My friend got a job in Seoul

Yeah, he's very Korea Oriented.

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Seoul, Korea is a very beautiful place.

Thereโ€™s a Park everywhere I look!

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I've been offered a job in Seoul

Will it be a good Korea move?

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I start my new job in Seoul next week....

I hope it's a good Korea move.

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Why is North Korea so evil?

Because they have no Seoul.

Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I canโ€™t take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but Iโ€™m sure heโ€™d be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter itโ€™s brought.

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Iโ€™m going to open a KPOP themed discotheque....

.... and Iโ€™m going to call it, โ€œSeoul Trainโ€.

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I met my wife in Korea. I knew right away..

She was my Seoul mate.

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My best friend is Korean

He is my Seoul mate.

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Why is North Korea bad at jazz

Because they lack Seoul

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Why are K-Pop groups good at dancing?

They know all the Korea-graphy

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Why did the Doctor desert to Kim Jong-Unโ€™s regime?

He wanted a change of Korea

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My boss fired me for cracking to many Asian jokes.

It ended my Korea.

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A friend of of mine opened a business in South Korea.

Heโ€™s a Seoul proprietor.

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What do you call a Korean restaurant in the hood?

Seoul food.

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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

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So if North Korea succeeded in invading South Korea....

would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?

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I can't wait for the Korean blues singer to come to town!

I hear his sound is very Seoulful and reminiscent of the 70โ€™s.

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What city do vampires hate most?

Seoul, Korea

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If South Korea ever has a natural disaster, you really should donate money to them.

It's good for the Seoul.

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I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.

While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.

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Korean foot peels

Are food for the seoul

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What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?

Hey, Seoul Sister!

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Some American BBQ is considered soul food, whereas some Korean BBQ would be...

Seoul Food

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If you find yourself a bit down or lost go to Korea

It's the best place to do a bit of Seoul searching

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My dad suggested I travel the world to discover more about myself.

So I went Seoul searching.

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I like Korean music

It has a lot of Seoul

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I canโ€™t believe Kim Jon Un wants to nuke South Korea

Does he have no Seoul

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Did you hear about Godzilla in Korea?

Residents described events as Seoul-crushing.

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What kind of music do they listen to in South Korea?

Seoul

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What do Koreans and African Americans have in common?

They both like Seoul food.

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Why are Koreans so good at making fried chicken?

Because its Seoul food

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I've decided to go to South Korea to find love...

I'm determined to find my Seoul mate.

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My friend went to the capital of South Korea on business and fell in love!

She found her Seoul-mate!

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Have any of you seen Billy Joelโ€™s documentary on South Korea?

Itโ€™s all about Seoul

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My friend went with a tour group to the capital of South Korea and got lost amongst the crowd...

It took a little Seoul searching, but he eventually found his way.

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I've fallen in love with a Korean ...

I think I've found my Seoul Mate ^^

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Kim Jong Unโ€™s historic trip to South Korea is the first by any North Korean leader.

About time he got on the Seoul Train

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My dad texts me jokes about once a week. Here are about 30 of my favorites.
  • What's the difference between mononucleosis and herpes? You get mono from snatching kisses.

  • If you were to lose your left arm, you'd be all right.

  • Why can't you hear a pteradactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

  • Communists only write in lower-case letters because they hate capitalism.

  • I got a new job at the police sketching pictures of suspects. I'm a con artist.

  • Cat Woman's real name is Catherine Woman.

  • I have a new cat joke. ...Just kitt'en.

  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints. *

  • Did you hear about the two men who stole a calendar? They got six months each.

  • I just saw an Apple store get robbed. Does that make me an iWitness?

  • Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

  • I'm moving to Seoul. I was told it would be a good Korea move.

  • Did you hear about the professor who was killed in a car accident? He was grading papers on a curve.

  • Why isn't an iPhone charger called Apple Juice?

  • Ever try to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

  • When Peter Pan throws punches, they Never Land.

  • I was struggling to understand how lightning works, but then it struck me.

  • Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too.

  • Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and then follow up with, "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

  • I'm going to make a TV series about a plane hijacking. We just shot the pilot.

  • Would you call a drunk working at an upholstery a recovering alcoholic?

  • Yesterday I got covered in ketchup from my head tomatoes.

  • Even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years. I just can't part with it.

  • Picture of my sister after getting her nose pierced "She nose something!"

  • I went to the dentist and showed him my cavity. He told me to pull up my pants and get the hell out.

  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It was okay - he woke up.

  • So what if I can't spell armageddon. It's not the end of the world.

  • When you get an infection, urine trouble.

  • "Hey waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!" "Yes, sir; it's fresh ground."

  • How did the butcher introduce his wife? "Meat Patty."

  • Elton John is a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.

  • Elton John wrote a tribute to Amy Winehouse: Candle Under the Spoon *

  • What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke. *

*My absolut

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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What do you call a guy who lives in the capital of South Korea?

๐ŸŽถ He's a Seoul man! ๐ŸŽถ

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My boss fired me for cracking too many Asian jokes.

It ended my Korea.

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Why North korea and south Korea's relationship didn't work?

Because North doesn't have a Seoul

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I met the woman of my dreams in Korea

She's my Seoul mate

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Why is North Korea evil?

Because it has no Seoul.

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Why north korean don't like jazz music ?

Because they don't have Seoul !

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Whatโ€™s the difference between North and South Korea?

North Korea has no Seoul...!

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Why doesn't the capital of South Korea have any redheads?

Because Seoul has no gingers.

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