What do you say when you bury a wrong body?

Oh.. a grave mistake

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2022
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What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke ?

This one’s gonna sleigh you !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaCk_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2022
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what do you say when you see some frozen cadavers?

"Icy dead people"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christejada32
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2022
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Do you what to say on your death bed moments before you die?

"I dont know what happens after death but im dying to find out"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aufdue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2022
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What do you say to your sister when you see her crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatIsThis187
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2022
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What do you say to a toilet on its birthday?

Happy Bidet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrilledSpamSteaks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2022
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What do you say when you've run out of canned mystery meat?

Spamnit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joopitermae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2022
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What do you say when you see a Japanese cheesecake with lion drawn on it?

Ari gateau

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2022
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What do you say to a beautiful pumpkin?

Hello gourd-geous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peter_Clavin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2022
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What do you call a mean ADHD kid at school who exaggerates everything they say?

Hyper Bully

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2022
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What do you say when the President’s dog arrives at the White House?

The beagle has landed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2022
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What do you say when your soup is delicious?

It's soup-er tasty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harshu_0075
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2022
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what do you say toa cop named Chris when a lady robs you.

ChriStopHer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KRZBRI5150
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2022
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What do you say to someone who doesn't know who Duane Johnson is?

Have you been living under a Rock?

My 9 year old son told me this one, he made it up himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phazetic99
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2022
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What do you say to a gladiator before a fight?

Break a leg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justaname110
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2022
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What do you say to your grandfather when he shares the he has bladder control issues?

It depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRAKRACER
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2022
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What do you say when you see a dam in summer?

Dam, that's hot

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2022
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What do you say when a recovering alcoholic wants a shot?

Careful dude, it’s a little whiskey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Resident_Hat9904
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2022
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How do you say you brushed your teeth a week ago?

You use paste tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2022
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What do you say when 50 cent gifts you a handmade sweater?

Gee, you knit?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2022
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what do you say when Sherlock can't solve a case?

No clue.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2022
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What do you say when you've seen the same joke posted before?

Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingercubunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2022
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β€œI love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. β€œAll you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. β€œWhat did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...

β€œYou herd me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2022
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What do you say about an egg that’s been mean?

Eggs Benedic-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackfirepwnd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2022
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To all the organ donors out there: I just want to say I really appreciate what you do

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That really takes guts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSteveA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2022
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What do you say when you lose 25% of your roof?

Oof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Starfreak900
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2022
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What do you say when your wife gets mad because her flowers aren’t getting watered?

Nothing, just sprinkler.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2022
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How do reptiles say thank you in Japan?

Aligato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFeature_1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2022
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What do you say to get a bar of gold's attention?

AU!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevindavis338
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2022
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What do you say when an Italian dies?

They Pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DIOdorantXD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2022
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How do you say 'Go fuck yourself' politely?

You do you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zetafunction64
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2022
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What do you say to someone who just got their arm amputated?

β€œLooks like you’ve been disarmed”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chaos31509
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2022
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What do you say to a bass player with a beautiful woman on his arm?

Nice tattoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2022
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what do you say to the guy in the wheelchair that stole your camouflage jacket?

You can hide, but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deplorable_guido
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2022
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What do you say to a sleeping ahi?

🎢Wake up, little sushi.🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpotter29
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2022
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What do you say after receiving a call from a senior citizen?

A boomerang

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2022
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What do you say after a good meal at a Mexican restaurant?

Buenos nachos!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwilkins1644
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2022
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What do you say to an inquisitive amphibian?

You sure do axolotl questions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aglime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2022
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What do you say when something isnt logical and non profitable?

This makes no cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamaCODnuke
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2022
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What do you say to the dullish guy next door when you want to reject his offer to hang out?

Nay, Bore!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldeagle77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2022
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