A list of puns related to "Scott Erskine"
Game Title: Nobody Saves the World
Platforms:
Trailers:
Developer: DrinkBox Studios
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 80 average - 85% recommended - 42 reviews
Windows Central - Cole Martin - 5 / 5
>Nobody Saves the World is a humorous romp through a 2D world where the hero is little more than a pale, pantsless shell that players can magically transform into a colorful cast of characters. RPG elements let players customize the experience even further as they rack up a body count of baddies.
Checkpoint Gaming - Chantelle McColl - 9.5 / 10
>I canβt praise Nobody Saves the World enough for both its undeniable style and interesting game mechanics. The world is fleshed out and detailed, which allows the characters and environment to come to life. The Forms available create a unique class system that I personally havenβt seen before, especially because the character designs are so eccentric and interesting. The dungeons are all thematically compelling with tough challenges that make you have to experiment with different abilities and combinations. Add to this co-op compatibility and youβre left with a remarkable release thatβs ready to bestow you and a friend with unrivalled joy.
God is a Geek - Chris Hyde - 9.5 / 10
>Nobody Saves the World is a superb adventure, with lots of to see, do, experiment with, and have lots of crazy fun whil
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#Legends - 8th January 2021
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
##Synopsis
Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.
The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.
##Episodes
#Assembled
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.
This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.
##Episodes
Game Title: Tales of Arise
Platforms:
Trailers:
Developer: Bandai Namco Studios
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 87 average - 96% recommended - 55 reviews
3DNews - ΠΠ»Π΅ΠΊΡΠ΅ΠΉ ΠΠΈΡ Π°ΡΠ΅Π² - Russian - 9 / 10
>A new page in the history of Tales. A huge jump in quality compared to a previous game, but still as engaging as ever.
ACG - Jeremy Penter -
>"So far one of the best Tales games I have played with engaging combat, a diverse story that stretches across some unique territory, and a beautiful world."
Areajugones - Juan Linares - Spanish - 9 / 10
>βTales of Arise is the best bet of the year as far as JRPGs are concerned. A title that will make you fall in love with a story and characters with which you are going to empathize, a correct progression system, fun combats, attractive main missions (some secondary not so much), optional events, attractive graphics ... I think more needs to be said.β
Game Title: Hot Wheels Unleashed
Platforms:
Trailers:
Developer: Milestone S.r.l.
Publisher: Milestone
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 74 average - 59% recommended - 48 reviews
33bits - Erika Gonzalvez Nestares - Spanish - 80 / 100
>Mattel and Milestone return with a new work from the popular Hot Wheels saga where we can enjoy great movie classics such as Delorean in the different game modes that this great title offers.
Atomix - Sebastian Quiroz - Spanish - 90 / 100
>Hot Wheels Unleashed is one of the most entertaining racing games of the year and a love letter to fans of this franchise. Without a doubt, an unmissable entry.
But Why Tho? - Jason Flatt - 7 / 10
>Hot Wheels Unleashed is a good addition to the world of racing games, with enough to make it totally unique but not too much to overcomplicate it. There are a few things I wish would make it feel more full, but for what it does deliver, it delivers it well.
COGconnected - Jaz Sagoo - 78 / 100
>Hot Wheels Unleashed is a fast-paced racer that captures the frantic action of the miniature, diecast
... keep reading on reddit β‘Seeing so many people (myself included) being overwhelmed with the amount of content Marvel Studios is putting out and how complex and extended the world is becoming, I've decided to start doing these kinds of posts every few months so that everyone can keep up with what's going on in the MCU!
This took a lot of time to compile, so I hope you guys like it and tell me how and what I can improve in the future!
Note 1: You don't need to read it all. You can just Ctrl+F a concept/character/organization and just find what is said about it.
Note 2: Deceased villains and secondary characters are not mentioned here.
Note 3: The Marvel TV projects whose canonicity has been on the air lately are not added for the sake of simplicity and keeping the core story/characters in this document. Similarly, characters from other universes of the MCM (What if universes, Venom-verse, Raimi-verse, Webb-verse) are not discussed.
Avengers:
Tony Stark/Iron Man - DECEASED
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - DECEASED
Steve Rogers/Captain America - UNKNOWN STATUS
Clint Barton/Hawkeye - RETIRED, spending time with his family
Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch - RETIRED, ISOLATED from humanity until she learns to control her powers through the DARKHOLD
Thor Odinson - Currently with the GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, looking for his purpose
Vision - Has NO MIND STONE, hence less advanced AI, trying to understand who he is
Bruce Banner/Hulk - Still INJURED, is currently working on his physical form and is CONSULTING in the super-hero community with his science knowledge
James "Rhodey" Rhodes/War Machine - ACTIVE In the US AIR FORCE as War Machine
Sam Wilson/Captain America - ACTIVE In the US AIR FORCE as the new Captain America
Peter Parker/Spider-Man - ACCUSED CRIMINAL, IDENTITY PUBLICLY REVEALED
Avengers' Associates
T'Challa/Black Panther - DECEASED (Most likely)
Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver - DECEASED
James Buchanon "Bucky" Barnes/Winter Soldier - RETIRED VETERAN, occasional partners with Sam
Wong - CONSULTING the super-hero community with his magic knowledge
Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel - Has business in SPACE, CONSULTING the super-hero community with her space knowledge
Doctor Stephen Strange - Protecting your reality douchebag (ACTIVE)
Nick Fury - Has set up a SPACE STATION with Skrulls and ex-SHIELD agents
Scott Lang/Ant-Man - Likely ACTIVE
Hope van Dyne/Wasp - Likely ACTIVE
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Captain Carter: Hydra manages to kill Dr.Erskine and shoot Steve Rogers, but the Super soldier program isnβt lost thanks to Peggy Carter stepping up. She becomes Captain Carter and retrieved the tesseract, allowing Stark to build the Hydra Stomper armor for Steve. It becomes their mission to defeat Hydra, but after a trap is laid to get the tesseract back, it is up to Captain Carter and the Howling Commandos to stop Red Skull from releasing Hive on the world.
TβChalla became StarβLord: When the Ravagers are sent by Ego to Earth to retrieve his son, they mistakenly grab TβChalla from Wakanda instead. Taking an instant liking to the boy, Yondu and TβChalla form a close bond and soon the young boy becomes a truly legendary outlaw. A criminal celebrity, TβChalla becomes admired by many, including Korath, Howard the Duck, and Drax. When Nebula comes looking for a team to steal an infinity stone-like power from The Collector, TβChalla and Yondu (alongside Nebula, Tazerface, Kraglin, and Korath) plan a daring heist.
Avengers Assassinated: During the timeframe dubbed as βFuryβs Big Weekβ (where TIH-IM2-Thor overlap) the potential recruits of the Avengers Initiative as systematically killed off, leaving Natasha Romanoff as the main suspect. When Thor himself is killed, Loki leads an army of Asgardians (Sif and The Warriorβs Three included) to Earth in order to get βjusticeβ. With the true killer remaining at large, Fury needs to recruit a new team of Avengers if they want to have any chance at saving Earth from the Asgardian forces
Doctor Strange joins Dormammu: Stephen Strange firmly commits and falls in love with Christine Palmer only to lose her in a tragic car crash. Seeking a way to restore restore love of his life, he is contacted by Dormammu, posing as a mirrored villain of the hero (in reference to Benedict playing both roles in the film). With the guidance of The Ancient One and Wong, Strange tries to repel the dark magic of Dormammu, facing off against himself. But is Strangeβs heart in the right place, or is this just a further quest for power?
Party Thor: Thor, never having a brother in Loki, is an even more bullheaded version of the character. After committing a full act of war against the Frost Giants, Odin banishes Thor to Earth. Thor retains his Asgardian strength, but he doesnβt regain his worthiness. This leads to Thor becoming a party animal, and makes it mission to Thor the biggest rager Midgard has ever seen. But his actions have dir
... keep reading on reddit β‘Game Title: Biomutant
Platforms: PC | PlayStation 4 | Xbox One
Release Date: May 25, 2021
Trailers: Explanation Trailer | World Trailer | Combat Trailer | Gameplay Trailer 2020
Developer: Experiment 101
Publisher: THQ Nordic
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 67 | 40% Recommended [Cross-Platform]
Metacritic - 68 [PC] | 62 [PS4] | | 68 [XBO]
Website/Author | Score | Quote | Platform |
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ACG - Jeremy Penter | Wait for Sale | Video review; quote not available | ~ |
Attack of the Fanboy - Victor Vellas | 4.5/5 | Playing Biomutant made me think of simpler times, when I just turned my game console on and started playing without a care in this world, or in any world at all. It was me, my old-school 30" TV and the game in front of me, nothing more, nothing less. While it for sure has some flaws like a slow start, some combat junkiness at first and a couple of cutscenes that look low budget-ish, by no means do they hinder the end result of this great action RPG. If these weren't present, a perfect score could have been very possible. | PC |
But Why Tho? - Charles Hartford | 8.5/10 | So while I can't give Biomutant the across-the-board praise I had so hoped to when I started, it nonetheless delivers great gameplay, deep customization in numerous ways, and gorgeous visuals that will leave you awestruck for many hours as you explore the wide-open world it contains. Combined with its determination to not unduly punish players by keeping systems intuitive and making crafting choices easily reversible, Biomutant keeps its fun |
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I guess the concept didn't work
Strap in for a little vintage trip into the 50βs to Chennai city, the capital of Tamil Nadu in South India. Back then though Chennai was known as Madras and that is the name I will be using here.
In August of 1952, the Hindu carried a headline in bold letters to grab the readerβs attention at once, it read, "CITY BUSINESSMAN MISSING!" A well-known local businessman of Madras M. C. Kannan Chetty proprietor of Gem & Company had lodged a complaint with the Law College police station that his business associate & employee Mr. Alavandaar had been missing for a few days.
The lascivious Alavandar
Itβs amusing that a simple man going missing is the big news of the day in Madras back then. Alavandaar Chetty was a 42-year-old man who lived in George Town Madras with his wife & 2 young sons. He was an extrovert, a flamboyant man who was always dressed immaculately with a bow-tie on. He had served in the British Indian army during World War II and after early retirement had sought to start his own small business of plastic odds & ends which were popular among curious buyers.
Alavandaar was not a wealthy man and could not afford to buy or rent his own store so he sought the help of his old friend MC Kannan Chetty who owned a well-established Pen shop called Gem & Co. Kannan Chetty gave Alavandaar a small section in the storefront to display & sell his plastic goods.
The business was doing moderately well but Alavandaar soon added another side hustle to his business. He started to sell fine Sarees. Not a verily easily explained jump from plastics to Sarees but OK dude.
The catch was that he was selling these expensive sarees on credit. So, women could buy these luxuries by paying just a small deposit and then paying up over the coming weeks when they could afford it. This layaway style retail model was not common in India. In fact, I remember seeing signs in so many stores that said βaaj nakad kal udharβ which means pay today, borrow tomorrow aka HELL NO credit homies.
This type of credit buying offer proved quite popular at Gem & Co and the saree business took off. Alavandaar of course wasnβt in it for the money or the entrepreneurship. Oh, no this guy was a playa!
He was in it for the women. Sarees was a sure shot means to meeting women and his credit system was nothing more than a honeypot trap to entice women to purchase stuff they could not afford. After all, with his gregarious personality he was a great sa
... keep reading on reddit β‘Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
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#Legends - 8th January 2021
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
##Synopsis
Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.
The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.
##Episodes
#WandaVision - 15th January 2021 (9 Episodes)
###Status: Streaming
Platform: Disney
^(Working Title: Big Red)
##Synopsis
The very first Marvel Studios series on Disney+, and the first content of Phase 4. With 9 episodes, this series explores the powers and capabilities of two of the most powerful heroes of the MCU, as well as their relationship and new marriage through the medium of various sitcoms throughout the decades, whilst also dealing with Vision's sentience, after being killed when Wanda destroyed the Mind Stone, only to be brought back by Thanos with the Time Stone and killed again when the Titan ripped the Mind Stone from his head.
##Links
Following directly on from Avengers: Endgame, the series pulled in characters from all over the MCU, specifically Darcy Lewis from Thor and Thor: The Dark World, Jimmy Woo from Ant-Man and The Wasp and Monica Rambeau from Captain Marvel.
Elizabeth Olsen will transition from this series into >!Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!<, while Monica Rambeau will go from this series into >!The Marvels!<.
##Crew
Director: Matt Shakman (The Boys, Game of Thrones)
Cinematographer: Jess Hall (Hot Fuzz, 30 Minutes or Less)
Head Writer: Jac Schaeffer (Black Widow, The Hustle)
##Cast
#Please Note: This post is out of date. It has been updated
Updates & Additions
#Legends
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
##Synopsis
Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.
The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.
##Episodes
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