What do rich people say when they tickle their baby?

Gucci Gucci Gucci

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2022
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spank_z_monkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2022
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What did Bob Ross say when he heard of his wife's pregnancy?

Just a happy accident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FitProblem6248
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2022
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What did Lil Jon say when his credit card transaction was denied?

TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2022
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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell onto his head?

β€œI blame my shelf.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlanetKi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2022
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I hate it, when people hear me talking about Star Trek and think, it's appropriate to say: "may the force be with you".

Like really, if you're not able to name a single team member of SG-1, just shut your mouth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GiborDesign
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2022
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What did the electrician’s boss say when he came late to work?

Wire you insulate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TbhJustAnotherGuy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2022
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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrakons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2022
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What does a pirate say when he turns 80?

Aye matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2022
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What does Kanye say to his kids when they are not paying any attention to him?

Hear Ye, hear Ye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2022
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What did The Pink Panther say when he stepped on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.

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When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my French" after a swear word

I'll never forget the first day of school when the teacher asked did we know any French.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfPacific
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2022
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what did mary say when she gave birth?

JESUS CHRIST!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apple-_-boi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2022
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilliamPBot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2022
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What do you say when you bury a wrong body?

Oh.. a grave mistake

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2022
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What did the Avengers say when they found Black Widow wandering around by herself ?

« Natasha, stop roamin’ off!Β Β»

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anathema_Quill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2022
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What did Buzz Lightyear say when he needed to go the hospital?

To infirmary and beyond!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KUfan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2022
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What did Rebel Wilson say when she lost Santa?

'I'm a Rebel without a Claus.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mouserz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2022
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What did Joseph say to the innkeeper when she told him all the rooms were taken?

I’d like to speak to your manger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnackeredAndNoble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2022
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What does the cold weather camping, seventies music lovers say when fall is over?
  • Now is the winter of our disco-tent
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What did Abraham Lincoln say when he was on trial?

I’m in-a-cent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotepVision
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2022
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what did Mike Tyson say when 50 cent got out of prison

53

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2022
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What did the ghost teacher say to her class when they didn't understand the lesson?

Everyone look at the board. I'll go through it again

(Happy Halloween)

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What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterMoonGames
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2022
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What does the cake say when it gets into a fight?

You want a piece of me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DexterWeed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2022
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What did the dad say when his kid peed all over the bathroom floor?

Urine trouble!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2022
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What do you say when you eat some bad Egyptian street food?

I falafel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoneOfThisIsFine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2022
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They say when a girl peels the label off her beer she's sexually frustrated. My ex did that

and she drank from cans.

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What did Ludacris say when asked for gardening tips?

β€œUse a hoe”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OomplexBOompound
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2022
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What did the father say to his daughter when they met in heaven?

I'm dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheLonelyMan_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2022
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What did Maximus Decimus Meridius say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, because he's Gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok_Presence36
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2022
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What does Stan Lee say when he logs into his computer?

Excelsior

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AaronTheElite007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2022
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what do you say when you see some frozen cadavers?

"Icy dead people"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christejada32
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2022
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What did Elton John say when he hugged his choreographer after they had ACL surgery in Bangkok?

β€œHold me closer, Thai knee dancer”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DnDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2022
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You’re familiar with the phrase β€œoh dear,” when something bad has happened, but have you heard how they say it in Canada?

Oh moose.

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What do you say to your sister when you see her crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatIsThis187
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2022
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What did the steak say when he came across his arch nemesis?

Until we meat again.

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What did the gambling addict say to his friend when he won the lottery?

"I bet you did not expect that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_Sufficient
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2022
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What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

I’ll fill you in when I get back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_KnEwDoL_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2022
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pleiades_death
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2022
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What did the O say when he saw the other O

O-hi-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProgrammedBoredom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2022
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pessimist2020
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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What did Lil Jon say when his Credit Card Transaction was denied?

β€œTurned down for what?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ithinkhisnameis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2022
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taigeis_bhlasta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2022
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Dam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevindavis338
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2022
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What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?

Aye matey

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What did the buffalo say when his son left?

Bison!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gtothepotter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2022
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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATLBenzDisneyDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2022
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerseyperson111
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2022
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