but I just feel like an huge idiot who couldn't see what was before her. I feel so horrible, I really wish my aunt hadn't told me this and I just feel so fucked up right now.

EDIT : I will be 16 next week

Who do you guys think are better at shamming? Specialists/ E-4’s or Warrant Officers?

I’m bored and want to hear some of the best shamming stories you guys have

The 19-21 Celtics have indicated to rival teams that they want to build around Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown — and have no interest to split up the two All-Star forwards right now, sources said. The Celtics appear open for business around other players on the roster. Boston engaged with the 76ers before the season about a potential Simmons deal, but showed no inclination to move Brown.

https://theathletic.com/3060724/2022/01/10/update-on-ben-simmons-trade-talks-frustrated-hawks-star-john-collins-a-possible-match-nba-news-and-notes?source=user-shared-article

I spend a lot of time on my kdrive, Its forma'd up fully modded out and can get me into the leaderboard on a lot of kdrive races. I've recently picked up Yareli and was excited to try out some of the Kdrive methods I've picked up and hopefully finish my "kdrive 1 million meters" achievement.

Apparently Merulina does not count as a kdrive? It does not progress the achievement when I ride on it, but what's worse in every way is you can't add kdrive mods to Merulina????? I've also noticed my Magus drive arcane straight up doesn't work when using yareli. I know she isn't a good warframe for fighting already but for being the "kdrive warframe" she is surprisingly lacking

They're all packed and ready to go, they're at the gate now, and they're off.

EDIT: Thankyou everyone for getting me through this Friday these puns have been ridiculously on form except the one guy that tried to offer counselling advice on a joke thread 🙈

The stable economy!

My name is Mansoor Shams. In 2000, I joined the U.S. Marines Corps. I served for four years and attained the rank of corporal. Overall, I had a great experience in the Marines. However, after 9/11, I endured calls of “terrorist” and “Taliban” from some comrades.

Why? It’s because I am a practicing Muslim. My family moved to the US when I was six years old to escape religious persecution.

After my experience in the Marines, I started MuslimMarine.org, a website dedicated to combating hate, bigotry, and Islamophobia through education, conversation and dialogue. I even went to 25 different states across the country carrying the sign: “I’m a Muslim and US Marine, ask anything.” I am excited to do the same with you today right here on Reddit. Ask away!

PROOF: https://i.redd.it/rm606hltc9z71.jpg