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Nobody Saves the World - Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Nobody Saves the World

Platforms:

  • PC (Jan 18, 2022)
  • Xbox Series X/S (Jan 18, 2022)
  • Xbox One (Jan 18, 2022)

Trailers:

Developer: DrinkBox Studios

Review Aggregator:

OpenCritic - 80 average - 85% recommended - 42 reviews

Critic Reviews

Windows Central - Cole Martin - 5 / 5

>Nobody Saves the World is a humorous romp through a 2D world where the hero is little more than a pale, pantsless shell that players can magically transform into a colorful cast of characters. RPG elements let players customize the experience even further as they rack up a body count of baddies.


Checkpoint Gaming - Chantelle McColl - 9.5 / 10

>I can’t praise Nobody Saves the World enough for both its undeniable style and interesting game mechanics. The world is fleshed out and detailed, which allows the characters and environment to come to life. The Forms available create a unique class system that I personally haven’t seen before, especially because the character designs are so eccentric and interesting. The dungeons are all thematically compelling with tough challenges that make you have to experiment with different abilities and combinations. Add to this co-op compatibility and you’re left with a remarkable release that’s ready to bestow you and a friend with unrivalled joy.


God is a Geek - Chris Hyde - 9.5 / 10

>Nobody Saves the World is a superb adventure, with lots of to see, do, experiment with, and have lots of crazy fun whil

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UPDATED: Everything We Know About Phase 4 & 5 without the Clickbait, Ads & Rumours

Previous projects have had to be archived due to character limit, which can now be found here!

#Please Note: This post has been updated, new version can be found here

Additions since posting

  • Cast added to Loki (Season 2)
  • Old Projects Archived
  • Secret Invasion Filming Status Updated
  • Hawkeye Cast List Updated
  • 2022 & 2023 Film Slate Dates Pushed Back
  • Production Statuses Updated for Guardians of the Galaxy: Holiday Special and Vol. 3
  • Armor Wars Working Title Added
  • Thor: Love and Thunder Cast List Updated
  • Eternals and Spider-Man: No Way Home Length Added
  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Filming Status Updated
  • Legends Episodes Updated
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home Cast List & Runtime Updated

#Legends - 8th January 2021

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

  • Wanda Maximoff
  • Vision
  • Falcon
  • The Winter Soldier
  • Sharon Carter
  • Baron Zemo
  • Loki
  • The Tesseract/Space Stone
  • Black Widow
  • Peggy Carter
  • The Avengers Initiative
  • The Ravagers
  • The Ten Rings
  • Hawkeye (12th November)

#Assembled

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.

This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.

##Episodes

  • The Making of WandaVision (12th March 2021)
  • The Making of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (30th April 2021)
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Tales of Arise - Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Tales of Arise

Platforms:

  • PlayStation 5 (Sep 10, 2021)
  • PC (Sep 10, 2021)
  • Xbox Series X/S (Sep 10, 2021)
  • Xbox One (Sep 10, 2021)
  • PlayStation 4 (Sep 10, 2021)

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Developer: Bandai Namco Studios

Review Aggregator:

OpenCritic - 87 average - 96% recommended - 55 reviews

Critic Reviews

3DNews - АлСксСй Π›ΠΈΡ…Π°Ρ‡Π΅Π² - Russian - 9 / 10

>A new page in the history of Tales. A huge jump in quality compared to a previous game, but still as engaging as ever.


ACG - Jeremy Penter -

>"So far one of the best Tales games I have played with engaging combat, a diverse story that stretches across some unique territory, and a beautiful world."


Areajugones - Juan Linares - Spanish - 9 / 10

>β€ŽTales of Arise is the best bet of the year as far as JRPGs are concerned. A title that will make you fall in love with a story and characters with which you are going to empathize, a correct progression system, fun combats, attractive main missions (some secondary not so much), optional events, attractive graphics ... I think more needs to be said.β€Ž


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Hot Wheels Unleashed - Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Hot Wheels Unleashed

Platforms:

  • PlayStation 4 (Sep 30, 2021)
  • PlayStation 5 (Sep 30, 2021)
  • PC (Sep 30, 2021)
  • Xbox One (Sep 30, 2021)
  • PlayStation 5 (Sep 30, 2021)
  • Nintendo Switch (Sep 30, 2021)

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Developer: Milestone S.r.l.

Publisher: Milestone

Review Aggregator:

OpenCritic - 74 average - 59% recommended - 48 reviews

Critic Reviews

33bits - Erika Gonzalvez Nestares - Spanish - 80 / 100

>Mattel and Milestone return with a new work from the popular Hot Wheels saga where we can enjoy great movie classics such as Delorean in the different game modes that this great title offers.


Atomix - Sebastian Quiroz - Spanish - 90 / 100

>Hot Wheels Unleashed is one of the most entertaining racing games of the year and a love letter to fans of this franchise. Without a doubt, an unmissable entry.


But Why Tho? - Jason Flatt - 7 / 10

>Hot Wheels Unleashed is a good addition to the world of racing games, with enough to make it totally unique but not too much to overcomplicate it. There are a few things I wish would make it feel more full, but for what it does deliver, it delivers it well.


COGconnected - Jaz Sagoo - 78 / 100

>Hot Wheels Unleashed is a fast-paced racer that captures the frantic action of the miniature, diecast

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State of the MCU as of November 2021 (characters, organizations, concepts, timeline and ongoing plots) - Volume 1

Seeing so many people (myself included) being overwhelmed with the amount of content Marvel Studios is putting out and how complex and extended the world is becoming, I've decided to start doing these kinds of posts every few months so that everyone can keep up with what's going on in the MCU!

This took a lot of time to compile, so I hope you guys like it and tell me how and what I can improve in the future!

Note 1: You don't need to read it all. You can just Ctrl+F a concept/character/organization and just find what is said about it.

Note 2: Deceased villains and secondary characters are not mentioned here.

Note 3: The Marvel TV projects whose canonicity has been on the air lately are not added for the sake of simplicity and keeping the core story/characters in this document. Similarly, characters from other universes of the MCM (What if universes, Venom-verse, Raimi-verse, Webb-verse) are not discussed.

Characters:

Avengers:

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man - DECEASED

  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - DECEASED

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America - UNKNOWN STATUS

  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye - RETIRED, spending time with his family

  • Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch - RETIRED, ISOLATED from humanity until she learns to control her powers through the DARKHOLD

  • Thor Odinson - Currently with the GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, looking for his purpose

  • Vision - Has NO MIND STONE, hence less advanced AI, trying to understand who he is

  • Bruce Banner/Hulk - Still INJURED, is currently working on his physical form and is CONSULTING in the super-hero community with his science knowledge

  • James "Rhodey" Rhodes/War Machine - ACTIVE In the US AIR FORCE as War Machine

  • Sam Wilson/Captain America - ACTIVE In the US AIR FORCE as the new Captain America

  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man - ACCUSED CRIMINAL, IDENTITY PUBLICLY REVEALED

Avengers' Associates

  • T'Challa/Black Panther - DECEASED (Most likely)

  • Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver - DECEASED

  • James Buchanon "Bucky" Barnes/Winter Soldier - RETIRED VETERAN, occasional partners with Sam

  • Wong - CONSULTING the super-hero community with his magic knowledge

  • Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel - Has business in SPACE, CONSULTING the super-hero community with her space knowledge

  • Doctor Stephen Strange - Protecting your reality douchebag (ACTIVE)

  • Nick Fury - Has set up a SPACE STATION with Skrulls and ex-SHIELD agents

  • Scott Lang/Ant-Man - Likely ACTIVE

  • Hope van Dyne/Wasp - Likely ACTIVE

  • Xu

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SPOILERS: Plots for Every Episode of Marvel’s What If

Captain Carter: Hydra manages to kill Dr.Erskine and shoot Steve Rogers, but the Super soldier program isn’t lost thanks to Peggy Carter stepping up. She becomes Captain Carter and retrieved the tesseract, allowing Stark to build the Hydra Stomper armor for Steve. It becomes their mission to defeat Hydra, but after a trap is laid to get the tesseract back, it is up to Captain Carter and the Howling Commandos to stop Red Skull from releasing Hive on the world.

T’Challa became Star–Lord: When the Ravagers are sent by Ego to Earth to retrieve his son, they mistakenly grab T’Challa from Wakanda instead. Taking an instant liking to the boy, Yondu and T’Challa form a close bond and soon the young boy becomes a truly legendary outlaw. A criminal celebrity, T’Challa becomes admired by many, including Korath, Howard the Duck, and Drax. When Nebula comes looking for a team to steal an infinity stone-like power from The Collector, T’Challa and Yondu (alongside Nebula, Tazerface, Kraglin, and Korath) plan a daring heist.

Avengers Assassinated: During the timeframe dubbed as β€œFury’s Big Week” (where TIH-IM2-Thor overlap) the potential recruits of the Avengers Initiative as systematically killed off, leaving Natasha Romanoff as the main suspect. When Thor himself is killed, Loki leads an army of Asgardians (Sif and The Warrior’s Three included) to Earth in order to get β€œjustice”. With the true killer remaining at large, Fury needs to recruit a new team of Avengers if they want to have any chance at saving Earth from the Asgardian forces

Doctor Strange joins Dormammu: Stephen Strange firmly commits and falls in love with Christine Palmer only to lose her in a tragic car crash. Seeking a way to restore restore love of his life, he is contacted by Dormammu, posing as a mirrored villain of the hero (in reference to Benedict playing both roles in the film). With the guidance of The Ancient One and Wong, Strange tries to repel the dark magic of Dormammu, facing off against himself. But is Strange’s heart in the right place, or is this just a further quest for power?

Party Thor: Thor, never having a brother in Loki, is an even more bullheaded version of the character. After committing a full act of war against the Frost Giants, Odin banishes Thor to Earth. Thor retains his Asgardian strength, but he doesn’t regain his worthiness. This leads to Thor becoming a party animal, and makes it mission to Thor the biggest rager Midgard has ever seen. But his actions have dir

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Biomutant - Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Biomutant

Platforms: PC | PlayStation 4 | Xbox One

Release Date: May 25, 2021

Trailers: Explanation Trailer | World Trailer | Combat Trailer | Gameplay Trailer 2020

Developer: Experiment 101

Publisher: THQ Nordic

Review Aggregator:

OpenCritic - 67 | 40% Recommended [Cross-Platform]

Metacritic - 68 [PC] | 62 [PS4] | | 68 [XBO]

Critic Reviews

Website/Author Score Quote Platform
ACG - Jeremy Penter Wait for Sale Video review; quote not available ~
Attack of the Fanboy - Victor Vellas 4.5/5 Playing Biomutant made me think of simpler times, when I just turned my game console on and started playing without a care in this world, or in any world at all. It was me, my old-school 30" TV and the game in front of me, nothing more, nothing less. While it for sure has some flaws like a slow start, some combat junkiness at first and a couple of cutscenes that look low budget-ish, by no means do they hinder the end result of this great action RPG. If these weren't present, a perfect score could have been very possible. PC
But Why Tho? - Charles Hartford 8.5/10 So while I can't give Biomutant the across-the-board praise I had so hoped to when I started, it nonetheless delivers great gameplay, deep customization in numerous ways, and gorgeous visuals that will leave you awestruck for many hours as you explore the wide-open world it contains. Combined with its determination to not unduly punish players by keeping systems intuitive and making crafting choices easily reversible, Biomutant keeps its fun
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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I wonder why they deleted the r/antiwork sub

I guess the concept didn't work

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What If? Screen Time Breakdown

IM IH IM2 T CA:TFA A P1 IM3 T:TDW CA:TWS GOTG A:AOU A-M P2 CA:CW DS GOTG.V2 S-M:H T:R BP A:IW A-MATW CM A:E [S-M:FFH](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/co

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The Headless Body in the Trunk - Alavandar Murder Case, 1952 Chennai, India

Strap in for a little vintage trip into the 50’s to Chennai city, the capital of Tamil Nadu in South India. Back then though Chennai was known as Madras and that is the name I will be using here.

In August of 1952, the Hindu carried a headline in bold letters to grab the reader’s attention at once, it read, "CITY BUSINESSMAN MISSING!" A well-known local businessman of Madras M. C. Kannan Chetty proprietor of Gem & Company had lodged a complaint with the Law College police station that his business associate & employee Mr. Alavandaar had been missing for a few days.

The lascivious Alavandar

It’s amusing that a simple man going missing is the big news of the day in Madras back then. Alavandaar Chetty was a 42-year-old man who lived in George Town Madras with his wife & 2 young sons. He was an extrovert, a flamboyant man who was always dressed immaculately with a bow-tie on. He had served in the British Indian army during World War II and after early retirement had sought to start his own small business of plastic odds & ends which were popular among curious buyers.

Alavandaar was not a wealthy man and could not afford to buy or rent his own store so he sought the help of his old friend MC Kannan Chetty who owned a well-established Pen shop called Gem & Co. Kannan Chetty gave Alavandaar a small section in the storefront to display & sell his plastic goods.

The business was doing moderately well but Alavandaar soon added another side hustle to his business. He started to sell fine Sarees. Not a verily easily explained jump from plastics to Sarees but OK dude.

The catch was that he was selling these expensive sarees on credit. So, women could buy these luxuries by paying just a small deposit and then paying up over the coming weeks when they could afford it. This layaway style retail model was not common in India. In fact, I remember seeing signs in so many stores that said β€œaaj nakad kal udhar’ which means pay today, borrow tomorrow aka HELL NO credit homies.

This type of credit buying offer proved quite popular at Gem & Co and the saree business took off. Alavandaar of course wasn’t in it for the money or the entrepreneurship. Oh, no this guy was a playa!

He was in it for the women. Sarees was a sure shot means to meeting women and his credit system was nothing more than a honeypot trap to entice women to purchase stuff they could not afford. After all, with his gregarious personality he was a great sa

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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Geometry sucks
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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Orion's belt
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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UPDATED: Everything We Know About Phase 4 & 5 without the Clickbait, Ads and Rumours

#Please Note: This post is no longer being updated. A new update will be posted after What If...? has wrapped

#Legends - 8th January 2021

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

  • Wanda Maximoff (8th January)
  • Vision (8th January)
  • Falcon (5th March)
  • The Winter Soldier (5th March)
  • Sharon Carter (12th March)
  • Baron Zemo (12th March)
  • Loki (4th June)
  • The Tesseract/Space Stone (4th June)
  • Black Widow (7th July)
  • Peggy Carter (4th August)
  • The Avengers Initiative (4th August)
  • The Ravagers (4th August)

#WandaVision - 15th January 2021 (9 Episodes)

###Status: Streaming

Platform: Disney

^(Working Title: Big Red)

##Synopsis

The very first Marvel Studios series on Disney+, and the first content of Phase 4. With 9 episodes, this series explores the powers and capabilities of two of the most powerful heroes of the MCU, as well as their relationship and new marriage through the medium of various sitcoms throughout the decades, whilst also dealing with Vision's sentience, after being killed when Wanda destroyed the Mind Stone, only to be brought back by Thanos with the Time Stone and killed again when the Titan ripped the Mind Stone from his head.

##Links

Following directly on from Avengers: Endgame, the series pulled in characters from all over the MCU, specifically Darcy Lewis from Thor and Thor: The Dark World, Jimmy Woo from Ant-Man and The Wasp and Monica Rambeau from Captain Marvel.

Elizabeth Olsen will transition from this series into >!Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!<, while Monica Rambeau will go from this series into >!The Marvels!<.

##Crew

Director: Matt Shakman (The Boys, Game of Thrones)

Cinematographer: Jess Hall (Hot Fuzz, 30 Minutes or Less)

Head Writer: Jac Schaeffer (Black Widow, The Hustle)

##Cast

  • Elizabeth Olsen (Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch)
  • Paul Bettany (The Vision)
  • Kat Dennings (Darcy Lewis)
  • Teyonah Parris (Monica Rambeau)
  • Randall Park (Jimmy Woo)
  • Kathryn Hahn (Agnes)
  • Fred Melamed (Arthur Heart)
  • Debra Jo Rupp (Mrs. Heart)
  • Jolene Purdy (Undisclosed Role
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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UPDATED - Everything We Know About Phase 4 & 5 without the Clickbait, Ads or Rumours

#Please Note: This post is out of date. It has been updated

Updates & Additions

  • Updates since the Last Post
  • Trailer for Assembled: The Making of The Falcon and The Winter Soldier added and removed following its release (29/04/21)
  • Shang-Chi "Link" section updated (29/04/21)
  • Black Panther II and Captain Marvel 2 titles changed (03/05/21)
  • Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantamania and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 release dates added (03/05/21)
  • Ms. Marvel and Black Panther: Wakanda Forever "Links" section updated (03/05/21)
  • Title Treatment links added for relevant project (03/05/21)
  • Order of projects reshuffled (03/05/21)
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Filming Status Updated (03/05/21)
  • Eternals Sizzle Reel added and removed following the Teaser Trailer's release (03/05/21)
  • Loki Release Date Updated (05/05/21)
  • Dates added in "Updates and Additions" for clarity (05/05/21)
  • Ms. Marvel minor casting update (05/05/21)
  • Order of projects switched (05/05/21)
  • GOTGs Filming Date Updated (12/05/21)
  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Cast List Updated (12/05/21)
  • What If? Release Date Updated (14/05/21)
  • Secret Invasion Crew & Cast List Updated (15/05/21)
  • New Legends Episodes & Release Date Added (19/05/21)
  • Ant-Man 3 Filming Status Updated (21/05/21)
  • Minor Spider-Man 3 Casting Updated (23/05/21)
  • Teaser Trailer for Eternals added (24/05/21)
  • Casting List for Eternals rearranged to match poster (24/05/21)
  • What If? Release Date Updated (02/06/21)
  • GOTG Vol 3. Production Date Updated (06/06/2021)
  • Ms. Marvel minor cast list update (07/06/2021)

#Legends

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

  • Wanda Maximoff (8th January)
  • Vision (8th January)
  • Falcon (5th Mar
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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