Dude: Hey man, my name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, what’s your name?

Other dude: Okay look, you’re not gonna believe it, but you’re name is my name too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waitwhaaaaaatt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Jon Schmidt of ThePianoGuys has a German dad...and he's got jokes.

Jon recapping a story of his younger days playing the piano and chatting with his dad.

German Dad: You should be on the radio.

Jon: Ah, Thanks Dad

German Dad: Ja, Then I could turn you off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilNilmo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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What is the secret to great cold brew coffee?

Using a brrrrr grinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewestAckount
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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How I learned my business law professor is a dad on the last day of class

In my business law class we were discussing this court case. In the case, a woman named Courtney was hitting off the tee box at a country club and sliced the shot off the course. The ball hit a guy who was working on a nearby roof, and gave him permanent brain damage. Our professor then asked us who we thought was responsible for the damages: the golf course, the course designer, or the woman. A student in the back asks "Well what if Courtney was drunk while she was playing" to which our professor responded

"Well then we would just have a classic case of drinking... and driving."

I'm still not sure which was louder, my friend and I bursting out laughing or the collective groan that filled the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bip213
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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do not accept a Facebook friend request from...

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. If you do, his name will become your name, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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Dad told me this when I was about 6.

Me: Dad, who is the most famous guy in the world? (Serious question)

Dad: (Totally Deadpan) John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Schmidt.

Me: Why's he so famous?

Dad: (Again, totally deadpan). His name is my name too.

I don't think he even looked up at me to answer either question, and certainly didn't miss a beat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jman939
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2013
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Dear, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

You're name is my name too!

Sincerely,

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DroopyDrewP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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