Schedule C appointment Puns

My husband asked me when would be a good time to schedule his dentist appointment. Before I could reply, our 10 year old daughter replied, "Tooth-hurty, of course."

And the receptionist was trying to schedule our next appointment, which was a routine check up. "We'll get you in and out real quick," she said. I turned to her and said, "that's what got us into this mess in the first place."

Wife to friend who does mammograms: "Do you have to schedule a mammogram or can you walk-in?"

Mammography tech friend: "It's best if you make an appointment."

Me: "So you're saying that you might be able to squeeze her in?..."

Dad joke, boob joke, and the room actually laughed - I just had my 4th kid and I'm really feeling on point.

Went into the dentist for tooth pain, was told they are going to extract my upper wisdom teeth. The receptionist scheduled me two weeks from now at 2:30.

"Huh, that's funny."
"What's funny?"
"My appointment. It's tooth hurty."

Groaning and laughter ensued.