My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting a

Flying Saucer

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📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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A brother and sister were working with each other on a science project.

While the sister was working the brother was walking around doing nothing

5 minutes pass

B: Ow S: You alright B: Yeah, just bumped into the table S: Where does it hurt B: Mitosis

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I made a Dot Plot Graph in 2 minutes for my Science project

It wasn't the most accurate, but it gets the point across.

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📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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My child was setting up a science homework project on the dinner table. I swiped the table clean and threw the table outside. He asked "what was that for?"

I said, it's a periodic table. You cant use it right now.

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📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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Back in Taiwan, I had a pair science project to make a miniature biplane. His last name was the same as mine.

And in the end, two Wongs made a Wright.

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I need a pun for my science fair project from this

I'm doing a project that involves testing uv(a) rays on inside/outside cheek bacteria to see how much damage uv rays do. Thanks!

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📅︎ Jan 07 2017
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I have a Science Fair project on how music effects concentration and memory. Can any of you guys help me think of a punny or clever title?

If there's anything I'm terrible at, it's coming up with puns. Any help would be GREATLY appreciated!

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📅︎ Apr 14 2013
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I didn't come in first place at the science fair for my astronomy project

...but at least I got a constellation prize.

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📅︎ Nov 03 2016
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(Request) Need title for school assignment

Hello there,

I am doing a science project on cleaning products and I need a catchy title, so I figured I would go with a pun. The problem is, I can't think of one! If you guys could help me think of a one-liner pun involving somethng cleaning related, I would be very grateful!

Thanks.

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👤︎ u/Rcjuneau
📅︎ Jan 23 2013
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Post your jokes so I calcium!

I am doing a project in science class, and I want to include jokes about the muscular and skeletal systems. I will accept any body system jokes! Thanks a lot in advance.

P.S. Sorry for the worst joke in the title and sorry if this is against the rules!

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👤︎ u/Hyd_
📅︎ May 09 2016
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I need a bunch of mole related puns for a chemistry project.

Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I'm supposed to make something for a project.

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👤︎ u/Prg13
📅︎ Oct 14 2014
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