What do you say when you bury a wrong body?
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What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke ?
This oneβs gonna sleigh you !
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︎ Nov 17 2022
what do you say when you see some frozen cadavers?
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︎ Nov 05 2022
Do you what to say on your death bed moments before you die?
"I dont know what happens after death but im dying to find out"
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︎ Oct 23 2022
What do you say to your sister when you see her crying?
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︎ Oct 28 2022
What do you say to a toilet on its birthday?
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︎ Nov 01 2022
What do you say when you've run out of canned mystery meat?
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︎ Oct 25 2022
What do you say when you see a Japanese cheesecake with lion drawn on it?
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︎ Nov 09 2022
What do you say to a beautiful pumpkin?
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︎ Oct 06 2022
What do you call a mean ADHD kid at school who exaggerates everything they say?
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︎ Oct 26 2022
What do you say when the Presidentβs dog arrives at the White House?
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︎ Oct 23 2022
What do you say when your soup is delicious?
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︎ Sep 17 2022
what do you say toa cop named Chris when a lady robs you.
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︎ Sep 24 2022
What do you say to someone who doesn't know who Duane Johnson is?
Have you been living under a Rock?
My 9 year old son told me this one, he made it up himself
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︎ Jul 31 2022
What do you say to a gladiator before a fight?
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︎ Sep 29 2022
What do you say to your grandfather when he shares the he has bladder control issues?
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︎ Sep 29 2022
What do you say when you see a dam in summer?
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︎ Sep 12 2022
What do you say when a recovering alcoholic wants a shot?
Careful dude, itβs a little whiskey
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︎ Sep 08 2022
How do you say you brushed your teeth a week ago?
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︎ Jul 26 2022
What do you say when 50 cent gifts you a handmade sweater?
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︎ Jul 02 2022
what do you say when Sherlock can't solve a case?
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︎ Sep 17 2022
What do you say when you've seen the same joke posted before?
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︎ Feb 02 2022
βI love my job!β exclaimed the farmer. βAll you do is boss me around all day!β complained one of his sheep. βWhat did you say?β challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
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︎ Mar 10 2022
What do you say about an egg thatβs been mean?
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︎ Aug 03 2022
To all the organ donors out there: I just want to say I really appreciate what you do
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That really takes guts
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︎ Jun 20 2022
What do you say when you lose 25% of your roof?
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︎ Mar 21 2022
What do you say when your wife gets mad because her flowers arenβt getting watered?
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︎ Aug 19 2022
How do reptiles say thank you in Japan?
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︎ Aug 15 2022
What do you say to get a bar of gold's attention?
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︎ Jul 21 2022
What do you say when an Italian dies?
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︎ Jun 30 2022
How do you say 'Go fuck yourself' politely?
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︎ May 17 2022
What do you say to someone who just got their arm amputated?
βLooks like youβve been disarmedβ
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︎ May 12 2022
What do you say to a bass player with a beautiful woman on his arm?
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︎ May 29 2022
what do you say to the guy in the wheelchair that stole your camouflage jacket?
You can hide, but you can't run.
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︎ Jun 29 2022
What do you say to a sleeping ahi?
πΆWake up, little sushi.πΆ
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︎ Jun 25 2022
What do you say after receiving a call from a senior citizen?
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︎ Jun 14 2022
What do you say after a good meal at a Mexican restaurant?
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︎ Jun 21 2022
What do you say to an inquisitive amphibian?
You sure do axolotl questions.
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︎ Apr 20 2022
What do you say when something isnt logical and non profitable?
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︎ Jun 14 2022
What do you say to the dullish guy next door when you want to reject his offer to hang out?
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