When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
I saw a restaurant that had a sign up saying “Breakfast anytime”
So I ordered French toast during the renaissance.
I saw my wife slightly drunk yelling at the TV saying “don’t go in there you idiot”
She was watching our wedding video again.
I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, “Volume stuck on full”
I though, “I can’t turn that down”
I saw a bumper sticker saying “I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal”
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
I felt really sad when I saw a girl on TV crying and saying, “I Miss America!”
Then someone corrected her grammar and gave her a sash and a tiara.
2 cowboys were riding along and one saw a tree with bacon dangling from the branches. One called out saying "Look a Bacon Tree!" As they went closer to have a look they were confronted with a sky full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled:
This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.
So i was watching this guy in a train saying funny stuff then i saw this comment.
I saw a man carrying a board saying “Repent for you’re sin’s! The end is near!”
I thought, “That’s a bad sign.”
I saw a strange picket line on the way home today. The workers were carrying signs saying "WE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY”
Then I noticed they were outside the mint.
I got angry when I saw a sign saying BNAG!
Towards the end of December, I saw Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov in a hotel lobby, both saying they were the better chess player.
That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
I just saw a sign in the window of a shop saying, 'SAL'
I thought to myself, "They've got a sale with 25% off."
The Tourist when to Cambodia and saw a person saying something.
He said "Khmer tourist, I got things for you to buy.
I saw a pair of midgets arguing in the kitchen and it made me think about that old saying...
Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
I saw my ex in a party so I walked up to her to greet her. She saw me before I could say anything, saying: “I’m taken.” If she thought I was going to hit on her, then...
She’s definitely miss Taken.
I saw a sign saying “Keep children under supervision at all times” and it made me realise...
...my parenting days were over as I only had normal vision
I saw a road sign the other day saying “watch for children”
Sounded like a fair trade to me
I saw a man with a board saying, “The end is near. Repent for you’re sin’s.”
I thought to myself, “That’s a bad sign.”
I just saw a sign in the window of a shop saying 'SAL'
I thought to myself, "They've got a sale with 25% off!"
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