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A list of puns related to "Seoul"
Yeah, he's very Korea Oriented.
Thereβs a Park everywhere I look!
Will it be a good Korea move?
I hope it's a good Korea move.
Because they have no Seoul.
Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I canβt take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but Iβm sure heβd be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter itβs brought.
.... and Iβm going to call it, βSeoul Trainβ.
She was my Seoul mate.
He is my Seoul mate.
Because they lack Seoul
They know all the Korea-graphy
He wanted a change of Korea
It ended my Korea.
Heβs a Seoul proprietor.
Seoul food.
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?
I hear his sound is very Seoulful and reminiscent of the 70βs.
Seoul, Korea
It's good for the Seoul.
While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.
Are food for the seoul
Hey, Seoul Sister!
Seoul Food
It's the best place to do a bit of Seoul searching
So I went Seoul searching.
It has a lot of Seoul
Does he have no Seoul
Residents described events as Seoul-crushing.
Seoul
They both like Seoul food.
Because its Seoul food
I'm determined to find my Seoul mate.
She found her Seoul-mate!
Itβs all about Seoul
It took a little Seoul searching, but he eventually found his way.
I think I've found my Seoul Mate ^^
About time he got on the Seoul Train
What's the difference between mononucleosis and herpes? You get mono from snatching kisses.
If you were to lose your left arm, you'd be all right.
Why can't you hear a pteradactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
Communists only write in lower-case letters because they hate capitalism.
I got a new job at the police sketching pictures of suspects. I'm a con artist.
Cat Woman's real name is Catherine Woman.
I have a new cat joke. ...Just kitt'en.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints. *
Did you hear about the two men who stole a calendar? They got six months each.
I just saw an Apple store get robbed. Does that make me an iWitness?
Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
I'm moving to Seoul. I was told it would be a good Korea move.
Did you hear about the professor who was killed in a car accident? He was grading papers on a curve.
Why isn't an iPhone charger called Apple Juice?
Ever try to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
When Peter Pan throws punches, they Never Land.
I was struggling to understand how lightning works, but then it struck me.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too.
Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and then follow up with, "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
I'm going to make a TV series about a plane hijacking. We just shot the pilot.
Would you call a drunk working at an upholstery a recovering alcoholic?
Yesterday I got covered in ketchup from my head tomatoes.
Even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years. I just can't part with it.
Picture of my sister after getting her nose pierced "She nose something!"
I went to the dentist and showed him my cavity. He told me to pull up my pants and get the hell out.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It was okay - he woke up.
So what if I can't spell armageddon. It's not the end of the world.
When you get an infection, urine trouble.
"Hey waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!" "Yes, sir; it's fresh ground."
How did the butcher introduce his wife? "Meat Patty."
Elton John is a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.
Elton John wrote a tribute to Amy Winehouse: Candle Under the Spoon *
What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke. *
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It ended my Korea.
Because North doesn't have a Seoul
She's my Seoul mate
Because it has no Seoul.
Because they don't have Seoul !
North Korea has no Seoul...!
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