Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
feels shirt fabric
It is now.
Personally, I find it a-pollen.
They're always over reacting
I replied, “so just a dollop of daisies?”
She's my trans sister
Denim, denim, denim.
What’s stomata with you?
She sure has a lot of photos in thesis.
Ready, set, grow!
A plant that waters itself.
If you haven’t botany.
Apparently COVID-19 causes olfactory loss
I told him to grow a pear and try it out.
They use a xylem-phone
Hmm...the plot thickens.
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
Because Bill withers when there´s no sunshine.
It was the wurst case scenario.
No harm because no fowl
His job was soda pressing.
It photo-sympathizes.
It’s my retirement hedge fund.
But I knew I’d end up with too much Thyme on my hands
It can cause lemon AIDS.
The story is likely a fabrication.
According to him, their first date was "A Casual tea"..
I said I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips.
but you've probably never heard of herbivore!!
Because theres less stigma to stamen.
Nuclear powered plant
Sorry, I've got florets
The olfactory.
if you haven't botany.
if you haven’t botany.
If you haven't botany.
