What do rich people say when they tickle their baby?
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
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What did Bob Ross say when he heard of his wife's pregnancy?
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What did Lil Jon say when his credit card transaction was denied?
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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell onto his head?
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I hate it, when people hear me talking about Star Trek and think, it's appropriate to say: "may the force be with you".
Like really, if you're not able to name a single team member of SG-1, just shut your mouth!
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What did the electricianβs boss say when he came late to work?
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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?
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︎ Nov 30 2022
What does a pirate say when he turns 80?
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︎ Oct 21 2022
What does Kanye say to his kids when they are not paying any attention to him?
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︎ Nov 26 2022
What did The Pink Panther say when he stepped on an anthill?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
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When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my French" after a swear word
I'll never forget the first day of school when the teacher asked did we know any French.
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what did mary say when she gave birth?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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What do you say when you bury a wrong body?
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︎ Oct 26 2022
What did the Avengers say when they found Black Widow wandering around by herself ?
« Natasha, stop roaminβ off!Β Β»
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What did Buzz Lightyear say when he needed to go the hospital?
To infirmary and beyond!!!
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What did Rebel Wilson say when she lost Santa?
'I'm a Rebel without a Claus.'
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What did Joseph say to the innkeeper when she told him all the rooms were taken?
Iβd like to speak to your manger.
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︎ Nov 15 2022
What does the cold weather camping, seventies music lovers say when fall is over?
- Now is the winter of our disco-tent
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What did Abraham Lincoln say when he was on trial?
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what did Mike Tyson say when 50 cent got out of prison
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︎ Nov 04 2022
What did the ghost teacher say to her class when they didn't understand the lesson?
Everyone look at the board. I'll go through it again
(Happy Halloween)
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︎ Oct 31 2022
What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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︎ Nov 22 2022
What does the cake say when it gets into a fight?
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︎ Oct 17 2022
What did the dad say when his kid peed all over the bathroom floor?
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︎ Oct 19 2022
What do you say when you eat some bad Egyptian street food?
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︎ Nov 27 2022
They say when a girl peels the label off her beer she's sexually frustrated. My ex did that
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What did Ludacris say when asked for gardening tips?
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︎ Nov 23 2022
What did the father say to his daughter when they met in heaven?
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What did Maximus Decimus Meridius say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing, because he's Gladiator.
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︎ Oct 08 2022
What does Stan Lee say when he logs into his computer?
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︎ Oct 12 2022
what do you say when you see some frozen cadavers?
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︎ Nov 05 2022
What did Elton John say when he hugged his choreographer after they had ACL surgery in Bangkok?
βHold me closer, Thai knee dancerβ
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Youβre familiar with the phrase βoh dear,β when something bad has happened, but have you heard how they say it in Canada?
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︎ Oct 14 2022
What do you say to your sister when you see her crying?
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︎ Oct 28 2022
What did the steak say when he came across his arch nemesis?
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︎ Oct 31 2022
What did the gambling addict say to his friend when he won the lottery?
"I bet you did not expect that"
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︎ Nov 19 2022
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Iβll fill you in when I get back.
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︎ Oct 03 2022
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
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What did the O say when he saw the other O
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︎ Nov 22 2022
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
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What did Lil Jon say when his Credit Card Transaction was denied?
βTurned down for what?β
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︎ Nov 22 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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︎ Oct 29 2022
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
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︎ Oct 16 2022
What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?
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What did the buffalo say when his son left?
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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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