What did the electrician’s boss say when he came late to work?
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
What did the river say when the dam got in its way?
Oh no! I'm gonna be lake!
What did the fish say when they ran into a wall?
Dam.
Please forgive if this joke has been told. My dad used to love to tell dad jokes all the time. He passed away in 2015 at the age of 49 and I miss him everyday. Hope you got a chuckle!
What did the metal plant worker say when he was turned into a frog
What did Ash say when he accidentally walked in on Misty changing?
Sorry, I wasn't trying to get a Pikachu.
What did the bar of gold say when you knocked on their door?
What did the math teacher say when he died and reincarnated into an Oak tree
Geometry!
Edit: Thank you so much for the silver!!! Never thought i would get one!!
What does salad say when it’s time to go?
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
What did dad say to mom when he bought her the wrong kind of flower?
What does a pirate say when he turns eighty?
What did Times New Roman say to the other fonts when it first came on the scene?
There’s a new serif in town.
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on that ant?
DeadAnt DeadAnt DeadAnt Dead Ant Dead Ant DeadAnt DeadAnt 🎶 🎼 🎵
what does batman's parents say when dinner is ready?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN
What did the river say when it saw beavers approaching?
When my gran was younger she use to always say that a key to a man’s heart is through his stomach
And that’s the story of how she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
What did the Shepard say when they saw a wolf?
Let’s get the flock out of here.
I have a couple of friends from Spain. When I speak to them I make sure to say “mucho” all the time.
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
🎵dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant dead- ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-aaaaaaant🎵
What did the pregnant librarian say when she was asked when the baby was due?
No it’s mine, I get to keep it.
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?
What did the dung beetle say when it walked into the bar?
What did Obama say when he dropped his seashell at the beach?
I hate it when people say age is only a number
What did Scar say when he fixed his car horn?
what did a programmer say when he got an error?
What Does Scooby-Doo Say When Something Is Back In Style?
What did poop say when pee asked to join his gang?
I always think it’s dumb when they say women belong in the kitchen…
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What did the spice say when his friend knocked on his door?
What did Simba's father say to him when he was moving too slow?
What did the German tourist in Britain say when they saw something illegal?
What did Danny Glover say when folding the laundry?
I'm too old for this sheet.
What did the barcode say when it accidentally bumped into another barcode?
You know what they say: When you're a-head
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
What did the fisherman say when he hooked the trophy fish?
What did the guitar luthier (fixer) say when the camp counselor called about the guitar string he broke while singing camp fire songs?
I’ll kumbaya cabin first thing in the morning to take a look.
What do zombies say when they go to the gym?
What did the person say when a flood struck his house?
What did yoda say when he saw himself in 4K
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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