Say what you want about want about waitresses....
....but they do bring a lot to the table.
Say what you want about the iPhone X but
You can't deny it had a top notch screen.
Say what you want about dad jokes...
...but they're all relatively funny
Say what you want about carrot top, but fact of the matter is he’s out there making a living as a comedian
You gotta give him props for that
What do you say when your wife is so envious of your peanut butter obsession she wants to put it on herself in the bedroom?
DON'T BE JELLY!
For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke — What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?
A1C por favor
What does an Englishman say when he wants to know how you're doing?
"UK?"
What do you say when someone wants to stitch their own wound?
Suture self!
What do you say when a guy asks if you want a pamphlet?
Brochure
Say what you want about Nikola Tesla
The man was electrifying.
What do you say to your friend when you want him to eat more icecream?
Say what you want about deaf people
They'll never listen to you
What do you say when someone offers you a hot dog, but you don't want it?
No Franks
EDIT: Wow! Thanks guys! One thousand up-votes is crazy for my first submission on reddit. My dad told me this joke while we were grocery shopping.
What does a Canadian say when he’s playing basketball but also wants to tell you his favorite way to eat corn?
Cob, eh.
Say what you want about Ben Carson as a politician, but as a person he is truly inspirational.
He really opened a lot of young minds!
What do you say when you want a THC drink at a dispensary? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
Say what you want about the group Anonymous, they've written some beautiful poetry over the years.
Dad was ordering a cake for his birthday party the lady behind the counter said what do you want it to say
Dad: happy birthday to me
Say what you want about pedophiles,
But at least they drive slow through school zones....
What do you say when your son says he wants to be an Audiologist?
What?
You can say what you want about waiters
but they do bring a lot to the table.
Say what you want about deaf people.
Say what you want about deaf people.
Say what you want about deaf people ...
Say what you want about deaf people.
