A list of puns related to "Schmidt"
Other dude: Okay look, youβre not gonna believe it, but youβre name is my name too.
Jon recapping a story of his younger days playing the piano and chatting with his dad.
German Dad: You should be on the radio.
Jon: Ah, Thanks Dad
German Dad: Ja, Then I could turn you off.
Using a brrrrr grinder
In my business law class we were discussing this court case. In the case, a woman named Courtney was hitting off the tee box at a country club and sliced the shot off the course. The ball hit a guy who was working on a nearby roof, and gave him permanent brain damage. Our professor then asked us who we thought was responsible for the damages: the golf course, the course designer, or the woman. A student in the back asks "Well what if Courtney was drunk while she was playing" to which our professor responded
"Well then we would just have a classic case of drinking... and driving."
I'm still not sure which was louder, my friend and I bursting out laughing or the collective groan that filled the room.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. If you do, his name will become your name, too.
Me: Dad, who is the most famous guy in the world? (Serious question)
Dad: (Totally Deadpan) John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Schmidt.
Me: Why's he so famous?
Dad: (Again, totally deadpan). His name is my name too.
I don't think he even looked up at me to answer either question, and certainly didn't miss a beat.
You're name is my name too!
Sincerely,
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
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