Dad, when watching basketball and a Croatian or Serbian guy's name comes up on screen-

Too bad.. spelled that guy's name wrong. Must've been outta vowels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawn_wrangler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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National Dad Conference

Speaker: β€œI'm glad you could all make it”

Whole crowd: in unison β€œHi glad you could all make it, We're dad”

Speaker: Puts up a pic of ID on big screen showing legal name is "glad you could all make it"

entire conference loses their shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightHaveDone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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After rewatching β€œThe Sixth Sense”, I finally figured out the ending.

All the names scrolling on the screen were people involved in the movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Color Pun Riddles

Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?

A: Call the plumber.


Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?

A: Go to the fuchsia box.


Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?

A: Make them do limeout.


Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?

A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.


(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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My dad gets the internet.

So I was talking to my friend on Skype, and my dad walks up,

"Hey, (friend's name), be careful. Teddifus has a cold and I think he coughed on the screen. You might get a computer virus."

Gold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeddifusCorn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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[Request] Short Phone Puns

My phone displays a line of text at the top, even when the screen is off. Rather than have it show something boring like my name, I thought a pun would be cool.

Needs to be short. Otherwise, let's get some punny puns r/puns! (sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamessuperfun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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Much like everyone else, my dad's quotes were made for this subreddit

While watching golf, some golfer named Chris Wood came on the screen.

Dad: "Hey, any of you guys know his brother, Stiff?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bromosapien234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2013
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Macy Day Parade DadJoke

Watching the Macy's Day Parade. Some band with Dancers come on the screen.

Me- Wow, these dancers are very out of sync with each other.

Dad- That's why they are not named NSYNC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZekeEasy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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[national dad conference]

Speaker: I'm glad you could all make it

Whole crowd: in unison hi glad you could all make it We're dad

Speaker: Puts up a pic of ID on big screen showing legal name is "glad you could all make it"

entire conference loses their shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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